Tonight's conversation,,, Moment of Truth

[papaof2]

Better half asked my if country fried steak, mashed potatoes and green beans would be OK for supper tonight - the green beans because "I need more green in my diet". I responded that I would eat a few of the green beans but that I could just chew up a couple of dollar bills to get green in my diet and they would cheaper than the green beans.

Then I realized how close to the truth what I had said actually was...