Post by papaof2 on Dec 1, 2019 20:24:31 GMT -6
Found on Facebook.
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
The man asked "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man."
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. They have moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life."
"Where is Hillary's clock?"
"Her clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
The man asked "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man."
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. They have moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life."
"Where is Hillary's clock?"
"Her clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
