Post by rvm45 on Oct 25, 2011 13:03:22 GMT -6
Fair warning Friends:
I started this story a long time ago, and lost the Narrative Thread. When that happens, Its like trying to forge Cold Iron.
Might as well just stop.
People urge me to finish some of my unfinished stories. Truth be told, some get downright hostile and demanding. It just doesn't work that way--at least for me.....
The main themes here were: Dan's incessant Tinnitus which "Speaks" to him in Comical ways.
The idea that Dan is no longer young or healthy enough to be a Front-Line Warrior--But by obeying God, and being generous, he comes to be the leader of a Relatively Large Clan.
There will be Four chapters altogether.....
I last posted new material on this Story in 17 September 09.....
Been so long--This almost looks like it could be dusted off, Re-Written, and presented for Semi-Mainstream Publication--Or not.
My Muse is Highly Erratic--"Erratic" Not "Erotic"!!! Get y'all's minds outa the gutter!
Started a new one today. Let me know what y'all think...
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* Tinnitus
Dan had been coming home on leave from the Army, over thirty years ago, when he’d met a fellow soldier in a bus depot, with an absolutely huge boom-box. Contrary to any wicked stereotypes–the fellow had been a very clean-cut white guy–even on leave, and in his civies.
But his boom-box was unique in Dan’s experience; because it had two playing heads. You could play two completely different songs at one time–which is what the mixing improvisario invariably did. You could adjust either volume, or fiddle with the bass to treble ratio; on each side singly too. Many other things that Dan only vaguely understood.
Now Dan’s fifty some-odd year old ears were doing the same sort of mixing experiments. When everything was relatively quite, he could hear more than the beat of a distant drum. He could hear whole distant orchestras.
Musically, it sounded like someone was blending Celtic; Bluegrass; and the Blues–with some weird Techno and Trance–not to mention a bit of Jazz thrown in. It sounded like Rob Zombie was endlessly repeating that he had a monster in his pants...over and over–where Dan couldn’t quite catch all the words...but he recognized the cadence.
All at the same time, Stevie Nicks sang the “Oompah-Loompah” song until she ran it into the ground. Then some times Peewee Herman rapped with Vin Diesel for backup. Then they’d all sing Mr Rodgers’ song together. Meanwhile, the Evil Little Faeries kept sublimining, “Come away with us, Human Child” in their mechanical, insectile voices.
Now Dan knew he wasn’t crazy–well, maybe he was–but the extraordinary concert that he often heard in his head didn’t bear upon it. He knew Damn good and well that Stevie Nicks–who’d be ancient by now anyway–and Rob Zombie; Evil Insectile Faeries; et. al–were not having an impromptu rap session somewhere in his head.
That was simply the best description that he could give to the underlying music that he often heard. Anyway, he was over fifty years old; and still weighed over three hundred pounds. If those Evil Little Faeries had targeted him as a human child, they were sadly mistaken.
Although any description of the music is bound to sound clashing and chaotic, the volume was low enough, and the blending seamless enough, that in practice Dan found it rather soothing...
Which was just as well. Dan had plenty of other causes for concern.
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“After I pay the house payment, were going to have just over one hundred dollars to run us almost three weeks–and you know how prices have gone up” Dan’s sister Rita said.
Dan nodded in understanding. Neither he nor Rita had ever married. At one time, Dan had wanted a wife very badly. He’d wanted children more. He’d courted four women to the point of proposal, and they’d all turned him down. Dan was stubborn, and he had a one-track mind, once he became obsessed with something. He’d hardly stopped at asking once.
He’d asked again and again. He’d tried reasoning; he’d tried persuasion; he’d tried bargaining...
When all else failed, he’d tried pleading and begging. All to no avail.
Dan hadn’t been the best judge of womenfolk. Now when he saw the wreckage of each of those women’s lives, and the men they’d dragged down with them, he praised God–and wondered what he’d said or done, to be counted worthy to be spared such a fate.
No, it was better this way, Dan thought. Though he sometimes regretted that he’d never feel the grasp of a tiny infant Dan’s grip around one of his trigger-fingers.
He’d taken jobs half a country away–but he’d learned early on, that jobs don’t last. For some reason, it generally took about two years for them to get to know him well enough to know that they really didn’t want him on the Payroll. Then they’d start nit-picking, working to get enough write-ups in his file, that they could justify firing him.
He’d kept hoping that one day he’d find an employer who wasn’t an ass. But he’d never moved the bulk of his stuff out of his father’s house–he always figured that he’d be forced back sooner or later.
Dan’s sister had an uncanny knack for keeping a job. She’d once held one for over a decade–but so far as Dan knew, she’d never had a date, and she’d never left home. She’d gone from Wall-Flower; to too outspoken and abrasive; to being an Old Maid.
Dan had sometimes wondered what she thought about being an Old Maid; but he respected her privacy too much to ever ask her. At any rate, they’d ended up inheriting their parent’s house; and sharing expenses...
And lately There’d been too many expenses, and not enough income.
“Do you remember Shawn and Linda?” Rita asked.
“Of course, they invited me to their wedding. Nice kids,” Dan answered.
“Well, she’s lost her job. Shawn’s job is as secure as any job can be nowadays, but he’s not getting overtime like he used to–and they’re having Friday layoffs every time they turn around.”
“I’ll put it on my prayer list,” Dan said.
He could tell Rita wasn’t finished with the topic yet. Perhaps she wanted to break into their preps to gift the kids some rice, noodles, beans, flour–whatever. They didn’t have a huge surplus; and what they had was rather basic; but if Rita felt led...Well, one should trust in the Lord and not in one’s storage program. Although a good storage program was simply being a responsible Steward, so far as Dan was concerned.
“What if they came to stay with us? We don’t use Mother’s old room. Its big enough for the two of them and the baby–not to stay cooped up in, I mean–but if they had the run of the house.
“They’re paying over eight hundred dollars a month for rent. Say that they give us four hundred a month–cut their bills over half–That would more than double our grocery money...”
Dan closed his eyes and pondered the question in detail–while his all-star choir sang about “Follow The Yellow Brick Road” to some mournful Celtic melody. When they’d thoroughly exhausted “The Yellow Brick Road song”; they started singing “Ding-Dong, The Witch is Dead” as if Dorothy; Toto; and all the Mutchkin had come from Harlan Kentucky. A bunch of Bluegrass Musicians from Kentucky–or anywhere else on God’s Green Earth; for that matter–wouldn’t have repeated the same Riffs dozens and dozens of times...
“You don’t approve,” Rita said apprehensively.
“Nah, It’s a good plan. Let me think and pray on it a couple or three days–but it sounds good.”
Dan was sitting with his feet crossed and one of their two-hundred pound dogs decided to lay on Dan’s feet. That way, she’d have early warning if Dan decided to go someplace. Only Dan’s feet were propped one on the other; so when a huge dog just dropped on them, Dan bellowed in pain.
As he rubbed his throbbing ankle, he had an idea.
“If we rent that room to your friends, can we get a dog?”
“No! I’ve told you that we will not have a dog in this house!”
“We’ll see about that,” Dan said as he stroked his bloodhound’s ears. “What kinda reception do you get with those?” He asked her.”Do those Evil Little Faeries try to lure you off ?”
“Come away with us Human Child..’.No, wait...You’re a Bloodhound.’ Come away with us Human Bloodhound Little Girl,” Dan said in a nasal imitation of the Faeries’ voices.
“Don’t worry about her,” His sister counseled. “If one of those Faeries you’re always obsessing about, tries to lure Martha away, she’ll eat them. God knows, she eats everything else. Marcus is catching birds on the wing again.”
“You need to feed them more,” Dan said.
“How big do you want them to get?”
“Well big enough that I don’t have to worry all Summer–afraid a Locust; a Wasp; or a Praying Mantis doesn’t fly off with one of them.”
“Show me a Praying Mantis that can fly off with a two hundred pound dog.”
“Why, if I showed you, then what would you do?”
Dan got the last word. He felt kinda expansive, having won the verbal sparing match. He sat and hummed contentedly along with the Insectoid Faeries; sub-vocalizing the words.
.....RVM45
I started this story a long time ago, and lost the Narrative Thread. When that happens, Its like trying to forge Cold Iron.
Might as well just stop.
People urge me to finish some of my unfinished stories. Truth be told, some get downright hostile and demanding. It just doesn't work that way--at least for me.....
The main themes here were: Dan's incessant Tinnitus which "Speaks" to him in Comical ways.
The idea that Dan is no longer young or healthy enough to be a Front-Line Warrior--But by obeying God, and being generous, he comes to be the leader of a Relatively Large Clan.
There will be Four chapters altogether.....
I last posted new material on this Story in 17 September 09.....
Been so long--This almost looks like it could be dusted off, Re-Written, and presented for Semi-Mainstream Publication--Or not.
My Muse is Highly Erratic--"Erratic" Not "Erotic"!!! Get y'all's minds outa the gutter!
Started a new one today. Let me know what y'all think...
*
**
***
* Tinnitus
Dan had been coming home on leave from the Army, over thirty years ago, when he’d met a fellow soldier in a bus depot, with an absolutely huge boom-box. Contrary to any wicked stereotypes–the fellow had been a very clean-cut white guy–even on leave, and in his civies.
But his boom-box was unique in Dan’s experience; because it had two playing heads. You could play two completely different songs at one time–which is what the mixing improvisario invariably did. You could adjust either volume, or fiddle with the bass to treble ratio; on each side singly too. Many other things that Dan only vaguely understood.
Now Dan’s fifty some-odd year old ears were doing the same sort of mixing experiments. When everything was relatively quite, he could hear more than the beat of a distant drum. He could hear whole distant orchestras.
Musically, it sounded like someone was blending Celtic; Bluegrass; and the Blues–with some weird Techno and Trance–not to mention a bit of Jazz thrown in. It sounded like Rob Zombie was endlessly repeating that he had a monster in his pants...over and over–where Dan couldn’t quite catch all the words...but he recognized the cadence.
All at the same time, Stevie Nicks sang the “Oompah-Loompah” song until she ran it into the ground. Then some times Peewee Herman rapped with Vin Diesel for backup. Then they’d all sing Mr Rodgers’ song together. Meanwhile, the Evil Little Faeries kept sublimining, “Come away with us, Human Child” in their mechanical, insectile voices.
Now Dan knew he wasn’t crazy–well, maybe he was–but the extraordinary concert that he often heard in his head didn’t bear upon it. He knew Damn good and well that Stevie Nicks–who’d be ancient by now anyway–and Rob Zombie; Evil Insectile Faeries; et. al–were not having an impromptu rap session somewhere in his head.
That was simply the best description that he could give to the underlying music that he often heard. Anyway, he was over fifty years old; and still weighed over three hundred pounds. If those Evil Little Faeries had targeted him as a human child, they were sadly mistaken.
Although any description of the music is bound to sound clashing and chaotic, the volume was low enough, and the blending seamless enough, that in practice Dan found it rather soothing...
Which was just as well. Dan had plenty of other causes for concern.
************************************************** **************
“After I pay the house payment, were going to have just over one hundred dollars to run us almost three weeks–and you know how prices have gone up” Dan’s sister Rita said.
Dan nodded in understanding. Neither he nor Rita had ever married. At one time, Dan had wanted a wife very badly. He’d wanted children more. He’d courted four women to the point of proposal, and they’d all turned him down. Dan was stubborn, and he had a one-track mind, once he became obsessed with something. He’d hardly stopped at asking once.
He’d asked again and again. He’d tried reasoning; he’d tried persuasion; he’d tried bargaining...
When all else failed, he’d tried pleading and begging. All to no avail.
Dan hadn’t been the best judge of womenfolk. Now when he saw the wreckage of each of those women’s lives, and the men they’d dragged down with them, he praised God–and wondered what he’d said or done, to be counted worthy to be spared such a fate.
No, it was better this way, Dan thought. Though he sometimes regretted that he’d never feel the grasp of a tiny infant Dan’s grip around one of his trigger-fingers.
He’d taken jobs half a country away–but he’d learned early on, that jobs don’t last. For some reason, it generally took about two years for them to get to know him well enough to know that they really didn’t want him on the Payroll. Then they’d start nit-picking, working to get enough write-ups in his file, that they could justify firing him.
He’d kept hoping that one day he’d find an employer who wasn’t an ass. But he’d never moved the bulk of his stuff out of his father’s house–he always figured that he’d be forced back sooner or later.
Dan’s sister had an uncanny knack for keeping a job. She’d once held one for over a decade–but so far as Dan knew, she’d never had a date, and she’d never left home. She’d gone from Wall-Flower; to too outspoken and abrasive; to being an Old Maid.
Dan had sometimes wondered what she thought about being an Old Maid; but he respected her privacy too much to ever ask her. At any rate, they’d ended up inheriting their parent’s house; and sharing expenses...
And lately There’d been too many expenses, and not enough income.
“Do you remember Shawn and Linda?” Rita asked.
“Of course, they invited me to their wedding. Nice kids,” Dan answered.
“Well, she’s lost her job. Shawn’s job is as secure as any job can be nowadays, but he’s not getting overtime like he used to–and they’re having Friday layoffs every time they turn around.”
“I’ll put it on my prayer list,” Dan said.
He could tell Rita wasn’t finished with the topic yet. Perhaps she wanted to break into their preps to gift the kids some rice, noodles, beans, flour–whatever. They didn’t have a huge surplus; and what they had was rather basic; but if Rita felt led...Well, one should trust in the Lord and not in one’s storage program. Although a good storage program was simply being a responsible Steward, so far as Dan was concerned.
“What if they came to stay with us? We don’t use Mother’s old room. Its big enough for the two of them and the baby–not to stay cooped up in, I mean–but if they had the run of the house.
“They’re paying over eight hundred dollars a month for rent. Say that they give us four hundred a month–cut their bills over half–That would more than double our grocery money...”
Dan closed his eyes and pondered the question in detail–while his all-star choir sang about “Follow The Yellow Brick Road” to some mournful Celtic melody. When they’d thoroughly exhausted “The Yellow Brick Road song”; they started singing “Ding-Dong, The Witch is Dead” as if Dorothy; Toto; and all the Mutchkin had come from Harlan Kentucky. A bunch of Bluegrass Musicians from Kentucky–or anywhere else on God’s Green Earth; for that matter–wouldn’t have repeated the same Riffs dozens and dozens of times...
“You don’t approve,” Rita said apprehensively.
“Nah, It’s a good plan. Let me think and pray on it a couple or three days–but it sounds good.”
Dan was sitting with his feet crossed and one of their two-hundred pound dogs decided to lay on Dan’s feet. That way, she’d have early warning if Dan decided to go someplace. Only Dan’s feet were propped one on the other; so when a huge dog just dropped on them, Dan bellowed in pain.
As he rubbed his throbbing ankle, he had an idea.
“If we rent that room to your friends, can we get a dog?”
“No! I’ve told you that we will not have a dog in this house!”
“We’ll see about that,” Dan said as he stroked his bloodhound’s ears. “What kinda reception do you get with those?” He asked her.”Do those Evil Little Faeries try to lure you off ?”
“Come away with us Human Child..’.No, wait...You’re a Bloodhound.’ Come away with us Human Bloodhound Little Girl,” Dan said in a nasal imitation of the Faeries’ voices.
“Don’t worry about her,” His sister counseled. “If one of those Faeries you’re always obsessing about, tries to lure Martha away, she’ll eat them. God knows, she eats everything else. Marcus is catching birds on the wing again.”
“You need to feed them more,” Dan said.
“How big do you want them to get?”
“Well big enough that I don’t have to worry all Summer–afraid a Locust; a Wasp; or a Praying Mantis doesn’t fly off with one of them.”
“Show me a Praying Mantis that can fly off with a two hundred pound dog.”
“Why, if I showed you, then what would you do?”
Dan got the last word. He felt kinda expansive, having won the verbal sparing match. He sat and hummed contentedly along with the Insectoid Faeries; sub-vocalizing the words.
.....RVM45