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Post by willc453 on Dec 19, 2022 13:05:41 GMT -6
Yeah, the 2nd one is an oldy,,,,
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My uncle prayed to God to solve all his family's problems
God answered his prayers. My uncle's funeral is next week.
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A man is praying to God and asks "God, how is it you created all this in 7 days?"
God replied, "well, you see time is different for you and me. A million years in human time is only a second in time for me. I created everything in 7 days my time, not yours, so the time frame is much greater than interpreted."
"Oh my God, that is incredible!" the man exclaimed. "So what, like a penny to you is a million dollars for us?"
"Um, yeah, kinda. Something like that...." God says
"Well, in that case, can I just have a penny, God?" The man shoots his shot
"Sure" God agrees, much to the surprise of the man. "Just gimme a second to find it...."
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