Post by rvm45 on Sept 14, 2011 9:00:53 GMT -6
This is a Tongue-in-Cheek "Story" where I claim to believe that the existence of New Zealand and Australia is debatable.....
And then Gather an Impression based solely on Television Programs:
Te Hopo--I dug how you fixed up those two old .22s; and I think you're an all around Cool Dude. Get as many of your friends to join as you can...
But I don't want you to think you're putting anything over on me.
I'm Still not convinced that New Zealand is a real place...
From everything that I've heard about it; it seems pretty Nebulous--Like Big Foot; Gray Aliens; and Honest Politicians...
I mean, it Could be a real place; but I consider it far from Proven.
I thought large portions of your population lived in the Rain Forest; in little Townsteads and Villages; having somehow acquired the impression that they were living in Classical/Mythical Greece.
Young Girls taunt their Grandfathers by learning Martial Arts and Riding Whales.
There are giant Ostridge-Like Birds in the Forrest; as well as Giant Man-Killing Eagles--And a queer little flightless Green Parrots, that live in Burroughs underground; and come out at night to eat grass.
There are more of the Parrots than one can rightly shake a Chakram at--but due to Global Warming and the impending Ice Age; they are practically Extinct.
The Cane Toads haven't arrived from Australia yet (another place of dubious reallity).
Oh yes,Leather Clad women--Rather Masculine Women--I must say--live in the Forrests; wear Brass Brasseirs; carry Swords; and can fly short distances...
New Zealand was struck by an Iceberg on its Maiden Voyage; Had a huge Volcanic Eruption; and sank in the Atlantic back when Plato was wearing Short Pants...
Or some people say that its laying at the bottom of Lake Superior; and the Lake it is said; never gives up its dead; when the storms of November come early.
You want to hear about Real Places--Let me tell you about Macersville, Kentucky sometime.
.....RVM45
And then Gather an Impression based solely on Television Programs:
Te Hopo--I dug how you fixed up those two old .22s; and I think you're an all around Cool Dude. Get as many of your friends to join as you can...
But I don't want you to think you're putting anything over on me.
I'm Still not convinced that New Zealand is a real place...
From everything that I've heard about it; it seems pretty Nebulous--Like Big Foot; Gray Aliens; and Honest Politicians...
I mean, it Could be a real place; but I consider it far from Proven.
I thought large portions of your population lived in the Rain Forest; in little Townsteads and Villages; having somehow acquired the impression that they were living in Classical/Mythical Greece.
Young Girls taunt their Grandfathers by learning Martial Arts and Riding Whales.
There are giant Ostridge-Like Birds in the Forrest; as well as Giant Man-Killing Eagles--And a queer little flightless Green Parrots, that live in Burroughs underground; and come out at night to eat grass.
There are more of the Parrots than one can rightly shake a Chakram at--but due to Global Warming and the impending Ice Age; they are practically Extinct.
The Cane Toads haven't arrived from Australia yet (another place of dubious reallity).
Oh yes,Leather Clad women--Rather Masculine Women--I must say--live in the Forrests; wear Brass Brasseirs; carry Swords; and can fly short distances...
New Zealand was struck by an Iceberg on its Maiden Voyage; Had a huge Volcanic Eruption; and sank in the Atlantic back when Plato was wearing Short Pants...
Or some people say that its laying at the bottom of Lake Superior; and the Lake it is said; never gives up its dead; when the storms of November come early.
You want to hear about Real Places--Let me tell you about Macersville, Kentucky sometime.
.....RVM45
