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Post by mnn2300 on May 31, 2012 11:48:49 GMT -6
Bumper Stickers
I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
I'm just driving this way to get you mad.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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Post by calidreamer on Sept 15, 2012 18:35:34 GMT -6
Seen on a Rolls Royce... I don't care what your other car is.
From a high brow philosopher... Feces Occurs
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