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Post by willc453 on Feb 6, 2023 21:59:01 GMT -6
When my wife was pregnant, I asked the midwife how many babies she had to deliver to become a full wife. She shot a look at my wife as if saying you poor thing.
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Wife asks why was I watching our wedding video backwards. I replied how I liked the part where I take that ring off your finger, leave church and go to a bar to drink with my friends.
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"Are there any spirits with me in this room right now?" The Ouija board moves to 'Yes.' "Okay good, 'cause rent is due, and you need to fork over your share." The Ouija board spells out, 'F U C K.'
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