Seen in a tagline on another board

[admin]

I want a closed casket. However toward the end of the service please have the organist play "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over until everyone is staring at my coffin with mute horrified anticipation.

I thought it was funny.

[kaijafon]

LOL! I saw that too!! I don't remember where though... yep! funny!

I want to hire someone to dress up like "Death" and come 'calling for me'.

[admin]

Another one (and very true at least in my dogs case):

“Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.”

[papaof2]

Can you get a casket with a time lock? And then set it to open when "Pop" plays for the fifth time?