Post by ydderf on Jul 29, 2018 13:25:40 GMT -6
this is for Texican. I first heard this from an Aussie who titled himself "the chairman of the bored".
Martha and Stan were unable to have children so Martha's mothering instincts turned towards injured/orphaned animals.
One particularly trying day Stan arrived home with a sigh. Opening the door the first sight to greet Stan was a puppy chewing on one of Stan's favourite slippers. After closing the door Stan walked further into the house there on the back of Stan's favourite chair was a crow with a bandaged wing, judging from the amount of bird crap on Stan's chair the crow had been there for a while.
That was it, Stan was ready to blow up, as he headed into the kitchen he was hollering for Martha. There she was on her knees in front of the stove with the oven door open and a small bird wrapped in a cotton towel in her hands. Turning her head to look at Stan she said "shhh Stanley not in front of the chilled Wren"
Martha and Stan were unable to have children so Martha's mothering instincts turned towards injured/orphaned animals.
One particularly trying day Stan arrived home with a sigh. Opening the door the first sight to greet Stan was a puppy chewing on one of Stan's favourite slippers. After closing the door Stan walked further into the house there on the back of Stan's favourite chair was a crow with a bandaged wing, judging from the amount of bird crap on Stan's chair the crow had been there for a while.
That was it, Stan was ready to blow up, as he headed into the kitchen he was hollering for Martha. There she was on her knees in front of the stove with the oven door open and a small bird wrapped in a cotton towel in her hands. Turning her head to look at Stan she said "shhh Stanley not in front of the chilled Wren"
