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Post by papaof2 on Oct 24, 2018 18:23:51 GMT -6
I saw this message on one of the Dark Net techie boards: ----------- >I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working. > >How can I repair it? > ----------- I did a lot of research (also on the Dark Net, as that's where the Time Portals are located) and this is what I learned: --------- That repair requires specific test equipment: Revisible Variable Wavelength and Intensity UV/IR Worklight: $2,399 (Availablity 50 years) Revisible Digital Voltmeter (w/sub-micro probes): $11,999 Revisible Digital Oscilloscope and Logic Analyzer: $239,999 Revisible Solder Sucker (with sub-micro tip): $9,499 (Availablity 50 years) Revisible Soldering Station: $23,999 (with Temperature and Visibility Controls) Revisible Lead/Mercury/Arsenic Solder (1 oz.) $535 (Availablity 50 years) (EPA permit to use solder $35,000/year) Revisible Protective Suit, Mask, Gloves for one person: $47,395 Revisible Mobile Clean Room (with 4 suit air supply, negative pressure air exchanger, 40KW UPS (2 hours): $1,345,495 More information available at www.revisible.com Interest-free payment plan: 5% down, 2%/year until delivery. Products without an availability date have an estimated lead time of 200 years. --------- Did I give the guy a good answer?
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