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Post by willc453 on Mar 18, 2015 18:57:09 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale of Two Brothers Chapter 23
Women are sheep among the sheep and there are a lot of wolves out there....and as some wolves have found out, there are buffalo wolves like myself which makes them look like new born puppies. Which is where I ended up having Lillith as a female Friday the past few years.
Where was I at the time we met? Oh yeah, Philadelphia. Brainiac needed some stuff from the Naval ship yard that he couldn't buy. Since we were working together on project, no problem for me to get it. Was walking down a dimly lit street (wanted the exercise) when I see a girl walking with her dog, some sort of small mongrel kind....then there are 3 guys following her. Like I said, there are a lot of wolves that prey on sheep and figured it was none of my business what happened to her. She should of stayed home when it got dark. No doubt she knew she was being followed and started walking a little bit quicker, then was grabbed by 2 guys hiding at the front of an alley way. She tried getting away/screaming, but in this neighborhood, screams/gun noises were the norm. Thing is, her dog tried attacking one of the guys holding/dragging her to the back of the alley. Two of them made the same mistake: they kicked the dog.
It went flying just past the sidewalk with a howl of pain and even so, it still tried getting to her, crawling on it's belly. This was one determined dog, so decided to even things up. As I got ready to jump to change into another costume, heard one of them say, let's take her to the mattress that's here. This time, I had my Liberace costume on (almost 7 pounds of rhinestones on it) and I had a lot of fun wearing it while dealing with these 5. First thing after jumping back to Philly, was to make sure the dog was okay. It was, but hurting really bad and couldn't really move. Told it to stay there, petted it and I think it knew what was going to happen and that his master (mistress?) would be okay as it licked my hand. Then I started walking down that dark alley and could hear Lillith struggling to get free of those 5.
There was a light above on of the doors to some business and could see the 5 of them with Lillith trying to get away from them. They were enjoying the looks of terror on her face and would push her away while also grabbing various parts of her body and of course, pulling at her clothing. Thing is she was crying because they had hurt Romeo, her dog. Now what kind of name is that to give a male dog? Yeah, she was a romantic at heart. These guys were so buy/interested in her, they never heard me walk within 30 feet of 'em. So I called out to them (in a high pitched voice), saying yoooohoooo, boys; I'm a member of the SPCA and the Gay Pride Coalition and think it's absolutely terrible the way you treated that poor dog. And I want you to stop it right now, stomped my foot while having my left hand on my hip, throwing back my cape with my right and waving my right hand afterwards. Of course, they ALL (including Lillith) had major WTF looks on their faces. Don't know if Liberace ever wore makeup, so when in doubt, go all out: lipstick, eye shadow and makeup....of course, I was in a little bit of a hurry to help the dog, so the makeup may have been a little over the top.
Anyway, these guys have guns and some how I got the feeling they didn't buy them thru a sporting goods store while also going thru a background check. What surprised me was 2 of them simply opened fire and I got hit in the chest, knocking me to the ground. Which is why I've ALWAYS worn Kevlar armor. Heard from one of them, that takes care of that fagot, let's have more fun and 4 of them turned back to Lillith. But when one of them said: uuhhh, he's not dead because he saw me sit, then stand up. I screamed at them in a high pitched voice: you rotten b*tches, do know what my clothing cost? Try $3,000 and while they were quick to pull out their pistols again, it was too late for them.
While looking for bol's, found an interesting place in S. America. And Dancing Wind, this is one place I will NEVER take you to, it's that dangerous, even to someone like me. Everyone knows how a lot of the Aztec/Mayan places have been discovered after their civilization fell, but no one knows how many more are waiting to be discovered. And those people were into human sacrifice, ripping their hearts out with stone knives, then tossing the bodies into a deep well. Thing is ,there's a plan there that eats/absorbs ANY flesh. From what I have found out, it has some sort of intelligence as it can make sounds like a cell phone ringing, women calling out for help, baby crying, etc. There's a tribe which has dedicated itself to keeping the ground clean/sterile around it and they're ALWAYS watching to make sure no one gets to the temple. If they do, they MAY NOT leave.
In dealing with women who need to be taught how things really are between men/women, had some holding cells for lack of a better description made. That's where I took those 5 to as I had to take care of Romeo and of course, since Lillith was his owner, her too. When I jumped back to the dog, Lillith is crying and holding him while trying to walk some where. Asked her where was she going and said she was taking him home and try to make him comfortable as possible as she had no money for a vet. I said no problem, made a phone call, then jumped us to a vets off in Mississippi. There's a lot of people (majority of them older than me) that have a very limited income and can't afford to take their pets to a vet. Or if they do, they're not eating much the rest of the month....well, things just kind of go downhill for them when this happens. For a lot of these people who are in their 80's/90's, their animal is the only thing they really have left in the world for what ever reason. The vets have the discretion of who gets their bill paid, but then, they also make sure these people are really hurting money wise. As to the vets, I get charged their normal prices unless it's after hours and then it's a lot more, though thru the years, basically all of them don't really charge me that much for after hours work needed. And yes, I've sent more than one man/woman to school to become veterinarians and have the same arrangement with them, but I don't charged extra for after normal hours work. The sad part is when the owner dies, leaves behind a pet no one wants, so I make sure they're taken care of until a new home is found for them.
Well, the husband/wife vets weren't surprised to see me in my costume as I've appeared before them in others too. Romeo ended up spending 3 days with the vets, then it was another 2 weeks before he was back to normal. As to Lillith, she had been working at some local hardware store before it went out of business. She was basically broke as her unemployment had run out several months ago and unable to get an extension. I liked her right off the bat when I came into her place because while she didn't have food in the cabinets, she did have a lot of dog food....enough for 2 months as she explained it was her responsibility to take care of Romeo first. Thing is, she has a degree in accounting/taxes but unable to find a job....so offered her one as my girl Friday. Funny thing about her was she wouldn't take cash, saying she had to pay taxes on it AND wanted a paycheck. So got her listed as an employee with the Russian/Mexican ladies and had the Russian ladies help her with the way she dressed. To say Lillith is plain....well, she makes Olive Oyl look hot, but I learned that looks aren't everything. I also had her learn how to cook (and she's good at it now) and got her a really nice place outside of Philadelphia. The other thing is, was her insisting on paying me back on the money I lent her for stuff needed in her new place. I won the argument on there would be NO interest on this money. What does she do for me? Mainly it's research and of course, keeping track of things for me. When I do visit her, I always call ahead of time and knock on the front door as it's their place, not mine. Yeah, some guy saw her and you know how things go....of course, I had him checked out and he's a good man. And they just had their 2nd kid a few months ago. Also got Romeo a female as I told Lillith it wasn't healthy for any male, human or dog, to be alone.
As to the 5 that kicked Romeo, I stripped them of their guns (I had put them in padded cuffs while they were going the ng, ng, ng bit at the time of me jumping them there), then told them I was leaving them in the jungle, BUT they would only be about 20 miles from the nearest town. Actually, it was a small village, but what the heck. That if they made it out alive, I'd never bother them again. The natives knew me and my ability on my first visit and I made d*mn sure I was properly prepped as in wearing a COMPLETE chain mail suit from my neck to my ankles, with a complete set of Kevlar pants, shirt, gloves and booties to cover my boots, then having to duct tape where ever there was a seam between any of them which took me awhile.
I wanted these people to really understand what terror mean so I jumped them one at a time to the top of this temple and had it video taped AND had a live satellite feed sent directly to us so they could see what was happening and learn from it. There was one gallon of gas on the temple long with some food, Coleman stove/lantern, water (2 gallons) and of course, matches. And yes, told them about the Indians watching the place, but there was always the chance of them being able to sneak off the temple. The first one lasted all of 3 hours before he was dragged by the plant(s) into the hole where the human sacrifices were tossed. THAT shocked/shook them up as I also made sure the Indians had enough good, quality rifles and of course, lots and lots of ammo when these guys would try sneaking down the temple stairs. Second guy lasted 5 hours, with the last two almost 3 days, but then I cut them a break by leaving an ax. Kick a poor, little dog would they? Not while I was around.
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Post by kaijafon on Mar 19, 2015 20:26:20 GMT -6
Now Dancing Wind is curious about that plant..... <snicker> thank you!
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Post by willc453 on Mar 22, 2015 17:55:57 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale Of Two Brothers Chapter 24
Dancing Wind and I have been working together for about 5 years or so and some wondered how we met and why we've been working together for so long. The first time was in Washington D.C. right after she had covered the capital building and Washington monument with kudzu. Now at the time, I was busy getting as many seeds of them as I could and a little bit later, the cherries from the trees she had modified simply by her walking by them. Girls have a thing for chocolate, mine in cherries. I'm hoping she'll be able to grow them bigger than a golf ball.....like maybe a softball? Did you ever live some where that was famous like Disneyland, Yellowstone, Eiffel Tower, etc. but never went to see it? Well, that was me while I was in Washington D.C. It occurred to me while I had been busy getting these seeds, I hadn't done the tourist thing there and I thought, why not? I mean, had the money to stay at any fancy place I wanted to, or better yet, do the tourist thing and head back to one of my bol's which would save me a lot of money.
I'm not sure which of the govt. buildings I first saw her at, but it all started when I heard Dr. Lois Rambles (the doc) giving her Congressman (Senator?) a bunch of hard a$$ questions....ones that he obviously didn't want to answer. Of course, with her ability (which I didn't know about at the time), the so called representative of the people couldn't get away from her fast enough as he realized he had a choice of telling the truth or vomiting. And ever notice, these people like having ARED people around them as if it's good enough for them, but not the general American population? Maybe they realize that the 4th of July celebrates the violent overthrow/victory over one govt. (the English) and there's a lot more dates available on the calendar for another? Now the doctor was a couple of hundred feet from Dancing Wind when the representative started moving away from the doctor as from what I learned, he had already answered 2 questions he hadn't planned on answering and when he refused to answer a 3rd follow up question, he started throwing up. Yeah, the man was a little slow in realizing he had spoken the truth. Well, 2 of the reps guards stopped/grabbed the doc and that's when I got involved while the other 2 guards kept walking behind the rep.
I was walking towards the rep and when I saw 2 of the guys grab the doctor, I called out to them to get their d*ck beaters off that woman. The 5 of them were not impressed with my language (the doc was surprised as she'd never heard that expression before), attitude or appearance....too bad for them as they found out. One thing the rep didn't expect was me putting the palm of my hand on his chest and told him to hold it right there chuckles, as I got the feeling the lady wasn't done asking you questions and if you're her elected official, you OWE HER answers instead of trying to flee like you're being chased by a bill collector or someone trying to serve you a subpoena. Well, that didn't set too well with his other 2 guards who grabbed me, saying they were U.S. Marshalls and that I could walk away or I'd be arrested for assaulting an elected official which is a federal crime and carries (I think he said) a minimum 5 years in a federal prison AND a $10,000 fine, to which I said really and they said yes. I said okay, just let me go and when they did, I pulled out the wad of $10,000, I always carried, dropped it on the ground and asked is the fine/penalty for b*tch slapping or kicking an elected official in the nuts the same? THAT didn't go over well either....and thing about it was I could see that rep eyeballing the money and trying to figure out how he could get/keep his hands on it! That's when my 2 guys called out to the other 2 and said arrest her, they must be working together, grabbed me again, saying you're under arrest, yadda, yadda, yadda....and found they were holding nothing as I had jumped to where the doc was struggling with the other 2 U.S. Marshalls. Too bad I didn't have time to put on an appropriate costume because when I jumped behind her, I said: Sweet Polly PureBred; There's no need to fear! Underdog is here! and started singing the words from that cartoon show while also pumping both arms like I was lifting weights:
When criminals in this world appear And break the laws that they should fear And frighten all who see or hear The cry goes up far and near For Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
Speed of lighting, roar of thunder Fighting all who rob or plunder Underdog. Underdog!
When in this world the headlines read Of those who hearts are filled with greed Who rob and steal from those in need To right this wrong with blinding speed Goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder Fighting all who rob or plunder Underdog. Underdog!
You know you're getting old when people look at you and have no idea what theme song you're singing....except for the doc who started singing the song with me! Well, touched the doc and jumped us to the Lincoln statue and lucked out in there being a Boy scout troop there(gave them 5K afterwards to help any kid who was short of funds for gear/any trip) and told them they needed to watch the lady for a little bit, that I'd be right back and jumped back to her guards. Thing is, Dancing Wind is raising h*ll with them, wanting to know what they did with that woman and the 4 of them are going to grab her! Underdog theme words/song sung again but without calling her Polly Purebred and sad part about this is she had no idea who Underdog was! Guess she was never entranced by the one eye Cyclops like I was as a kid. Later on, she told me her Aunt Becca knew who Underdog was and guess Dancing Wind watched at least a few of the shows. She and her aunt about laughed their a$$es off the one time I showed up on their doorstep in complete Underdog costume, including me wearing a full size Underdog head and a bunch of musicians not only playing that theme song, men/women singing his theme song! Her aunt said I was crazy, but I replied, yeah, but I do have my moments.
Thing is, these guys didn't dick around as they backed up and pulled their pistols on us, telling us to lay on the ground RIGHT NOW! I stood there for a couple of seconds and said in my best Mexican bandito voice: Bodges? Bodges? You don't deserve no stinkin bodges and jumped the 4 of them to the side of a river I used to fish at in Alaska. Of course, they're going ng, ng, ng which gave me time to take everything they had....except their underwear. Always wondered what happened to them as about a hundred or so feet away was a grizzly momma bear and her 2 cubs. And yes, Selman, I added their guns to my bol collection.
Jump to a bol, dumped the marshalls stuff, jump to the doc who has come out of it, but no idea how she got there, then jumped with the dog to Dancing Wind who was kind of going crazy. And that girl started in on me like I was one of the marshalls! I said hold on missy and that REALLY got her going....you know, like I was talking down to her like she was some kid. the doc told her I was obviously one of The Affected. That's when Dancing Wind said it was you who saved the guy from the bridge in Frisco and I said no way. Said my ability is to move super fast....even faster than that guy known as The Flash, stuck my hand out to her and said I'm Norman Osborne Body and if you'll hold on, I'll be right back and jumped to find myself in the car with the doctors rep. Oh yeah, he squealed like a little girl seeing a spider on the toilet and she's gotta go real bad. I said didn't you forget something Simon Bar Sinister....like that 10K I dropped on the ground less than 10 minutes ago? Of course, he was just holding it for me as he had no idea who I was or when I'd return to claim it....with proper i.d./proof of ownership of course. Held out my hand and that little t*rd had to dig into 5 pockets to get all of it back into my hands! And yeah, I counted it just to make sure it was all there. Of course, the rep had a driver (U.S. Marshall of course) who never expected someone else in the back seat of this limo while it was in motion (no cabs or private cars for our reps you know)and he had the car coming to a screeching halt, pulls his pistol and tells me to raise my hands. Of course, since the rep was touching me, I jumped us back to the doc and Dancing Wind with the rep going ng, ng, ng during which time I helped myself to his wallet...his keys...badges...watch and 2 cell phones (hey, I did leave him his wedding ring). Dancing Wind asked what was I doing taking all this guys stuff....was I robbing him? I said no, but I did have a nice money clip holding my money together and while he gave my money back to me, never got my money clip. This is when the rep said all I had to hold the money together was a large rubber band and I asked him, do you have it on you? When he said no, I said I'm taking these items for what I think is a fair trade. Oh, he screamed at that one and thing is, we started attracting attention not only from people who had been walking by, but a couple of cops hurrying towards us. I said, hey, anyone like Russian., Chinese, Mexican, Italian or American for lunch? Turned around, kicked the rep in the a$$, telling him the lady would be back with more questions and you do NOT want me to hear you brushing her off....do you understand? Oh yeah, he did and scurried off quicker than any cockroach for a dark place when a bright light shines on it....and AWAY from the cops which tells you what kind of rep he really was.
Find that the doc and Dancing Wind were in D.C. on some sort of botany spring field trip from their colleges and declined my food offer as they had to leave soon. And the doc's no slouch as I heard her repeat my name and I could see the light bulb come on and knew it was time for me to leave. Thing is, I didn't know they had been grabbed by the fed later on, but at least the doc got a lot of concessions from the govt. afterwards. Of course, you can pass all the laws you want, but that doesn't mean people are going to follow them. Which is why some of The Affected would call me later on when sheep were giving their families problems. No, never killed anyone....didn't have to once I made a "house call" on those people. As to those broken bones, black & blue bruises, that happened when they fell down some stairs. I just kind of, sort of forgot they were going thru the ng, ng, ng stage while we on a LONG set of stairs. (the Washington Monument AND Statue of Liberty has 'em in case you didn't know) Some of them needed my help twice on those stairs, but NEVER a 3rd time. Is it my fault they couldn't keep their balance?
As to finding those 2, what a pain in the behind. To begin with, never thought either one was Affected. The doc never had a chance to question me and didn't talk that much to Dancing Wind. Thing is, there were something like THREE DOZEN different colleges with students interested in agriculture/botany. And who knew if the one who did the kudzu growing wasn't from D.C.? So I started laying money out for a lot of private detectives and those people aren't cheap. After a couple of weeks, some of the companies got scared off by the feds, so knew something was going on, decided it was a lost cause, so terminated all work looking for the guy who grew the kudzu, except two companies just in case.
In case you need some good detectives, the agencies names are (Bertha) Cool & (Donald) Lam while the other is (Sheldon) Scott & (Dan) Turner. Of the 4 of 'em, Donald's the only one who seems normal, with Scott a close second. To say Bertha's a money grubbing woman is like saying your normal politician is kind of crooked. Her attitude was "if the money is there, we do not care" which Donald didn't agree with and think he kept them out of trouble from time to time. He also figured out pretty quick that I was Affected and may have had something to do with all those bank "withdrawals". He suggested I hire a lawyer and ended up going with the law firm of (Richard S.) Prather, (Earl S.) Gardner and (Robert Leslie) Bellem. They were the ones I was going to call when talking to Selman while at The Compound. they also became part of the legal team in which we Affected were recognized as having legal rights....not that I got any kind of financial compensation from the govt. which was kind of a bummer.
As for Scott, that man's into OLD Caddies and it's such a bright, p*ss yellow color that it should glow in the dark and don't even ask about his clothing. Bright/loud Hawaiian shirts that even a Hawaiian OR a tourist wouldn't wear. As to Turner, think he read too many pulp detective novels/magazines as a kid as he calls himself an "orb for hire/private skulk", women weren't babes, etc., they were wrens or frills or their knockers being pretty pretties or tiddlywinks. Thing is, both companies got the job done even when they were warned off by the feds later on during their investigations. At times, I thought I was talking to an alien from another planet when dealing with Turner.
Truth is, didn't take long (3-4 months?) for them to start getting leads. What helped was nothing else was growing like the kudzu did AFTER the college kids left town. Then it was a case of tracking down each person who was on a U.S. flight when we got Affected AND in D.C. As to Dancing Wind....well, she came up twice via Youtube. Once on the plane doing her flying/floating bit, the other with those jocks and the cats at her college. Thing is, she (and all women) ended up being last on my list as I was kind of busy making "withdrawals", dealing with those in Washington, then later, working with Carlos and company. And for some reason, kept thinking Farmer John instead of Farmer Jane with this growing ability.
Once again, it was a pain in the b*tt to get to her....her town was so small that there were no pictures of it on the web? No Chamber of Commerce advertising, etc. Ended up taking a flight to the nearest large city to it, then hiring a cab ($675 for a round trip fare, which was actually one way for me, PLUS tip) to take me to her place. Of course, I was busy looking at the countryside as we headed to her place because Herc and a few others were looking for me along with Selman and her people. After being caught by Herc that one time, was nervous for awhile of ANYTHING flying. Had the cab driver drop me off at the edge of their property and once he left, started jumping closer to their place and saw the greenhouses that had been built. So naturally, I started checking them out first and bingo! Now to find Farmer John as still figured it was a guy doing all this super duper growing. I mean, airlines don't put your sex on their ticket, so how was I to know? Of course, in this day and age, no doubt there's some guy with the name of Dini.
Met her aunt and asked for Dini (aka Dancing Wind), saying I was a reporter who wanted to interview her about her flying/floating ability and what she thought of those Affected whether it was a minor or major ability. She didn't want to talk to me and actually closed the door in my face! Started walking back to the greenhouse (yeah, was thinking of seeds again) when a little girl (Kassie) asks if she could help me and told her the reporter story again. She looks at me and says liar, liar, pants on fire! I didn't hesitate in jumping about 100 feet away from her because as far as I knew, she had the ability to set things on fire like that girl did in that Stephen King book and I WASN'T taking any chances. And that's the thing about us....WE LOOK NORMAL. That's when she says she saw me jumping in small spurts and knew I was Affected like Dancing Wind and why did I lie about being a reporter? Told her the truth. Been thinking about the number of people starving in the world simply because they don't have enough food. Thought with Farmer Johns help, he could modify plants so they'd grow quicker and maybe even grow where there's very little water. Maybe find some people who could find/bring water where there wasn't any to be found so they'd have some for them and their crops/livestock. That if all this happened, maybe there wouldn't be so many people dying of starvation and maybe there wouldn't be so many wars. Told her about some of the people I had helped/done for others with my ability and she believed me. This is when I learn about Dancing Winds ability with plants...but then I had to deal with her aunt, with her interceding for me.
Aunt Becca listened to my story on how I wanted to help people and asks if I was the one Dancing Wind had met/briefly spoken to in Washington D.C. and I said yes....then she slapped the sh*t out of me! Says well, Mr. N.O. Body, I thought you could move faster than The Flash? Lying to my poor, innocent niece with a false name....what's your REAL ability? So I told/demonstrated to her and Kassie with their permissions and after the first ng, ng, ng they got to see various capitals of the world with me taking photos of them there. Asked if they were hungry and of course, each wanted something different (women!). Took them to Hooters Amarillo, Texas where the aunt had sea food, Kassie had a burger while I had my normal wings. Aunt Becca just shook her head at the full size Hooters horse outside the building and of course, Kassie wanted a photo of her on it. For those wondering, it's a Palomino with a white t-shirt painted on its chest area with the word Hooters painted on it and of course, orange shorts on its rear area.
When we came back, a load of hay had been delivered, so made brownie points by jumping it bale by bale to the top floor of the barn. Thing is, I REALLY wanted to meet Dancing Wind and her aunt caught me looking at photos, when Kassie pointed out a photo of her. That's when the aunt said Dancing Wind was doing some sort of finals and couldn't be bothered for 3 days AND caught me looking at the photos. yeah, had told her the whole truth about my ability. Tells me if I'm as honorable/trustworthy as I say as I am, I WOULD NOT go jumping to see her. That I had to come back in 3 days?! Son of a b*tch....that woman drove me crazy with that statement, but I kept it.
Will write more about her/our meeting, the doc and Kassie in another blog.
-------------------------- any way I can post photos with this entry?
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Post by kaijafon on Mar 22, 2015 19:43:31 GMT -6
a most excellent chapter!! IMESHO Thank you! and yes Aunt Becca tends to have that effect on others...
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Post by willc453 on Apr 6, 2015 13:41:40 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale Of Two Brothers Chapter 25
Truth is, I'm surprised by the number of requests for more information on my visit to Area 51. In case you didn't know, since my visit a few years ago and of course, taking off with a few...."illegal aliens", the base doesn't do the amount of business it used to. Of course, the govt. says it's because of the number of spy satellites overhead/controlled by Russia/China, but the truth is.....well, decide for yourself. Did you know you can view current satellite photos of this area courtesy of the Russians? And that the Air Force has actually MOVED the fence line of this area outwards by at least 1/2 mile, ILLEGALLY? And how about the govt. saying they can't seal the border between the U.S. and Mexico, but there are thousands and thousands of sensors/cameras thru out this restricted area? I kind of forgot that even though I wearing my Grey Mouser outfit at the time, infrared is infrared, so I can be seen quite easily even in the dark and of course, motion detectors work all the time. Add to this, drones flying overhead and things got....interesting really quick and that's when I decided I needed/wanted a different costume, that of an alien from another planet. Of course, if you're going to do something, do it right. So had 6 custom made space suits made up, each being a different "alien" and of course, one "normal alien" space suit. Horns, tails, extra arms/legs/heads....kind of ran amuck in thinking them up. And what kind of alien would I be if I didn't have some cosmic ray gun to brandish/threaten somebody with? It's amazing what you can do with led's/fiber optics and of course, lots of money.
One thing I DIDN'T want to be doing is trying to view Area 51 from a satellites point of view....kind of hard to breath when you're outside of earths atmosphere/gravity and no idea at the time of how/where you'd buy a space suit, though that came later on in my life as an Affected. Anyway, started jumping where Area 51 is at and really quick, came across the barbed wire fence with signs saying use of deadly force authorized, etc. were posted. Used a pair of wire cutters to get it and a couple of other govt. signs for my sign collection which I've been nailing to the inside of my wood fence at one of my bols. Of course, sensors started going off and with infrared glasses, could see drones headed my way, so off to my bol to get in my first alien costume, then back to where I jumped from and the chase was on. Thing is, you can't really chase an alien in a 4x4 in the desert while in the dark wearing infrared glasses, so I soon left them behind and then had to wait for them to see me. Of course, maybe it helped I pointed my "ray gun" at 'em, pulled the trigger, with lights going off/on with the "muzzle" also flashing it's "death ray" while doing this. And kept working my way to the airfield with a dozen or so 4x4's in hot pursuit as they say in tv series/movies. Thing is, this is when they got nasty with the drones trying to kill me, using air to ground missiles! Decided it was time for me to leave....but of course, I did come back. Again. And again and etc. and of course, using a different costume each time. This was almost as much fun as Halloween....until I met the 3 aliens that were kept there. Then thing took an entirely different perspective.
All I did in the beginning was simply jump around the base to see what was there....not that there was really anything because 95% of it's underground. How about the hangar floors actually being part of an elevator system? The base itself actually extends to/under the mountain ranges in that area, that's how big it really is. Of course, once I saw an open hanger door, there was no keeping me out and thing is, it was funny to see everyone looking for me on the ground floor while I was standing on some girders that made up the inside part of the roof!
Well, long story short was I let myself be captured....actually, let myself be surrounded by about 50 A.F. security policemen.....which included 4 REALLY HOT security police WOMEN. Yes, I can see you guys shaking your heads, knowing where this is going. Told the general that we had learned your language (American) many decades ago, that I was from the planet you call Mars (that got a reaction) and because there were only 119 females on our planet and 86,416 males, we males decided we would breed with your females IF they were willing. We had tired of hearing our females saying: is that all you ever think of, I don't feel like it, I'm not in the mood, it's my time of month, why don't you respect me for my mind, etc. And I could see the S.P. guys nodding their heads in sympathy to our "Martian" plight. Then added the fact that our women didn't have curves like theirs....ours were just straight up/down like a stove pipe. More nodding in sympathy from these guys. The general pulled the 4 women aside to talk to them and while that was going on, I put my "space helmet" back on which had an amplifier in it to listen to the conversation. The general tried all sorts of incentives, to which one of the ladies said if it's all that great General, why don't you let it a$$ f**k you....sir? Well, they ended up going for it not just because of the incentives offered, but the fact they would be the first human females to have sex with an alien life form. It also helped that I "happened" to mention that my "sparkler" got as large as possible depending on my sexual attraction to a female, then held my hands out about 18", saying this was the largest my "sparkler's" gotten so far. Oh yeah, THAT got their attention.
Of course, the govt. thought we'd be doing it there in some bedroom in Area 51....didn't work out that way for them. The women got a bunch of bedroom stuff to wear and there we were....the 5 of us in one bedroom with a kind size bed. And no doubt, lots of cameras recording everything. I said first we needed a group bonding and of course, it has to be in the dark and no doubt the govt. had a lot of infrared cameras going. Once I had a firm grip on 2 tight a$$e$ and everyone was holding everyone, I jumped us to one of my underwater bols and told them the truth. Boy, they were kind of mad, but then realized even if I wasn't an alien from another planet, I was Affected. You know what? I WANTED to use a condom with these girls, but they said no way. Didn't matter if they were going to do it with an "alien" as previously thought, but with me being Affected, they wanted the whole salami so to speak. I made sure they took birth control pills and none of the kids they had later on are mine, I know for a fact. Anyway, after 7 days, returned them to outside one of the hangers and from what I heard, the govt. was disappointed that none of the women got pregnant, nor could they describe the inside of my "space ship" other than saying I had it altered so it looked like a small bedroom with cooking/bathroom/ facilities. That I had used a miniature teleporter device of some unknown type to move us back to the hanger area. Which is why I was able to disappear/reappear somewhere else while at Area 51.
What got me was the ladies talking about they "heard" voices when there was no one around or felt like someone was trying to contact them, but couldn't do anything about it as the feelings they all got was it was in a deeper area of the facility, which of course, they didn't have clearance for. Well, curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back and I KNEW I had to take a peek....with a camera of course. First thing to do was dress properly and of course, get some I.D. You know who it's best to imitate? A congressman of course and guess whose I.D. I had acquired not so long ago? With the help of a "enterprising artist", got a new congressional photo I.D., drivers license, etc. made up and of course, I'm really dressed to the nines, though I still refuse to wear silk underwear, preferring Fruit of the Looms. And yes, from time to time, I will pull out a U.S. Marshalls or FBI I.D. when needed, both "artistically produced". I'm still surprised how many people accept you like that simply because you flash a badge or I.D. card.
First thing I did was jump back inside the hanger and onto those steel beams, then wait for the "hanger floor" to start dropping. Of course, there was a lot of lighting showing what lay underneath. Sat up there for almost 2 hours before one of the aircraft was taken out of the hanger to be test flown. Russia/China have satellites covering this area on a regular basis, so tests are done when they're not overhead. Jump to the underground area and right off the bat, get questioned by the S.P.'s as they wanted to know who I was and why was I in a restricted area.....with guns pointed at me of course. (Kevlar under my clothes, but still....) Said I was Congressman Norman Osborn Body from New York and was here on a fact finding tour to see if the Air Force could justify the millions of dollars spent and I happened to have lost my way. Can you tell me where the mens room is at while also showing my Congressmans I.D. badge. Cops are a suspicious lot and wanted to know where my escort was at as NO ONE was to just wander around by themselves like I apparently had been doing AND they had no listing of me being authorized admittance to/or a tour of this facility. I said that's NOT my problem as my escort lost me. But Major, but if I WASN'T authorized to be here, why would I know about the various breaches of security dealing with what may be extra terrestrials visits AND the impregnation of human females by one of these creatures? That last bit stunned him as I got the feeling those ladies were only rumors and now I had confirmed it. Said he'd take me to a holding place until everything could be settled/verified and I said okay. I mean, after all, the more I got to look around, the more I could learn, right? Well, it didn't quite work out that way.
All I saw from some of the doors that had windows was something like offices which I wasn't interested in. Find myself guess where? Yeah, in another govt. bedroom, but this time the door was locked and no doubt, with a couple of S.P.'s standing guard outside of it and of course, cameras filming everything. And it was one of the few times I about went in my underwear as about 5 minutes later, the door opens AND THERE'S SELMAN?! And right behind her is Herc AND Speedy WEARING GOLD GLOVES?! HOLY $HIT!!! The 4 of us shouted YOU! at each other and that woman's quick because she pulled out a dart gun, not some govt. .40 handgun and would of hit me, but for 2 things. Herc was moving to get by her (he bent, well actually, he broke the door frame and part of the wall) in trying to get by her to get at me and nudged her a bit. Well, f*ck this $hit and was jumping out of there when I got a call for help inside my head.
Got a brief image of the caller and it was a real, live alien. Only thing that helped it and the other 2 was I was given an image of what it looked like. I, of course, had already jumped back to my bol, but knew I HAD TO go back because the cry for help was more than that.....it was of utter terror. Didn't even take time to change clothes as I knew I didn't have the time and next thing I know is I'm in an operating room. About 7 people are huddled over something on a table and I said quite loudly GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM HIM. NOW! Man, that got their attention....and they couldn't back away from the alien and then me, fast enough. Of course, it also maybe have been me firing my .40 into the ceiling too. Then alarms started going off, with it sounding something like from the Batcave with INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT being repeatedly broadcasted, lights flashing off/on and I knew it was time for us to leave. But then the alien shows me mentally that there are 2 more in cryogenic capsules. Thing is, he was just coming out of his hibernation and it would be a few more minutes before he'd be able to move on his own. So had to touch him for us to jump to where they were and of course, more alarms/lights going off and knew we had to haul a$$ while Selman/Herc/Speedy (and who knew what other hero's were there) had to deal with sealed/closing doors, Herc might just get impatient or get told to just bust 'em down. I look at the alien and wonder how to turn this thing off and he showed me: just press the green button, which I did.
Thing is, I wondered how long it would take for these people to thaw out and the alien said it didn't matter once the capsule reached a certain temperature. Thought I heard a distant boom, but when I heard the 3rd boom AND it was closer, knew it had to be Herc busting down doors and time for us to leave. Man, did I sweat waiting for the temps to rise in those capsules and tried to convince the alien for me to jump him out of there to a safe place while I returned back to get his friends. He said no, they were one and one was all. Then Herc & Mr. G (Mr. Gravity) made it a moot point, because the 18" thick STEEL door got busted off it's frame and slams into a wall about 30 feet away. I FELT the aliens fear and why.
Without thinking (again), stuck a hand in each cryogenic tank and laid a hand on each alien with my foot touching the other. NOT good when the temp inside the tank was at -15 degrees with me jumping the 4 of us out of there. Jumped to several places, not knowing which place was best for them to thaw out and of course, keep out of sight. Sahara: too hot/dry. Central/South America: too humid. Antarctica: too cold. Ended up in New Mexico....yeah, not far from Alamogordo where their story being stuck here began and I had a bol.
To be blunt, my fingers were f*cked. The 3 of them tried helping me, but the best they could do was wrap cloth around the damaged hands/fingers. I lost consciousness for at least 4 hours and woke up having pain I can't describe. Lost the first 3 fingers on my right hand to where they join the hand, the 4th finger to the 2nd knuckle and thumb completely. Left hand it was to the 2nd knuckles on the first 3 fingers, 4th finger to where it joins the hand and to the 1st joint of the thumb. When I say I lost 'em, I mean they BROKE OFF when the first alien tried removing my hands from the 2 aliens body bag thingies. Knew I needed help and what did help me was the fingers/hands were still partially frozen. Used a pencil in my mouth to press the buttons on my cell phone to call a doctor I knew, said I needed help for major frost bite damage and without hesitation, she said she'd get things set up for me. Mentally told the aliens to stay here and I'd be back, then jumped to the doc and her team. This was not Doc Lois, who can make you tell the truth.
The sickening thing about all of this was one of them had been dissected while in a stage of self induced hibernation. So this poor guy was literally taken apart piece by piece while still alive! This is, until they removed his heart, not that we humans recognized it as a heart. Add to this is these 3 HEARING/FEELING their companion being dissected alive.
To begin with, these were NOT adults, but basically kids that just graduated from elementary school?! They'd gotten the okay to borrow what I'll call a SUV and do a little looking around. Well, you know how kids are....no matter what they look like, they're still the same mentally. Well, they weren't paying attention to the road and made a left instead of a right at some nebula and before you knew it, they were hitting the earths atmosphere. Now the computer would of taken over AND taken them home safely, but two things happened: a sun flare and their SUV being hit by lightening. Ended up having the doc give me a bunch of pain/pep pills as I had 3 kids to take care of and couldn't afford ANY kind of stay in bed and rest kind of thing. Had my prop maker make me up some gloves with "fingers" in them so I could at least grab something/look normal.
The other thing was they were starved to death and I had to do some quick arrangements to see if they could even eat any of our food. Rented a banquet room in Vegas (remember, what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas) and had about 2,000 different meals prepared. I mean, it was food from around the world, cooked and uncooked. You know what those little sh*ts really liked? Caviar....AT SIXTY FIVE DOLLARS A POUND! And those kids, like any other kid is nothing more than a belly with 2 legs.....and a BIG belly at that. Found out later it was like feeding them sugar, NOT a good thing if you want to do the tourist thing in Vegas. Regular Kool-Aid in just the powered form got them drunk. They did like plain (no salt) crackers with mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, chopped jalapeno peppers and a little bit of sauerkraut....it was their form of popcorn from what I understand.
To me, they looked alike and they couldn't understand why I couldn't tell the difference. So got them "driver licenses" from one of the gift shops of the 3 Stooges: Moe, Curly and Larry with a chain put on the "licenses" so it hung around their necks. Remember that old cartoon series about that guy raising 3 chipmunks? Sh*t, he had it easy compared to me. In reality, overall, they were good kids and we made a few bucks in having their photos taken with/by tourists. Told them (the tourists) we weren't doing this for free as we had to have/pay for a license for these 3 to impersonate aliens on the strip. (not that I ever got one, because I believe in free enterprise) Yeah, Selman never thought of looking for us in Vegas/plain sight did you? Glad Dwayne still remembers our agreement.
Now they needed some stuff to call home and of course, that wasn't easy either but I got it done. Had to get parts....yeah, back at the base in Area 51. At least I knew what to look for/take. Since it was their property, I wasn't "acquiring" anything. As to Selman, guess I must of p*ssed EVERYBODY that was dealing with this matter as she called in all 3 superhero leagues to find/catch me. And not only did Dwayne NOT say anything as to where I was, got the feeling he knew what I was doing so these kids could get home.
More about the aliens and the "verbal dancing" I had to do with Dancing Wind during this time as we had just started working together in my next blog.
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Post by kaijafon on Apr 6, 2015 20:29:18 GMT -6
wonderful! and wonder-filled! thank you! I love it more and more with each new chapter/blog!
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Post by willc453 on Apr 19, 2015 17:59:08 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale Of Two Brothers Chapter 26
As for me, got scared I'd get hooked on the pain pills, so was in pain all the time. Figured once the rescue ship came, I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth as I didn't want to go thru life with no fingers. Of course, later on, I heard about/found/talked with The Healer. Had 14 sets of clothes changed from buttons or hooks to using Velcro and even then, more than once, I needed help from the kids. As to the pain pills, better to be in pain and aware of what was going on around me, than to really dull it and be just a second or two late in getting away. Yeah, those people were really after us, but the kids got a tour of the world....good and bad. As it is, they're a LOT older than me....try 125 years by our reckoning, but still kids at hear and curious about everything, which meant taking things apart....like my 65" plasma tv, vhs/dvd player/recorder and custom built PC?! Of course, they did improve them quite a bit. What did I get from their "tinkering"? Some was not only free internet access, but no charge for accessing Netflix, Microsoft online video games, porn sites, etc. WITHOUT cable or dish! How about decrypting passwords to almost ANY computer I wanted access to AND being able to copy or delete what ever I wanted? Which is why I and many of The Affected simply don't exist anywhere unless it's on paper and I made sure the proper authorization was sent to have them destroyed. Also figured just in case, let's make up a bunch of I.D.'s....you know, drivers licenses, birth certificates, social security cards, NSA, CIA, etc. And since all this information is in a computer, it must be valid, right? As to NSA, they kind of bothered me with their snooping on ordinary, law abiding Americans like me, Dancing Wind, her aunt, etc., so blocked them from doing a lot of things that as far as I was concerned, were unconstitutional. NSA is now monitoring EVERY phone call/computer communications (mainly email) of ALL U.S. federal/state elected/appointed officials and not only stores that information for me, I also release it from time to time to newspapers and tv stations. Mother approves of me doing things this way instead of dropping them off above a volcano, etc.
As to the kids, they didn't want to stay that long in Vegas, so took them on a tour of the world, mainly museums and monuments like the Pyramids, Eiffel Tower, etc. Got the feeling they felt that ALL humans (except me) would gladly dissect or torture them for the knowledge they had. Now, they weren't that tall, maybe just below my chest, so had them wearing costumes of Affected heroes with the hardest part was getting shoes for 'em....they just didn't like 'em. They didn't want to wear the costumes, but explained to them it was a good way for them to hide out in the open. Of course, they did get sick from time to time from eating our food, but nothing serious. The problem was if one wanted to try a new dish, the other 2 wanted to try it too. I can tell you for a fact that it's not easy cleaning up 3 kids vomit whether it's 3am or 3pm when you're in pain AND have few fingers to clean up the mess.
After 2 weeks of showing them around, asked them (again), when would their rescue ship arrive. Hmmmm, think they've spent a little too much time with me and telling them about some of the things I'd been doing as they "forgot" to turn the thing on?! Their story was each had thought the other had turned it on?! Well, the alien I'm going to call Mother showed up 2 weeks later. Yeah, they were that far away from home and of course, the signal had to get there to begin with or maybe the transmitter wasn't working to full capacity.....with these kids, got the feeling they didn't have it running 100%.
One problem I did have was the kids insisting on sleeping with me. This actually started the third night we were together. Was at my bol and had several roll away beds for the kids while I got the big/regular bed. Went to turn over and ended up finding the kids in bed with me! Seems they had bad dreams/nightmares the first few nights we were together, but didn't have any when they were sleeping next to me. The other was I felt myself bonding to the kids mentally, so when they got sick, I was mentally feeling their sickness, but at least I didn't have to puke. And the kids had nightmares for awhile which meant I had 'em too. But with me being older and having had nightmares myself, I knew how to deal with 'em. I'd either shoot what ever was coming after me/us or I'd jump us all away from the nightmare and take us to a better place. But I also think they helped me in some how easing my physical pain so I could actually get some sleep by putting me into a sleep mode or what ever it's called.
Now after a quick and dirty kind of world tour, figured on us doing something different....like touring the U.S. in a motor home. Part of it was those hero leagues as they were starting to get a little pesky. Bought a new 33' motor home and off we went. I was driving at night on a road in Mississippi when I saw tail lights in front of us, with the car/truck suddenly hitting the brakes. Wondered what was up and thought of seeing if the driver needed help, but then the vehicle took off. Thing is, had to suddenly hit the brakes as I got near where the vehicle had stopped, it was because there was a puppy trying to walk on the road! Kids got tossed and of course, scared because of my suddenly stopping. And it wasn't just a puppy, but 8 of 'em and their mother! Some son of a b*tch decided to get rid of his dog and pups by simply dumping them out in the middle of no where. Found I did have a limit in jumping afterwards as I tried jumping to the car, but just seeing brake lights off in the distance was too vague for my ability to handle. Not only did this a$$hole dumps the pups in the middle of no where, he put the pups in a burlap sack and tossed the sack into the swamp! The mother, which we named Samantha, was going nuts in the water, trying to get the sack which was under water to drag it back to shore, not that she could, so ended up having to walk out into the swamp, fish around for the sack, then bring it back to shore. Two of the pups were dead, but if you work it right, you can do cpr on a dog by putting your hand over it's mouth so the mouth is sealed and GENTLY blowing on its nose/then using the other hand to GENTLY pump its heart area.
The kids were scared of the dogs of course, as they'd seen 'em, but never had petted them, not that I blamed them because later on, they thought it was funny in the way I reacted to a different life form when Mother appeared. Now this was going to cause me problems because if any of the league people had come around, I simply couldn't jump all of us out of danger, so did my best to keep a low profile till the kids were rescued. After getting the pups cleaned up (they were in the clumsy, learning to walk stage), made a bed of blankets for them to sleep on. The kids were scared of Samantha especially, but I was able to coax the kids to come a little closer. What won them over was me putting one of the pups next to Moe and the pup licked his hand. Like I said, they're telepathic and Moe knew/understood that the pup meant no hard to him and that it was a new born. Then of course, the other 2 quickly wanted puppies to hold. Able to get them to understand how to properly hold them. Samantha, she was just happy to have her pups back and able to get her to accept the kids with my smell on their hands when they went to pet her. Simple enough trick: licked my hand and started stroking her head and when the kids came near me, licked their hand and had them pet her with that hand. Then they licked their other hand and used that to also pet her with. And this was a good thing as they suddenly decided to sleep with Samantha and the pups, which gave me more room in my own bed. Ended up buying those cheap inflatable swimming pool mattresses for all of them to sleep on and of course, some sleeping bags and more blankets. The only problem was the kids had moved from my bed to sleeping on the floor around it! Which meant I had to be d*mn careful when I woke up or had to use the bathroom.
I also taught them they were responsible for taking care of Samantha and her pups which not only meant making sure she had water/food, but cleaning up the pups "accidents" Thing was, they were bad about this in the beginning and it took me 2 times of not letting them hold the pups before they understood that just as I was responsible for taking care of/feeding/protecting them, they had to do the same with the pups and Samantha. It's a b*tch trying to communicate by thoughts/mental images, but as time went by, we got better at it. Like when they wanted to stop to see something of interest or we were low on some of their favorite food. The caviar and Kool-Aid was kept in a locked cabinet if case you're wondering. I bought a lot of the old comedies....starting with the 3 Stooges of course. The problem with that was they thought they could actually poke at each other eyes or hit each other with a hammer, board, etc. and suffer no effects. This led to some fighting till I separated everyone to find out what was going on. They had NO IDEA what comedy was until I explained it to them, but once that happened, there was no stopping them doing a 3 Stooges routine, ESPECIALLY in public once I got them some masks of the 3 Stooges to wear along with foam hammers, boards, etc. to "whack" each other with. Mother really gave me some sh*t about that, but she couldn't be serious enough about it when she was laughing her a$$ off seeing them doing their skits. Comedy of ANY kind was unknown to her species until I showed the kids who showed her what it was all about.
Now Mother, well, she's about 7' tall and kind of skinny. Thing is she has Mother just gushing from her if that makes any sense. Kind of like being able to climb into your grandmothers lap and feel safe/warm/protected. The kind of mother in that you can tell her anything and she won't judge you because you've been open/honest about it.....on the other hand, you can sense/feel her disappointment in you doing things you shouldn't of done and of course, you know you won't be doing those things again. From what I understand, with the exception of Mothers (and then my 3), the aliens never had emotions such as being happy, crying, sad, etc. There's only a thousand (maybe less) alien adults and there have been no new aliens until 8 were created and even the adult aliens don't understand how they came into being as they got so old that they couldn't reproduce though they went thru the motions of going to what I'll call The Pool. Kind of like Muslims having to go to Mecca at least once in their life. In any case, Mother was NOT happy that one of their off spring had not only been killed, but tortured! And when Mother's not happy, NOBODY is happy. The last time they had checked on us was something like 50,000 years ago and with their lifespans, they were in no rush to check up on us for another 25,000 years, but someone forgot to check on us. Yeah, they live that long, but then again, I think maybe that was part of their problem....they had no urgency to experience life as much as possible. And she was almost as unhappy in finding out not only how far we progressed (?), but what we've been doing to each other.
Her first thought was to simply destroy all humans with a "simple" virus which would only take no more than 100 years at the most. Since I had helped the kids, I would be given the option of not being sterilized via their virus, but immunized with as many immunized females as I wanted to breed with. I tried explaining that we weren't all like what she thought we were. That there were good people on this planet and it's only a few that make it bad for the rest of us. Of course, I'm mentally projecting all this and showed her how Herc/The Ice Princess rescued those people on the airliner/cruise ship, what Speedy's been doing along with the rest of the Affected to make this world a better place. How cops/firemen risk their lives to help/save people. As to the bad people/Affected, they're part of the problem for US to solve if given the chance. Not good enough I'm told, so told her don't bother giving me and the women the cure. I'd rather die here. She said so be it, but that's when the kids grabbed my arms and pulled off my gloves and yeah, it hurt. Mother asks me what happened and I told her to p*ss off, she's already made up her mind to kill all of us. Guess Mother wasn't used to being talked to like that and I did my best to shut her out of my mind. That's when the kids started talking to her, telling her what I did to rescue them and what happened to my hands. She gently asked me why would I touch something that would damage my digits so badly? I told her the truth: that I thought I could briefly touch the other 2 kids and not take that much damage, but I'd like to believe I would of done it anyway simply because it was the right thing to do.
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Post by willc453 on Apr 25, 2015 21:09:11 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale Of Two Brothers Chapter 27
She wanted to know more about me and ASKED if she could look at me and I didn't understand till she explained it was kind of like a Vulcan mind meld, but a lot, lot deeper. Figured f*ck it, since we all going to die, why not? I don't know what she saw, but it must of been good....and would you believe it, she actually turned around to do a face palm and hold the other hand where our stomach would be? Yeah, she was laughing at some of the things I had done....like at the Vatican, Halloween, giving the kids those "driver licenses", etc. You see, she was getting the emotions of how I felt when I was doing those things. The bad part was also feeling revenge on those elected officials. She ends up telling me that basically I'm a never do well and a scamp to boot. So much for me being a "evil" villain as others believe. That maybe she was too harsh on judging our species because of the actions of a few, but things could not remain the way they were.
Told she'd have to think things over and what happened to the 4th kids body? Told her I had no idea, but I'd of gone after it simply because it was the right thing to do, but I was busy getting/keeping these kids out of the clutches of the govt. That as far as I knew, it was still in some lab at Area 51. She made a "phone call" and got "invited" to stay with them until 2 more Mothers arrived. When Mother "invites" you to something, you do NOT turn it down. Of course, Mother is driving what I'm calling a Winnebago and that thing was BIG. Of course, the kids were inside of it already along with Samantha and her pups. Then the pain hit me and when I got the pocket flap open to get the pill bottle out, it falls, hits the ground, the cap comes off and pills get scattered! Mothers and the kids felt my pain and the kids came running out to help me as I couldn't even pick up one pill. Mother was surprised at me being in pain as she thought I was always this way. Ended up taking 2 pills cause I was really hurting and was ready to jump/kill myself asap since the kids were now safe. The bad thing was forgetting the kids could read my thoughts and that REALLY sent them into a tizzy AND telling Mother what I was going to do. Mother was surprised not only what I planned on doing, but at the damage I had taken AND the fact I hadn't grown any of them back. But she did have something for me and touches a pouch I hadn't seen before and pulls out a blue/white marble. Tells me to put out my hands and the marble actually floated off her hand and as it got closer, it grew in size to that of a medium size beach ball, then engulfed both hands past the wrists. I think after 5 minutes (?), the bowling ball pulled back, shrunk back to marble size and into Mothers hand where she put it back into her pouch. And just like that, while the pain was gone, I was exhausted as I had been in a state of pain a lot....and passed out. I've read about those who have lost limbs and how they feel "pain" in those parts that are missing and I had it too. It took 2 weeks before my fingers and parts of my hands were literally grown back! Of course, there are no scars on 'em and a slightly lighter color, something that only Cassie noticed. Fortunately, I wear short sleeve t-shirts all the time, so after a couple of months, my hands/fingers were looking like the rest of my arms.
Thing is, scared the sh*t out of Mother when I jumped from the ship which was on the moon. Didn't know where I was, but figured it out pretty quick and Mother let me look at earth and the blackness that surrounds our planet. And right off the bat I was homesick and wanted to be home and without thinking, I jumped and was at my favorite bol....oops. Figured I better get back quick because who knows what she would be thinking and as it was, I had a hard time dealing with it myself. I mean, jumping from the moon to earth? I knew my abilities pretty good by now, but this was even a new one on me. Figured since I might be in trouble for disappearing like I did, filled 6 gunny sacks with food the kids liked, along with more dog food and to make some brownie points, the Kool-aid and caviar. Mother wasn't angry with me....she was terrified and in a way, I don't blame her. It took some talking on my part to let her know I was the only one with this ability and she was all for outright killing me and for her to do that, was against EVERYTHING she represented. But again, it was the kids that saved my bacon by reminding her of what I had not only gone thru to free them, keeping them safe, feeding them, showing them what my world and the people were like AND giving them puppies. Got the feeling that she, the kids and the other 2 Mothers made it a point NOT to let me know what their world looked like....not that I eventually didn't find out what part of their world/city looked like.
As to the puppies, a day later, they were kind of a sore point with her. Seems one of the pups had an accident, Mother wasn't looking as she went down a hallway, stepped in it, lost her balance, then slid and fell on her a$$! Guess she sat there with a WTF just happened here look on her face....the bad part about it? The kids happened to see it and thought it was a great routine and started imitating her, though not actually stepping in any of the pups accident WHILE IN FRONT OF HER! Boy, did Mother let out a mental scream not only when she realized what had just happened to her (AND sitting on), but what the kids were doing in front of her! We (yeah, me too) got called on the carpet on for that one. I got called on it because I had given the dog/pups to the kids. Well, Mother did calm down and was actually able to laugh about it later on because remember, she was seeing herself doing all this thru the kids eyes/thoughts. HOWEVER, the kids were warned NOT to let this happen again or they couldn't be with Samantha or the pups for a set amount of time. I think Mother let the kids keep 'em because they were emotionally attached to them. Remember, the rest of her species were unemotional and only Mothers were to suppose to have this ability. It might sound strange, but I also think she talked with Samantha and her pups about this and afterwards, they ALWAYS went to one place to take care of business.
Then 2 more Mothers arrived and talk about an emotional overload....all I could do was simply stand there like a quivering bowl of jello until the 3 of them cranked down their ability. One was good, 3 was too much and the kids became a lot more subdued. Of course, Mothers are always going to get together and swap notes....and yeah, got the eye from the 2 new Mothers and got the feeling they were wondering what I or the kids would be up to next. One thing the 3 of them realized was "my" 3 kids weren't normal....I mean, it was like they were an entirely new species even though they looked like them. With Mothers permission, went back to Earth a couple of times for more food as she got to liking some of the stuff the kids were eating, especially my coffee?! The kids had rigged my 10 cup coffee maker inside the Winnebago and Mother just happened to smell it and I offered her a sip. She liked it, but then happened to see the open coffee can smelled the ground up beans and I guess no mater what galaxy you're from, women/Mothers like chocolate. Hey, Dancing Wind, remember all those cocoa beans I was stuck with? Found out that the adults like it as coffee! As far as I know, there are NO laws in the entire world that says you can't trade with aliens from another world, so for the past few years, been running an import/export business which is where I have Lillith working most of the time. Oh.....what do I get out of all of this? Just a few "geegaws" (Navy term for trinkets). Nothing to see folks, please just keep moving along.
Well, the Mothers cleaned house when it came to Area 51. I, of course, was taking them there and they brought a few "geegaws" of their own. What did they do? Remember, Area 51 is compartmentalized and the Mothers kept me busy jumping them to the various sections that dealt with their technology and putting everyone into a light sleep (?) with their "sticks" for lack of a better word. Then they gave them commands to destroy everything on paper, disc, etc. that dealt with their people and these lab people got busy doing it. Afterwards, they erased their memories of everything that they had seen/learned. With other geegaws, Mothers disabled all alarms and cameras. While they were doing this, the Mothers had me busy getting parts of the kid along with his body back to them. Of course, the super heroes were called when the rest of the base lost contact with this area, but by the time they arrived, we were long gone.....including taking the SUV which they piloted by remote control after making a few repairs to it.
One of the things Mother thought of was wiping my mind of all knowledge of the kids and her people like she and the others did in Area 51. Thing is, I'd still have my ability to jump and she figured out pretty quickly that eventually I'd discover my ability again. Since it was genetic, it wasn't something she could just wipe out. The other was I had not only saved 3 of their kids, but took care of them until she showed up. Bottom line is she's hanging around, keeping watch over us to make sure we don't get out of hand. Remember that "accident" in the middle east not long ago? The one where one country said it only wanted uranium/plutonium to generate power for their nuclear power plants and it blew up, contaminating 42 miles for a minimum of 1,000 years? Or another country that suddenly started having thousands of deaths with people saying there had been a germ warfare lab there? And how a violent rain storm with lots of lighting seemed to not only stopped the spread of the germs, but killed the germs?
Thing is, I now find myself babysitting ALL 7 kids at least once a year. Yeah, my 3 "Affected" the other 4 and it ain't easy taking off for a week showing the kids around. And of course, all 7 now have dogs to take care of. The "newbies" picked up the idea of comedy and all of 'em like rock n roll.....as it was back in the 60's thru the 80's. Was playing that song doctor, doctor, give me the news by that Palmer guy and playing a "air guitar" if you know what I mean and just having a grand time boogeying while playing my "air guitar" and lip syncing to the music. They felt my joy in what I was doing/hearing and of course, there's a heavy beat to it. Ended up going to a bol and grabbing a hundred self made cd's with rock n roll music on 'em, along with OLD country music. They thought my country was elevator music (heretics!) but for them, rock n roll was all they wanted to hear. And one thing leads to another. Bought them all video game consoles along with "electric" guitars so they could practice/play along with the music....then one of the kids wanted to know where the heavy beat came from and bought him a drum set. Then of course, before too long, the others wanted real guitars, drums, etc. Sh*t. Some times I just don't think. And of course, the Mothers gave me the eye on that one. The kids had no interest on warfare type video games, but they sure did like ones with race cars and they got to hooting/hollering physically/mentally when we passed a go cart place out in Texas. And the kids know that I'm a sucker when they look up at me with those really big black eyes with a pleading look in them for some things. Well, rented the go cart place for the night (5K and NO questions/cameras) and the kids ran amuck. And the kids learned to talk smack to me/each other like when I told them I'd beat them so bad in racing them, that Mother would cry and for a bit, they thought I was going to beat them until they learned it was another form of comedy. Got called on the carpet by Mother on that one. Not for the smack talk as she was still having trouble understanding what the kids were saying/meant. It was those d*mn go carts. Apparently, they had inspected 'em at the race track and of course, not wanting to wait until they returned to me/the earth, made their own....with a few "modifications". Like making really, really small anti-gravitational/power units. Their cities are pretty empty, but are self repairing. In any case, lots of empty streets/roads to haul a$$ in. Thing is, they scared the sh*t out of a few adults who happened to be on the streets when they went tearing by.
A few things to mention: some may of noticed I used he/she in describing Brainiac. Did this deliberately so if he/she ever wants to write what happened to him/her being Affected, it's an option. And some have been wondering what happened to some of the "evil" Affected and their families. We, along with a bunch of other people have been living on the moon for about 3-4 years now. How I met Brainiac, not only getting a colony started on the moon, but doing our best to make it self sustaining will be written up later. And if you're wondering, Mother not only okayed for us to be doing what we're doing, but if I want to make the jump to Mars, that's okay too.
------------------------------------------ Got 1, maybe 2 more chapters on Ben and figure that'll be it. However......got to thinking of filing off the serial number of a story that was written here and putting a twist on it. It'll be about Sappy Sam (not really sure about the name yet) who was a circus clown when he was Affected.
Found out that I could just crank out The Affected chapters with little trouble because I was limited to only my imagination of what if with this kind of Bens ability. But as to The Layover, been making some notes on future chapters, but really haven't been working on it. This 55mph is killing me as in 60+ hours a week, MINIMUM. Been wanting to check in with some national guard people and govt. people on some stuff as I want to make sure I know what I'm writing about is factual. Found out that I could just crank out The Affected chapters with little trouble.
Anyway, hope you enjoy what you've read.
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Post by kaijafon on Apr 27, 2015 19:47:26 GMT -6
Oh this was a great chapter, I can so see how "kids" will be "kids" no matter what the species! LOL!
thanks so much!
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Post by willc453 on May 4, 2015 8:40:16 GMT -6
In case you're wondering, here's a drawing a the cartoon Underdog, Samuel dressed up as my sidekick and a quick world tour we did underdog and pretty polly (27.92 KB). Attachments:
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Post by kaijafon on May 6, 2015 19:44:36 GMT -6
There's no need to fear... ... Underdog is here!
Loved that show
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Post by willc453 on May 11, 2015 8:20:15 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale of Two Brothers Chapter 28
Now a lot of people (especially ALL govt's.) are screaming about us being on the moon and wanting to get up here/to Mars. I really have to laugh at the charges they want to bring against us...like we don't have passports/visas/permission to do such a thing and that they (the govt's.) are the only ones who should be exploring space as it's not safe for individuals to be doing this. Really funny thing about it is that the different govt.'s don't know who's up here or their nationality! Also something about how we broke some kind of U.N. treat in establishing such a colony without U.N. sanction. Or me starting a intergalactic import/export business without a license. Our answer is no to having ANY govt. stooge up here with us. And by the way, we call ourselves Moondogs, NOT Moonies, so you newspaper, tv, etc. people better get it right or face the consequences of me making a personal visit to you. The Doc has been our filter for separating the wheat from the chaff so to speak. But let me go back time wise when I actually met DW (Dancing Wind), her Aunt Becca and the doc. Later on, I'll write how I got things going to establish our colony with Brainiacs help/guidance.
Remember, I had to wait 2 days before she came back from college finals and after thinking it over, thought I'd give her a couple of days to unwind/relax as I figured the last thing she'd want was to be hit by me with my ideas and her ability. Which gave her enough time to contact the doc and have her there when I did show up. One thing I did learn rather quickly was to jump when the doc would ask me a question I didn't want to answer. Once out of her range/ability, found I didn't have to puke or tell the truth and we came to an agreement when she wanted to ask me something, she'd write it down and if I didn't agree to it, either have her change it or not ask at all. But overall, I have answered most of her questions and with her ability, she got honest answers from me. Like when I was dealing with the kids/Mother(s), she asked me if I'd like to talk about what I had been doing for the past month or so. Which made it a REQUEST for information, not a regular question which would invoke an involuntary reply by me. I'm sure DW was thinking for awhile that I was up to no good or just plain flaky, but I did it to protect her and others because there was no doubt in my mind if our (or any) govt. knew they knew anything about the kids/Area 51, they'd of been snatched again and this time, there would be no escape for them or me. As it was, didn't know if Dwayne was keeping tabs on me and if so, would the govt. be out to see DW, etc. Think the reason he didn't say anything was because he knew I was trying to do something good.
Now, I met DW in my 2nd year of being Affected and she was floating about 10 feet in air, changing light bulbs in the greenhouse. Of course, that was the first place I went to because I wanted to see how things were going....to see how much the plants may of grown in the few days I was gone. Well, scared her because I suddenly started singing the Banana Song from Beetlejuice, a really old movie. (DW the music critic says I was shouting it and NOT singing it too well). Lyrics start off with daaayy ooo, daaaayyyy ooo, daylight come and we want to go home. Yeah, well she dropped like a rock to the floor and I jumped in time to catch her from landing on her a$$. Unlike most college kids, she's not stupid, though I do like to tease her in asking when she was going to appear on one of the Girls Gone Wild videos. Her aunt doesn't think this is funny. Anyway, I'm the one who ended up landing on my a$$ when I caught her. Told her that I wasn't implying in any way she was fat or over weight, but would she mind getting off me? After we both got up, she realized what I had done and said holy sh*t, I saw you in one of my visions and I was the one who rescued that guy on the bridge in Frisco....and by the way, what other rescues had I done? Said I didn't do it, I wasn't there, it was somebody who looked like me and I wanna talk to my lawyer. So right off the bat she knew I was yanking her chain and then not only laughed at my reply, she says liar, liar, pants on fire and of course, I jumped to just outside of the greenhouse. When I realized my pants weren't on fire, I shouted to her that wasn't funny, that wasn't funny at all. When she came out, she was really laughing, telling me her abilities were being able to float in the air and make plants grow bigger/faster, but NOT setting peoples pants on fire.
She was curio0us about my ability, so told her about Dwayne/my abilities, then dealing with HS and then being captured by Herc and taken to the compound. This is when I found out that she and the doc had also been taken, but to a different one. She'd seen the videos of the battle between the good/bad guys/girls and wondered how I fit in that battle....was it for the good or bad guys? Told her about the guy who could enhance/reduce an Affecteds ability and how I dealt with him. She thought it was a fair trade with me leveling the playing field so to speak. This is when I found out the doc was teaching at her college and they were good friends....but being a woman (and there by naturally sneaky), she failed to mention the docs ability until AFTER being hit with a few questions by the doc. At this time, DW didn't have a lot of money till I brought her a couple of military duffle bags full of money along with some pre-paid debit cards. Within a month, they (DW, Aunt Becca, Kassie and the doc) were the first of many I met to get satellite phones when they wanted/needed to get a hold of me.
Well, DW really started working her magic on the plants once she realized I was serious in wanting to not only increase food production thru out the world, but also make the fruit/vegetables bigger, but grow in places with very little water. Of course, about a year or so later, I met Digger and he really helped us out with his ability to dig thru the earth at an amazing speed. One of the things DW did was actually create a new plant which not only uses salt as a nutrient, but also filters out everything else, letting nothing but pure fresh water thru it kind of like a sponge. It also produces "fruit" if that's the correct word. What kind of fruit? How about gold, magnesium, etc. because these minerals do exist in salt water, but in such a small, finite amount, you can't mine/process them in any normal manner. This "fruit" was actually a side benefit that DW hadn't thought of. China was the first recipient of her endeavors....rice kernels the length of my thumb nail. Not all Chinese are crooks/looking out for themselves/their families and I met a few thru out my years since being Affected. Those that were crooks, etc. had some personal visits by me and they quickly realized not to mess with our farms. We have 3 in Mongolia, and each have expanded to 1,000 acres. Every farm we have, we grow different fruit/veggies simply because we don't want all our eggs in one basket so to speak. The Chinese have started their own farms and next year, will be exporting seeds at a slight profit (10% over cost) to other countries along with how to plant/grow them thru out Asia. Their govt. realized that China can be a super power without a large military. Along with China, we have farms in Africa, central/south America and different parts of America.
Some may wonder where in America are the farms at? Try the Navajo and Apache Indian reservations. They, along with other tribes, have been screwed by the govt. for so any years, DW had no problem going along with that idea, though we did agree on NOT helping those tribes that have oil or casinos on their tribal lands. Since they hadn't been helping other tribes with all the money that was rolling in, they didn't need/deserve our help. Now the southwest part of the U.S. has a lot of desert and you're thinking there's no water to really grow crops. Oh, it's there, you just have to be able to find it and that's where our water dozer Affected person came in. Dozer has the ability to find different liquids whether it's natural gas, water or oil and give you within inches of how far you need to dig/drill to find it and that's where Digger came in handy again. There are actually huge lakes and rivers underground, but only if you know where/how to find them. Now you can feed people, but not everyone wants to be a farmer and DW really got on me about the Indians alcoholism problem along with lack of education/job skills. Which meant a lot of money being "acquired" for not only schools/teachers/equipment/supplies, but also better housing. I mean, what kind of govt. doesn't take care of its people? How about NO sewage treatment plants and all these good people still using out houses after 100+ years of living on reservations? I was still busy doing other things and figured it was time for the govt. to start making things right, so made a few "house calls" to those in/ running the Bureau of Indian Affairs or what it's called now and suddenly things started changing for these people. So now they have running water/toilets/ sewage treatment plants. With the aid of Brainiac, 2 years ago, they got the latest in sola panels. Some may think gee, solar panels are so inefficient....not Brainiacs. They run at a 98% efficiency and we've been using them on the moon for quite a few years. And this year is the first time we're offering them to the public. All this cost money....to build the plant, hire/train people (Indians got preference over non Indians), material needed to make the panels, etc.
One thing we did insist on was every able bodied Indian (male or female) who wanted to learn a construction skill was to be hired/trained by the construction companies. Now, some people are just flat out bigots and it's been said you can't fix stupid. Oh yes you can....first by giving them a warning by me and letting them know what would happen if they didn't change their ways/attitude. When that didn't work out....well, they just up and quit, never to be seen again. This is where/when I met Coyote who has the ability to talk with and control dogs of any kind whether it's your normal, every day dog, coyote, wolf, etc. Of course, he had an attitude towards white people, meaning me, but we got that straightened out pretty quick. Of course, maybe it was DW who talked with him from time to time that did it more than anything else. He heads our security team for the farms.
---------------- Sorry for the multiple entries....for a bit, couldn't edit at all. Think my fingers got to moving too fast when typing and hit a key/combination I shouldn't of hit.
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Post by kaijafon on May 11, 2015 19:28:35 GMT -6
oh I loved this chapter too!!! thank you so much!!! a couple more weeks and I may be able to give DW's "side" of the story!
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Post by willc453 on May 12, 2015 18:43:16 GMT -6
Yeah....and no doubt her version's going to be slightly different. And got a small chapter mentally written about what Ben/Samuel have been up to. Attachments:
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Post by willc453 on Jun 28, 2015 23:59:15 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale of Two Brothers Chapter 29
Sam, Sam, Sam....man, you're killing my image as an evil villain. Govts./news people world wide are busy telling everyone how evil I am and here you come up with nice stories about me?! Why, from what I understand, when men hear that I'm in their neighborhood, their knees get to knocking, women faint, children go in their Hercules/Speedster underroos, dogs howl, etc. I'm suppose to have put the "E" in evil, I'm so bad and wicked. And according to those southern Baptist preachers, I'm so evil that I'm suppose to have taught Satan himself everything he knows....and I didn't teach Satan every I know. Of course, I also figure a few of those boys are a little ticked that not only did I have hot/sweaty sex with their wives, daughters AND mistresses, the ladies have continually requested (and gotten) repeat performances by me with them. Like that old song goes: when you're hot, you're hot. And did you know those old porno films of mine are now mainly bought by women?
As to that dragon bit, was it my fault that I never thought to tell the kids what to do with the balloons after I was done with them. So they thought it would be cool to let them all go flying off into the air at the same time....with the U.S. Space Command thinking we were being attacked by 1) the Russians, Chinese or some other country, 2) aliens from outer space or 3) a bunch of meteors were about to hit the earth? But did you notice the POTUS was almost flat out running to his helicopter and almost leaving his wife & 2 daughters behind during this time? So much for his thinking of women & kids first in a disaster.
For a couple of days, there were rumors about some sort of commotion at the White House, then it kind of faded away. Yep, it was me. Again. Too bad the man can't put a muzzle on that woman. How can a man be looked up as POTUS when he can't even control his wife, much less the country? Have you seen how she dresses? She makes women at Walmart look good! But the good news is he's got less than 2 years....of course, that gives me a lot of time to change ALL of his hair to white. You really didn't believe it was the stress from his doing his job, did you? And remember when he wasn't available for photos for awhile? He got a little lesson about dying his hair from me. Orange colored doesn't agree with his skin color, making him look like that basketball player Rodney something or other. He was lucky I didn't know about the hair removal oil produced by a plant that I came across until a few months later. Hey DW, figure we can make a small fortune selling it to ladies to remove unwanted hair on their legs, arm pits, upper lip, etc. As to his 'ol lady, she now makes sure the bathroom light is on BEFORE she enters the bathroom and looks at the toilet before sitting on it.
Hey Herc/Speedy.....there's some scuttlebutt going around about you two and we evil villains/villainesses were just kind of wondering about it. So we'll change some names to keep the possibly guilty from being publicly embarrassed.
Superman's flying over the city when he sees Wonder Woman on the roof of the good guys headquarters. She's stretched out on a lounge beach chair, BUT SHE'S TOTALLY NAKED!?!? Feet are on each side of the lounge chair and arms are resting on the arms of the lounge chair and it looks like she's totally enjoying herself in the sun. Superman thinks, by the 4 moons of Krypton, that woman's built....and it's been a while since I've been laid. You know, I'm really super fast as I probably could zoom down there, "do her" and zoom right off of her and out of sight before she realizes what's happened. And without hesitation, he goes zooming down to her, does the deed and zooms quickly out of sight. Wonder Woman shouts, by the sacred name of Diana The Huntress, what just happened and are you all right? The Invisible Man moans; saying I don't know, but my a$$hole hurts.
Then there's The Flash and the ladies who we've heard ask him is it in yet? His reply is: is it in yet? Is it in yet? I'm already done as he walks fully clothed toward the bedroom door to leave. Or he gives them a skin burn (2nd degree because he's in moving so fast/in a hurry) you know where. Remember Flash, it's not the destination, but the trip getting there making it worthwhile.
As to Brainiac, he left a calling card at one of my bol's which made me very nervous. It was several professionally (AND FULL SIZED) different figures of Lara Croft of Tomb Raider fame AND several professionally painted miniature fi8gures of women in fantasy pose, those these weren't full size but still....When I say fantasy, I mean as in humans, elves, etc., NOT something blatantly sexual in nature other than they didn't have much on. Along with a cell phone, he left a note asking me if I had ever thought of going to the moon. Well, it wasn't something I had ever thought of, though I had been there via Mothers ship several times already, though she (Brainiac) didn't know it at the time. Besides, you just can't walk into Kmart and order a Mark 5 space suit off the rack. Each suit is custom made and hideously expensive. To be safe, I jumped to the Sahara desert, made the call and was surprised when Brainiac answered immediately.
He talked how fragile life is on this planet and after listening to her, I agreed. I also thought this is where DW could really help us out in just getting some of her fast growing plants to not only generate oxygen, but clean any/all carbon monoxide from the colony AND feed everyone. Told him I knew this guy who could do these things, but that fabrication didn't last long as Brainiac already knew of DW's growing ability. As I said before, he's smart. Frankly, I though he was a govt. troll and said so. She didn't think that was funny/in good taste, but I didn't care. Said if you want to meet, how about a certain place at a certain time AND send me a photo of yourself via email? That he DIDN'T like, but he did eventually. Told him that I'd meet her at the top of the Eiffel Tower, not that I was there of course, I was at THE very top....you know, where that lightning rod thing sticks up and NOT a good place to be standing next to/holding onto during a thunderstorm and of course, it's pouring down rain. Hear a crack and know it's lightning and time to jump and about 3 seconds after I let go, there was a CRACK/KABOOM from the lightning hitting that rod! Went kind of deaf, but was able to see Brainiac on the highest platform wearing a raincoat AND carrying an umbrella?! So I jump to grab him and next thing we're on top of the Sphinx in Egypt because I was soaked and didn't want to catch a cold so I dried out pretty quick.
We talked it over and one thing I didn't have to do was "acquire" any money from the banks as Brainiac could transfer funds from any govt. via their computer systems to any bank/company she wanted to. First thing he had for me was to look at some photos that had been taken on the moon....you know, those taken during our moon landings years ago. No, I wasn't about to tell him about the kids or Mother at the time as I had no idea how trust worthy she was. Next thing was to get a space suit and that took a couple of weeks as I had to be measured for it AND having a building that could be completely drained of all air. Brainiac didn't know if there were dormant germs on the surface or not and better to be safe than sorry. Then she started having me test my jumping ability as to how big an item I could jump with. For what ever reason, I couldn't jump with large, self contained pods. You know, the round kind, but squares were okay, but again, I was limited to the number and size of them. We ended up making what I'll call semi-trailers for living/working conditions. Limited to 9, 53 foot "trailers" that are fully contained or 12, 48 footers or 16, 24 footers. So if I jumped with 9 of these 53 footers, I was done for the day. The trailers are all 10 feet wide and just under 12 feet high and all included wiring, plumbing, etc., but remember, which along with the insulation, we would lose about 2 feet of trailer space on each wall. Eventually, Brainiac was able to come up with some others with no walls and when connected side by side, increased the living/working space. And no, I didn't just start jumping to the moon with this stuff. Brainiac was being careful in having a completely vacuum building because of the sudden change in air pressure. You know, a lot of it here on earth, nothing on the moon. As it was, almost died the first time because the seals on the suit started failing and I almost exploded on the moon because of it. I wasn't too enthused about the moon for awhile, but Brainiac showed me that we had to use an entirely different seal, so a couple of weeks later, the new seals were ready for testing. This time they worked without any problem. Started with a large "trailer" at first, then the medium, with the small ones being used as "connectors" to the medium/large trailers. Then had to learn how to jump with them on the moon so they'd be connected to each other and in doing so, damaged more than one. One thing about Brainiac, she's patient and didn't do any screaming/hollering about the damage even though they cost us 1.5 million each and that was for the small ones. And believe me, NOTHING is wasted on the moon, so everything that can be salvaged, is. Thing is, our colony isn't one large, interconnecting facility, but many as Brainiac was worried about meteors possibly striking the colonies buildings. Which was a good thing as it did happen with loss of life. We're not talking about meteors the size of bowling balls or houses, but the size of rice. Rocks the size of rice traveling at 5,000+ mph does a lot of damage when it strikes something....or someone.
He knew about the Doc, but wasn't too enthused about answering her questions in the beginning because I had no idea if Brainiac was alone in this or as I said, a govt. troll. After all, what govt. wouldn't be quite happy to have a colony on the moon for free? Brainiac came up with a bunch of people she thought would be good for the colony and 90% of them worked out. That 10%....well, some were trolls working for various govts. and wanted to know what we Affected were up to, especially when we mentioned the moon. The trolls were taken to Amnesia who had them forget everything, with her ability being good for 30 days. The others had ego problems and no matter how good they were, Brainiac said they'd cause problems later on and they also got a visit from Amnesia and I.
For 6 months, I jumped trailers to the moon and after having living quarters installed first, took the first 12 people to the moon to start hooking up solar panels, power/water/communication lines, etc. together. The American astronauts had the most enthusiasm in wanting to go because we had already been here decades earlier, but now, were stuck (their word) to using/being in the space station. And because I'm patriotic, made sure they were the first 12 to go. The oldest is now 89 and knows (like others close to his age), they are going to die/be buried on the moon because they can't take earths gravity any more. And of course with women there, more than one got pregnant. To give women a boost, I have a 1 (male) to 5 (female) ratio because brute strength isn't required a lot of times, but brain power is. Of course, Brainiac later on came up with battery powered cranes, bulldozers, etc. which helped a lot with solar panels recharging the batteries. One thing both of us agreed upon was setting up asap was some sort of escape mechanism. Brainiac came up with what I think he called a electro magnetic pulse rail gun which is powered by solar panels of course. We now have a 300% escape capacity for everyone, which includes pets. And speaking of pets, but livestock also, it helps when they are sedated before being jumped. Last thing you want to want to be around is a cow flaying around in almost zero gravity and being next to it! Livestock: rabbits, chickens, hogs, dairy cattle and goats, with the cattle for milk and of course, meant. With the grain and corn that DW was able to produce, we don't need that much space for growing because it grows so fast and large. It also helped we did find water under the moon thru some sort of solar still that Brainiac came up with. Not as much as we want of course, but give us time and we will have more than enough especially since we recycle ALL water and waste. As to what DW did there and how long she stayed, that's her story to tell.
We found deposits of over a dozen new metals from meteors that hit the moon thousands of years ago and have also come up with new medications that we hope to soon release to the public for 10% over the cost of manufacture. We have strived and actually achieved about 90% independence from taking supplies from earth and hopefully in several more, it will be 99%. The 1% is needing new breeding stock for food, though cloning is coming along nicely. Brainiac believes he will soon be able to clone human body parts and if true, we may be looking at a form of immortally because the body will be receiving an exact duplicate of the damaged body part and so there will be NO tissue rejection or any anti-rejection drugs needed!
After a couple of years of shuttling people/supplies to/from the moon, Brainiac started talking about Mars?!
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Post by kaijafon on Jun 30, 2015 16:45:53 GMT -6
thanks!!! wonderful!
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Post by millwright on Jul 7, 2015 10:07:15 GMT -6
I kinda dropped this story awhile back, just got caught up last night. (at 2:00 am)
It was worth the lack of sleep.
Keep it up!
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Post by willc453 on Nov 6, 2015 8:01:39 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale Of Two Brothers Chapter 30
Remember my kids? Started taking the other 4 with us on our summer jaunts and of course, we hit the costume shop in Vegas. One like The Lone Ranger/cowboy look with mask, hat and a set of chaps which was a pain in the a$$ because I had to modify them so they fit better on him. Other wise when he first tried walking with them on, they slipped down past his knees/around his ankles and he fell on his a$$. Which we thought was funny until I saw the hurt look in his eyes. Got him a Texas rangers badge which was held in place by tape. One went for that Kiss guy look....the one who looked like a cat and it took awhile to not only get that face paint on, but also completely off. Another went for the Charlie Chaplin look with "mustache", bowler hat and cane....along with Charlies side to side walk and twirling his cane as he walked. The last of 'em was totally captivated by Shirley Temple when she was at the height of her popularity as a child actress. So he's wearing a modified Shirley Temple mask and a fate, curly blonde wing when Moe (of Three Stooges fame) found some pasties.
Now these things are used by strippers and stuck on their nipples not only to cover them, but by moving their chest, able to make the aluminum foil strips twirl around in a circle. Figured what the h*ll, no harm, no foul, right? So took the 2 Moe was holding and after removing my shirt, stuck them on my nipples and started gyrating my chest. Of course, the crowd went wild and then even more so when I figured I could stick on my belly button. So they had them not only stuck there, but also stuck one on each b*tt cheek! Not that they have belly buttons or much of an a$$. Then they stopped gyrating, started talking to each other privately and I knew the sneaky sh*ts were up to something and said so. They all turned to me, turned their heads upwards, then cocked them a little bit to one side while holding their hands together so not only did I get the full effect of their eyes looking at me, but basically they said "who, us?", then battered their eyes at me like they were poor little, innocent children! Of course, they had their pups with 'em and we ended up getting Halloween costumes for them at a local pet store after its normal store hours. Again, NO cameras, etc. and remember, what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas.
As usual, those two weeks kind of go fast with the kids really getting into different kinds of rock and roll music. Thing is; Selman, her people, other govt. agents/agencies and those superhero leagues never had a chance of catching us because my 3 told the other 4 what had happened to them and of course, with them being telepathic, they all KNEW who and what to look for. yeah, a couple of times some of the superheroes were nearby o Selmans/govt. agents got with in a couple of miles of us, but we were never in danger of being captured.
Now we always didn't go sight seeing. One year, took them to an island that Aquaman and The Mermaid had told me about and with their okay, did some clumsy terra forming of it, like bringing in some of DW's fruit, building a small hut so we'd have shelter when it rained, etc. Wasn't sure how the boys would react in being surrounded by water and helping me fix the island up, but they did with enthusiasm. Seems they don't build things like we do, that is, manually. They simply hook up to some machine using a head set for lack of a better word, tell it what they want and it's built. Of course, I had the hut built in sections by a commercial company and jumped the sections with us assembling it. The boys were a little strange looking after being there a little over a week, as in turning a grayish brown from the sun instead of their overall grey color. There were some things I wanted on the island, but wasn't about to bring in some construction company to do it and the boys happened to "hear" my thoughts on what I wanted to do. So we made a few after hour visits to various electronic places, with me leaving cash for everything we took. As to these places cameras and sensors, the boys not only disabled them, but eras3ed any videos of us being there.
On their last day of being here, I got suspicious of them for several reasons because they didn't put up the usual fuss of "just one more day here please" and frankly, they looked guilty of something when I returned to them on several occasions after going for groceries for example. Yeah, they ate that much and often while on the island and of course, wanted to try other earthy foods. Didn't know what was going thru their beady little minds, but figured I'd have time to drop them off and haul a$$ for home as I did NOT want to be around when they did what ever they were going to do....as in like what the original 3 did with their "go carts".
Dropped us in a large, open area of Mothers motorhome and the kids haul a$$ for another part of it just before Mother appears from around a corner, wanting to know where the kids were because usually they're telling her what they saw/did/etc. Goddamn it....mothers this world or galaxy wide are so suspicious because when I said I didn't know where they were and I had to leave, she basically said you stay right there young man until I get to the bottom of this. Yeah, I could of jumped, but Mother would have me pay that bill at our next meeting. And of course, you can't really hide from someone who's telepathically linked to you.
So she's calling out to them and of course, they "didn't hear her" (?!) at first, then it was give us a few minutes please. About 5 minutes later, we both hear a loud drum beat, then a guitar riff with the kids saying this was for Mother with the boys stepping out from around a corner in their costumes and started gyrating/dancing to Robert Palmers Simply Irresistible song/music! Remember how the various girls in that video "danced/moved"? Same thing, but the boys had changed their pasties to something different. They made theirs of what I'll call led light strips that were not only paper thin, but flashed off and on in different colors. Not only that, the colors/the flashing tempo changed when they danced/moved in a different way. When the song ended, they ended up on one knee with a hand outstretched to her. Mother stood like she was in shock, then put a hand on her face like it was a face palm (aka I don't believe I'm seeing this) and all I knew was I was doomed. By the time she got done talking to me, I'd make a freshly made (but unfrozen) bowl of Jello look like a chunk of hardened steel. then they went into Palmers Doctor, doctor, give me the news song/music with their own dance?! When that one was done, she went to one knee and I'm thinking oh sh*t, oh sh*t, OH SH*T! Then she held out her arms and the kids went running to her and lots of talking/laughter by all of them. Got a hug from her for that one....but then she was also shaking her head like she still couldn't believe what I had allowed the boys to do. Like it was my idea they wear/change the pasties, dance and play those songs? I did get her to okay me record doing their dance along with the music. Explained to her maybe if we started exposing humans (meaning sheep) to the idea there are other forms of intelligent life, they'll get used to it when/if we do meet, there wouldn't be such a shock to humans. Of course, I put it on YouTube music videos as The Slick Seven Alien Booty Shakers. Yeah, I know....not much of a title/name for them, but it was all I could come up with at the time. And still laugh when I read some of the comments on how fake it was.
Kind of hard to believe that 7 year have passed and the things I've done, the changes I've gone thru and of course, put some thru....those that I let survive our meeting. Even though I'm 65 now, being told by some ladies that I look like I'm in my early/mid 40's. Diet and exercise of course. Actually, not. Found myself Affected a 2nd time when I killed Lady Death, a woman mentioned in an earlier blog. She and her cousin, The Siren, were from Bulgaria, returning from their vacation in Egypt, when they were Affected. The Siren had the ability to command you to do her bidding by singing, much like Ulysses and his crew by The Sirens, but fortunately, they had cloth & wax stuffed in their ears and had bound themselves to the ship till they were out of their singing range. As for Lady Death, she had the ability to drain what I'll call the lifeforce out of a person. Still not sure if that's a good description or not, but I hope it is, other wise she drained the soul from a person. I say lifeforce because of each persons different DNA, with the DNA determining basically how long you live. So if both sets of your grandparents lived into their 70's, your parents should also and probably live a little bit longer. Which means you should live at least a bit longer than your parents. The problem was, not only were these 2 women very plain looking, they had bodies originally like a hundred pound sack of potatoes.
Brainiac did some searching for me and there were only a couple of short, newspaper articles about 27 dead bodies in the cabin on their return flight to Bulgaria. These deaths were put down to engine exhaust coming into the cabin?!After those articles, nothing was published or televised. Nor is the fact that EVERY PESON seems to have died of an extremely old age...including several teenagers, adults in their 20's and 2 new born babies. Brainiac agree with me in thinking that Lady Death unconsciously realized her ability and began using it while still in the air. That these 2 had a lot of hate for ordinary people and what seemed to them, a totally drudging/uneventful life. Video tapes show the 2 of them boarding and they are in their late 40's, but when the got off, Lady Death appeared to be in her very late 30's AND physically changed as to not look like a hundred pound sack of potatoes. Like maybe 60 or 75 pound sack. Again, with Brainiacs computer knowledge, Lady Death soon appeared to be in her early 20's and extremely attractive, while her cousin remained the same....for awhile.
I was contacted by an Affected who had lost a relative, tried killing her, but failed. He was the ONLY survivor from this attack as he had hired over 100 mercenaries to kill Lady Death. He knew nothing about The Siren at the time and the only reason he was still alive was because he had been knocked out while the fighting had been going on between the mercs and Lady Deaths and The Sirens controlled army. Yes, they basically had their own army of 1,000 men, PLUS she had on call, several Bulgarian army divisions and at least one wing of that countries aircraft/helicopters.
I got involved for several reasons: earlier, I had been meeting/talking with other Affected and told them we needed to stick together because like me, they (and in some cases, families) also had been captured/kidnapped by their governments, including being experimented on, if not rightly killed by mobs. This was when I started passing out phones so if they had any trouble doing a job, they could call me and I'd get them out of that jam. Many thought they could handle these jobs by themselves and some quickly found out that various governments were quick to react to their attempts. Which is when they soon started paying me a small retainer fee whether I helped them or not. When I was called and got them out of their difficulties, of course I also got a piece of their action. Call it having insurance.
The other reason for becoming involved was children. Lady Death had drained the lives out of children in 4 different orphanages and because she controlled the Bulgarian government, nothing was ever said/done about it. Those that objected/tried to talk were kidnapped by the Bulgarian government and of course, given to Lady Death. The bodies of the children and adults at these orphanages were disposed of in mass graves with the buildings simply bulldozed flat with the government stating the structures were unsafe and of course, the children had been either adopted or sent to another orphanage. I knew this as an Affected that could not be permitted to live.
I was later able to acquire their diaries and records left by them and after talking with others, Lady Death not only the ability to drain the lifeforce out of someone, but to also GIVE that same lifeforce to anyone she chose....and guess who was the first recipient? Her cousin, The Siren and of course she physically changed. The other Affected and a VERY large number of mercenaries dealt with The Siren and their small army. Xray (aka The Kid) was able to slam The Siren against a wall with his telekinetic ability while Marbles beat her to death with thousands of marbles thrown at her with X's additional telekinetic pushing them. I got involved when their army still obeyed The Sirens last command of killing The Affected and mercs. You see, I was our secret weapon and I was quite busy grabbing the army people and disposing of them.
Then I was able to see Lady Death as she scurried to an escape tunnel. She had increased her ability in draining people of their life force by using a cloud....no, that's the wrong word. She had an area effect going around her and what helped us was she had it on while trying to escape because she ended up killing a lot of her own people until she realized what was happening. I happened to get a glimpse of her just as she was closing another steel door, so I jumped to be behind her and got stupid by saying you're mine now b*tch and was reaching for her, but she twirled around, snarling back in Russian and grabbed me! And right off the bat, I knew I was getting old/dying because I saw my arms start withering. With in a second or two, I had aged at least 15 years and knew I only had a couple of seconds to live. Didn't think about jumping and still don't know why.....maybe it was because I was in shock of aging/dying? But grabbed my .40, stuck it up against her belly, screamed die b*tch and started pulling the trigger which broker her thought of draining me and gave me an additional second or two in continually pulling the trigger. Pistol got aimed upwards and started going thru her belly, then upwards into her chest, with a few round going thru her neck/shoulders, then striking inside her head. Suddenly I'm having her body/brain parts along with her blood in my mouth at which time I fell unconscious for a bit. I vaguely remember a mist coming from her mouth as I shot her and when I woke up, thought I was in a dream/nightmare because what was left of her head was partially on my mouth and was choking on her blood draining into my mouth. I got up and checked myself out and thought at the time, because I had killed her, my aging was negated as in what she took from me was returned when she died. Not quite.
As to Lady Deaths ill gotten gains, with Brainiacs computer skills, we got basically every piece of stock and bonds they had, then I started paying a few visits to some of these people, many of whom decided to retire and that included staying out of politics in any way. Those that didn't.... Some of the cash I kept to give to The Affected families whose family member died while dealing with these 2, other wise it was given to various charities/people.
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Post by willc453 on Nov 6, 2015 20:13:59 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale Of Two Brothers Chapter 31
So let's jump forward time wise to me and that Chinese dragon. I knew I was seriously hurt and the only person I knew who could save me was Mother, so jumped to her ship which was of course, on the moon. Scared the h*ll out of her because I've always "called" her before coming to see her, but she quickly saw how badly I was hurt and got what I'll call a hover gurney. Think of a thin piece of plastic 8 feet long, 4 feet wide that's rolled up. Unroll it, touch the "button" on it and it suddenly becomes hard and inflexible as metal and of course, being able to "float" up to a height of 6 feet. Mother got me to her med lab and then on a table which was like the one used in the old Star Trek tv series where it gave you a 3D version of what ever was wrong with who ever was on it, etc. Her machines tried removing some of the bits of metal in me, but she saw and told me they couldn't do it fast enough to save my life. What I needed to do was jump, but leave the metal behind with her showing me mentally a photo of all the metal inside of me. And there was a lot and why it took me 4 jumps to get rid of it all. Then came the scary part to both of us: the blood I had leaking from my body and had coughed up on the floor (from the hallway to inside her med lab)started coming towards me! She jumped back quick enough, but I was too weak to physically move. Pretty well spent from being hurt and then concentrating like I did to jump like I did. I was in worse shape than I had been when I helped Herc on that hijacked plane. All I could was look in horror as the blood got closer and closer and then not only did it raise up to touch me, my body absorbed it! Long story short: Mother did some tests on me and figures out that when Lady Death died, I was Affected a second time so that my body will repair itself, including my blood attempting to find itself back into my body. Mother put a bunch of "marbles" on me which hastened my healing ability. I wear glasses more out of habit than anything else., though the lenses are nothing more than plastic and don't help/affect my eyesight at all because I now have 10/10 eyesight. Went to Brainiac afterwards, telling him what had happened with the dragon stunt and afterwards with Mother.
Now Staria's a former school friend of Dancing Wind back when they were in college. I was visiting their college as I was looking at setting up a trust fund for the students when I see this REALLY weird looking girl. Bright colored hair that was sticking up in points of different angles, her clothing....well, I leave that to your imagination. She saw me staring at her and said, hey old man, you never did anything wild and crazy in your youth? I said yeah....I once got stoned and f*cked a parrot so wondered if you were my daughter. She laughed at that and then wanted to know where her child payments were at! Figure if she wants to write about her Affected ability, that's up to her. But as a man once said, now for the rest of the story.
Fast forward to several weeks ago. Had just gotten some new fantasy figures (some small ones and some in 1/1 scale) when I heard Shirley scream, then his scream was cut off. It reminded me when Moe was going to be dissected and first thought was the kid had snuck back to earth without telling me or Mother, with the govt. grabbing him. I immediately jumped to him and found myself not only in front of him, but on Mothers planet! His eyes were both wide open and totally frozen in fear, so I turned around to see FIVE adult males just feet away from us, but they're also frozen/not moving! Look past them and see what I'll call a giant lady bug, I mean, this thing's HUGE as in about 8 feet long, 5 feet wide and about 4 feet tall AND it's got another of the adult male aliens in its mouth somewhere between its feet and knees. I've got no weapon, so jump to a bol where I grab a double bit ax, figuring a few whacks with this will make this bug give up its dinner. Land on top of the bug coming back and gave it a few whacks....and nothing?! This thing is armored like a tank and the adult alien has had more of him being eaten. Back to the bol and this time, I've got a 36" chainsaw and THAT sure as sh*t got the bugs attention. Next thing I know is I'm sinking into the bugs SECOND mouth. You where the wings are on a lady bug? That was it's second mouth for really big things to eat....or kill and eat if it was in pain/p*ssed off, which in my case, it was both. Thing is, it's got thousands and maybe thousands and thousands of tiny "teeth" and really quick, it started tearing thru my shoes/feet, but the Kevlar around my legs was giving it some problems....and it HURT. So I jumped with it to be over one of my volcanoes and of course, it was going thru the ng, ng, ng phase and let me go. I was ready to jump back to Shirley when I realized the adult alien was also going to fall into the volcano. I was able to jump us both out of there, but we both got some bad third degree burns from the volcanoes heat. Find ourselves between the adult males and Shirley....along with over 2 dozen Mothers. One thing none of them expected was this bug getting out of its zoo cage OR me being on their planet. Yeah, the "ladybug" was something they had discovered while exploring new planets way back when and would allow it to breed only one of their species. The thing is, it' telepathic and not only does it feed on the physical body, but also the mental fear/pain of it's victim while literally eating it alive!
When the Mothers heard Shirley scream, they started heading for him from different parts of their planet, not realizing they should of brought a weapon as they thought he had gotten hurt, so they brought their blue and white marbles/baseballs. One Mother got "caught", but was able to tell the others before she went blank, so the others realized what was happening and headed for where ever to get weapons to kill the bug. Then my Mother called me, saying get back to her RIGHT NOW, so I did. She put some marbles on me and it took about 2 hours before things were more or less normal. I had lost the 1st 2 layers of skin on my feet to just above the ankles, that bug was that quick in devouring me. I could walk, but it was a bit painful. Mother then had me jump us to a chamber that she gave me a mental picture of and when I did, see the room filled with EVERY Mother there! Seems I was being judged as being too dangerous to live and once again, it was going to be me or everyone on earth saying bye bye. I had a trick or two up my sleeve that they didn't know abut, but it wouldn't do any good because eventually I'd know my world would be destroyed and nothing I could do about it.
What surprised me was when a sh*t load of adult males and my kids walked into the chamber. You see, this was something that had NEVER been done before. This chamber (size of a football field) was the Mothers chamber of justice if you will. Kind of like an ordinary citizen deciding to just walk into the White House to talk with the President and actually does. The kids and male adults had been listening to what I was being charged with, the verdict against me and began defending me. Because I had changed the kids look in life, started changing the way the adult males looked at life....that is, becoming emotional. Like when a bunch of them were startled by the kids hauling a$$ on their "go carts" in the city. Which by the way, some of the adults started doing along with dissing each others ability to drive. The way the kids felt about their puppies (now full grown) with some male adults wanting and getting pups via me. Mothers of course, wanted/got kittens. The kids tried giving me some extra geegaws for this after explaining why they wanted them, but told them I wouldn't accept them because you can't buy love, etc. Adding to this was the various things I had started trading with Mother shortly after the kids and I had met.
Bottom line was I wouldn't be killed (which made me REALLY happy), but I was now "volunteered" to become one of their scouts/point man on a expedition to other planets. Ones they haven't been to in thousands of years. I got some time to get ready as this expedition wasn't going to be using what I call a motor home or SUV. As tricky Dick one said, you won't have me to kick around any more.
As to Mother and DW, that's another story. I had brought some of the modified fruit/vegetables as trade goods and after some persuading, Mother agreed to allow DW to visit her planet, which kind of pi$$ed me off at the time to tell the truth. Who knew what I might learn/find there? In any case, DW had a smary/I know a lot of things about you now kind of smile as if she and Mother had a little chit chat about me.
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Post by kaijafon on Nov 7, 2015 0:59:49 GMT -6
Thanks so much!
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Post by willc453 on Jan 3, 2016 4:44:55 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale Of Two Brothers Chapter 32
Bawahahahah.....the most evil, vile, depraved, perverted, degenerate, etc. villain of all Affected villains is back. Did ya miss me? Hello everyone, thought I'd drop a few lines to kind of startle everyone. Of course, the me that is here in this time, has already actually left for another world with others of Mothers home planet. So who's doing this entry? Why me of the future, who else? My physical age seems to have settled to being in my mid 30's and though I was quite grateful (and very surprised) not only to eventually get 10/10 eyesight, but all of my teeth grew back. And by the way, teething pains are a pain in the b*tt. I also eventually grew back all my hair which made me really happy....and of course, with more than one woman just loving to run their fingers thru my long corn silk colored hair. Yeah, Harry's treatment lasted about 50 years, but then started going bald again until my 2nd unexpected Affected bit kicked in. Time travel in some ways is a hoot, others, depressing. I've done my best to read ALL the Affected stories written by us and their kids. Believe me, there are thousands that have been posted...or should I say, will be? And that's just here, the Moon and Mars. Saddened me when some of the children who grew up Affected, did their best to be like Lady Death, etc., being killed either by government forces or those of the super hero leagues. No one knows why, but for what ever reason, just having an Affected parent doesn't always mean that child will also be Affected. Some times it skips a generation, some times several, before another Affected is born and they don't always have the same Affection or the full ability if that's the proper word. It's like we Affected mutate every once in awhile.
Hey DW, I ran into one of your great, etc. grandkids during my travels.....and no, not going to say how many etc. there are either. Anyway, she was a redheaded firefly from hell until we tangled. She couldn't believe it was me as I was suppose to have died/ disappeared “X” number of “X's” ago. “X's meaning the number of years, decades, centuries, etc....I'm just not saying. After all, you ladies don't like everyone knowing your true age, so why should I tell mine? Oh yeah, she's got your growing ability (among other things) and thought she could hold me with various plants and animals attacking me. Everyone knows I'm usually a easy going kind of guy, but there ARE limits to my patience. She'd been spoiled rotten by her family because of her abilities and thought everyone should bow and generally kiss her behind because of it. And she was a stubborn cuss, until I bent her over my knee and took my belt to her a$$...TWICE! Oh yeah, she tried hiding from me, but she just joined the long line of people finding that was impossible. She WAS a red headed hellion, steam rolling over everyone until we met.
After a few years of being friends, we became lovers. She got a kick coming back to my time/planet, that is, just after many of us were Affected and afterwards. And if you're wondering, you met her briefly at one of the farms we had (have) going in this time frame, along with us being on the same flight when you did your little floating in the air bit AND we have better video of it due to Brainiacs off spring helping me out camera wise. Of course, you never recognized or would remember me because I had physically changed and the two of us were in first class while you were in coach. She eventually returned back to her planet/time (humans have interstellar travel) and yes, eventually found someone, had kids, etc. And I do check up on her offspring from time to time. Along with of course, she got her weight several times over in seeds, not just from this planet/time frame, but others that have been extinct for centuries.
Add to this, seeds I got courtesy of Mothers people while working with them as a scout/ point man. So if you're interested in having those seeds/plants for Hogzilla, Porkuswine and the chickens, you'll eventually get an email from Lara. If you're wondering, I tried my feed on sheep and it didn't work out as I thought. They only increased a little bit in size, but their wool did a radical change....as their wool being more like metal than organic! I call that breed battle sheep. Had to use tin snips to shear the “wool” from the sheep. There are a lot of uses for this, though it has to be melted before being able to really use it. Like making a thread that is the diameter of a 2 pound fishing line, but has a breaking point of 10,000 pounds. Which is why I have an undershirt and pant made of this stuff....bullet proof as h*ll, though I still get bruises when shot at. (mainly from jealous husbands/boyfriends or some girls father) But they heal up quick enough. While there are many pets of earthly origins on these other planets, Hogzilla's and Porkuswines are also there.
DW, remember when I asked if you could make tree houses? You know, LARGE hollow trees that people could live in, along with running water, food, toilets, etc.? Ran into a planet of intelligent trees and best solar systems doctors and botanists to boot. Their reemergence as living beings was an accident on my part. Sh*t load of dead trees on one of the planets that Mothers people were checking up on, with some sort of blight from a fallen meteorite killing all of them. I grabbed a bunch of seeds because I didn't know what they would do and even a bunch of leaves, thinking what'll happen if I smoke 'em?
Well, smoking 'em didn't do sh*t for me, but found out it's an outstanding medical herb for a lot of ailments, including accidents. I keep a couple of small containers to use on people....as in losing an arm/hand/fingers due to a sword fight. Put a tourniquet on the arm, put what ever's left of the arm onto the rest of the body, pour some of the leaf juice on it and the arm will not only reconnect to the rest of the body, but actually replace missing tissue, bone, etc., then remove the tourniquet. Thing is, the seeds have genetic memory, meaning all the knowledge of that one particular tree person is contained in that seed. Mothers people never thought of planting any seeds found and I had a pretty good room set up for humans on their scout ship. The tree people are now scattered across various planets/universes where humans live and have things set up where seeds from them are taken back to their home planet so they can tell others of what they've learned.
And Brainiac was right.....man ends up fouling his own nest (this planet) with a limited nuclear/biological war with BILLIONS dying. When, where, why and who....sorry, I don't want to drastically change the future as I found out that it can have disastrous results. When I found out about what had happened, asked a Mother for her peoples assistance and she turned me down, saying we must learn from our mistakes. Kind of like a kid playing with matches until he/she gets burned. It took centuries for the earth to recover. Fortunately, thanks to Brainiacs completing my kids math questions, one (which led to more being made) machine was made which converted ANY material into energy which was a good thing, because oil, well, it came into short supply/basically non-existent after the 1st nuclear/biological war....yeah, humans are that stupid in learning from their mistakes. It also helped that radioactive material could also be changed into energy via these machines. While I couldn't/wouldn't change history, had Digger and later on, some of his off spring, create super bol's, with TRILLIONS of dollars spent in not only supplies, but knowledge not just in how to make/build things, but the arts as in music, painting, etc.
With my ability to travel through time, took Digger to some mountains and had them hollowed out, far away from many large cities. Of course, me getting money and supplies for all of this wasn't a problem. Just sorry I couldn't get Brainiac involved in this as he'd soon guess what was going on and why....and couldn't take the chance that he might be able to stop the war. Yeah, he's that smart. The super bol's have running water, so generators supply power and with Brainiacs solar panels, light, heat, etc. There are some tree people living there now and they know/understand why they're there. Even got farms growing, with Porkuswine, Hogzilla's, super chickens and battle sheep eating the grain, corn, etc. being grown there. I've already got people at these bols taking care of everything and they KNOW what's going to happen as I took them to the future. Of course, a lot of this is in the future, that is, taking people from the future further into the future.
Some will ask why not stop the war from happening? Because maybe this earth would no longer exist and who knows what would happen on that alternate earth? I know there are multiple earths, but not all of them continue to exist. For some reason, they simply fade away to nothingness, if there's such a word. As it was, d*mn near got caught when it happened one time. So wasn't about to take a chance of this earth that I was so familiar with simply fading away to nothingness. Of course, some governments did try taking over the moon colonies, but the moon dogs, along with some of the Affected and Brainiacs Iron Man suits put a stop to that. Actually, right after these VERY FEW attempts, this is when those on the moon and Mars declared themselves free and independent nations which at first, didn't go over too well with most of the nations on this planet...not that they could actually do anything about it. But when both colonies not only became independent of earths resources, and actually able to start exporting goods (exotic metals), everyones attitude quickly changed. New medicines, metal alloys from fallen meteorites, medical machinery, etc. Iron man suits became common on both colonies and in space, though usually remotely controlled with people wearing helmets, gloves and boots to control them. As for Lara, she's been with me for quite awhile on my various “sight seeing tours” and when I say with me, I mean physically. Yeah, THAT Lara which was originally created as an artificial intelligence computer to help Brainiac with his many projects. Of course, there are other copies of Lara, but not just as Lara Croft of video game fame. Yvette Mimiuex, Veronica Lake, Barbara Eden, Silvana Pampanini, Gene Tierney, Lucy Liu, Bettie Page, Dawn Wells, Dorothy Dandridge, Jeri Ryan, Rita Hayworth.....well, you get the idea. Of course, when they get together, they immediately exchange information on what they (and I) have been doing. One thing I did insist on was their voices sound as the women I admired/lusted as man and boy. If it aint broke, don't fix it....well, except for some having their chests being “enhanced”, if you know what I mean. And long hair, which (to me) is at least to her shoulder blades or being down to her a$$. And every one of them knows how to belly dance, along with cooking, etc. Maybe it seems like I got some sort of harem going and that's not quite true. These women ARE different physically, meaning they are 5 times stronger and faster than ANY professional athlete. Enhanced DNA while they were born you understand and of course, they KNEW various means of defensive and offensive martial arts before they were born. And yes, I use the word born instead of created.
I'll give you an example how good they are. We were shooting pool in a bad neighborhood. Why there and not some nice place? Remember how I always would help any affected family member when needed? This family not only owned the pool hall, but a small grocery store in this part of town. One of the gangs controlled the other 2 pool halls in the area and wanted this one and of course, eventually the store. With me was Yvette who's only 5' 4” tall while every male around was a lot taller than her and in many case, even me and I'm 5' 10”. Of course, she kicks my a$$ every time playing pool and this is even after she would give me 2 free shots AFTER me breaking the rack. Then a guy started hitting on her and she tried backing away, which he stupidly thought she was afraid of him. In the mean time, find myself starting to be surrounded by 5 other guys. The affected family member didn't know whether to sh*t or go blind, but as I told him earlier, DON'T say or do anything, we'll handle it ourselves. So I called out to this guy whose name was Donkey and said, how about a friendly wager that my girl can beat your a$$ in a game of pool and if not, you can have her for the night? Of course, he was all for this, but then I suggested I may as well make some money off the local village idiots here which pi$$ed him and his buds off. He thought he was betting big when he laid $20 on the table and I said are you serious? When he said yeah, told him I've seen crack using pimps running $5 whores have more money in their pockets than what you just laid down.
Of course, this REALLY pi$$ed them all off and several reached for me....error in judgment on their part as one of them suddenly found my .40 pressed against his crotch, with my other hand holding firmly onto the top of his pants. Suddenly, it was “oh Christ, oh Christ, back off, back the f'ing off, he's got a gun against my nuts! They backed off and the guy who had been hitting on Yvette, made the mistake of grabbing her. She looked at me and when I asked her if she could rip this guys nuts off, she nodded yes. So I told her do it on the count of three, but if she had to hurry in dealing with all of 'em, rip their dicks off too. Now the dozen or so guys there thought this was pretty funny and started telling me what was going to happen to Yvette, and of course, I would be forced to watch as they “would do her” on the pool table. This is when I asked if they had any lethal hardware like guns, knives, etc. on them and of course they did. Must of been 100 pounds of guns, knives, etc. suddenly coming out. Which I'm quite sure the guns were not legally bought, i.e., thru a gun store and going thru a background check. And all of those knives had blades that were over the legal 3.5” length for that state.
Looked at Yvette and said you know what I'm going to do BEFORE I get to 3 right and she nodded as she knew of my other ability. So when I said 1, jumped all the weapons of mayhem that were in their hands to be behind the counter and suddenly all these guys had wtf looks on their faces...which didn't last long when I said 3. The guy fondling Yvette HAD his palm on one of her t*ts, but suddenly the entire arm was reversed with the palm facing outwards, then she reached down to grab his crotch and rrrriiiiippppp..... Some guys got stupid, thinking they'd just grab her in sheer numbers, but that just made it easier for her to castrate them at which point, the others started beating feet for the front door. Not that they made it of course, because I made sure I jumped them to the back of the room where they had to go thru the ng, ng, ng stage from being jumped by me and leaving them wide open for Yvette's attention.
Most were all screaming/moaning/clutching the area of their former sexual organs, some did call 911, others for gang members for help. Which was just what I wanted. Jumped forward in time to some place else, called for a dozen different versions of Lara to give Yvette a hand, told them what was going on, then jumped all of us backward in time to just a second or two after I had left Yvette. We were waiting for the other gang members to arrive....not that the gang members even had a chance. I'm hitting the tops of various roof tops and jumping any and all weapons that were showing. The hardest one I had jumping was one of their cars when the driver tried hitting/ running over Halle and Janet. These guys are doing about 40mph and suddenly, their a$$es are skidding/ bouncing down the pavement. It took the cops/ambulances at least 20 minutes to get to us, as they thought it was a trick by a gang for some sort of ambush. But by then, it was all over.
How could a dozen women deal with 187 gang members? I kept jumping into the future and some times in the past for additional Halle's/Yvette's for example and then to where I needed them. Suddenly, there was about 90 of 'em dealing with the gang members. Of course, we made sure none of them ever touched each other as I do know now that you can have multiples of the same people in the same time just as long as you don't touch each other. Of course, in that neighborhood, some people did peek thru a window to use their cell phones to record what happened. Not that even the cops or feds believed what they viewed...or wanted to. Some of the tv/cable stations tried running these videos, but were laughed off the air at within hours as some of my “Lara's” were women who had been dead for decades, so it was put down as a hoax. Then had to deal with getting the girls back to their proper places/times. I, of course, had the arduous task of giving each girl at least a thank you for helping me kiss. (some evil villains tasks should never be delayed) After checking out the various firearms, they were given to the people in the neighborhood who were willing to use them legally when need be. They all knew better than trying to sell them or they'd have a “visit” by me. Betcha upon seeing the videos, it drove Selman and her people crazy.
Got rid of the bodies/blood in the affected family members pool hall, then had him post a sign on the front window: You might have balls, but won't if you cause problems here. Then other businesses started doing the same and with a few shootings of ANY gang member, drug addicts, etc. trying to move in, the surrounding area started getting better. As for my women, they're all created from the originals DNA and no, I didn't go round digging up graves for my samples. Just do a little time jumping and presto, had hair samples which was all I needed. Of course, Brainiac thought I was involved, but at that time, I was a lot younger and of course, not involved in this matter at all. So had no problem telling and convincing him I wasn't....which was true of course, AT THAT TIME.
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Post by willc453 on Jan 21, 2016 3:52:59 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale of Two Brothers Chapter 33
As to Mothers people, they're doing very well now, with kids being born on a regular basis, with my original kids having “affecting” them the same way I did with them. Then those kids “affecting” the latest batch of kids. As for me, I visited a little over 85 worlds as Mothers people scout/point man, getting as many seeds/plants for humans to use on other planets. And yes, DW, you should be receiving a packet of some of them very soon and a note on what they do. Remember how her people lived so long? Well, it took awhile for us to visit/check out these planets. How long? Let's say quite awhile. Because of some of the things I've did on that trip, was given the honorary title of Little Mother. Sounds kind of neat for a “evil villain” right? It really hasn't helped that much as ALL the Mothers still give me the eye when I'm around and start checking out what I've been doing with each other and of course, check up on me from time to time. I also think they've been checking in/with my Lara's.
Then there are earths which are in another dimension. Brainiac appears never to have thought of asking me (or Lara) if there was a 2nd time machine in existence. (you know how it is...don't ask, I don't tell) With Lara's help, she did come up a machine which could travel not only thru time, but other dimensions/alternate earths. Such as the U.S. doesn't exist as a nation, but is still part of the English empire, along with Canada, India, etc. where our U.S. is known as the United Colonies of England.
In another, after WW 1, ran into a Rudolph Hissler, a version of Germany's Adolf Hitler in our world. He was trying to make it as an artist and I thought he was really good as far as drawing buildings, etc., but he never seemed to put people in them. We got to bs'ing about my Navajo motorcycle (Harley went out of business in the 30's) and my traveling thru the U.S. on it. Yeah, I still get the urge to ride a vehicle from time to time instead of just jumping....and more than once, they were chick magnets which also interested Rudolph. Upshot of it all, was me asking him if he'd like to go on tour with me in the U.S. He wasn't all for it until I let him use my bike for a few days, which really surprised him. He asked how did I know he wasn't going to steal/sell the bike and I told him as a Hermanian (their countries name for what we call Germany) he was either a man of his word and had honor, or not. Well, we cruised America and he became less rabid as time went by when it came to dealing with races, religions, etc. And it REALLY went out the window when he met White Deer, a woman from what I think would be the Cherokee tribe.
Wasn't bad looking, but while I thought she was a bit over weight, Rudolph like 'em that way. Three guys were giving her a bad time, when Rudolph stepped in square things up. Well, she ended up riding off into the sunset with us and about 3 months later, they got married in what would be called L.A. Rudolph and I did a lot of talking after riding each day and bit by bit, he went from wanting to being an architect, to an actual artist drawing landscapes, then later, portraits of people. Last time I dropped in on them, he was a well known fantasy & sci-fi writer, dealing mainly with stories of other worlds and life forms. Wonder where he got those ideas from?
Another is where the U.S. never got involved in WW 2, with it eventually being invaded and controlled by Germany, Italy and Japan. A James Anderson ran against that worlds “Roosevelt” for his 2nd term of office, with “Roosevelt” losing the election. James wanted peace at any cost and what happened to the people of the world is NOTHING like what happened to the “subhumans” as the Nazi's called them in our time. From what I did read in many of that worlds history books, at least TWO HUNDRED MILLION people were killed. Jews, gypsies, Poles, Native Americans, artists, free thinkers, etc. gone. Krauts got stupid in sending Einstein and other intellectuals who wouldn't toe the party line (along with being “subhuman”) to concentration camps where they died.
The president and his peace at any cost cabinet got what they deserved: publicly hanged one at a time, but then their families (including children) paid a horrible price for their husbands folly of peace at any price. Each elected/appointed official had to watch as their family members were hung, with them being last. Not only was it filmed, but mandatory watching in local theaters for several months. Some Americans fled to Canada (like the royal family did when they escaped from England) and just due to its sheer undeveloped size, all they could do was simply plan and occasionally do a hit and run attack against the Nazi's/Japs, which they learned the remaining Americans paid a heavy price for. A Nazi army base was attacked, killing almost 100 Germans soldiers. The Nazi response: 1,000 men and women randomly grabbed on the streets of NYC, then hanged with everything not only filmed, but REQUIRED watching by ALL Americans in their local movie theater, with the local Gestapo making sure in taking down names. You did NOT miss this film. And the Japs weren't any better, especially when it came to Japanese Americans as they were considered traitors to Japan. One in 20 women in the western part of the former U.S. became “comfort women” which is where women were REQUIRED to have sex with any Japanese soldier visiting at these “comfort houses”.
Took me almost 185 years to get Americans into shape/supplied, then kicking a$$. The hardest part was getting military equipment for everyone. Thought I could simply acquire weapons from the Nazi's/ Japs but again, it brought retribution against the locals. Then I remembered my own worlds post WW 2 history, which is where I acquired hundreds of thousands military surplus weapons, ammo, etc. Since this America had been under control by the Japs/Nazi's for 40 years when I discovered this alternate earth, they had of course, come up with new aircraft such as being jet powered, aircraft guided missiles, missiles much like the V-2 which could be launched from ships at sea...all of this only 2-3 years earlier than our own time line. Fortunately this worlds history didn't include nuclear explosives. One thing neither of these 3 countries thought of really developing was a true ground to air, heat seeking missile like the stinger and since my country made so many......
Now understand that this 86 years wasn't a straight line say from year 1 to year 86. Did a lot of jumping in time and worlds, but even so, in that worlds real time, try 27 years. What about Mexico? It was given to the Italians. And boy, did the music suck....neither the Japs or Krauts have anything really listening to. You had the choice of listening to the Krauts ompa (polka) music or Jap stuff that made noise like cats being tortured. So I brought in rock n roll, old C&W music along with the big band sound, so the different generations of Americans had different kinds of music to listen to. The Mexican people got freed of the Italians and joined the U.S. as one of its states. When I left, Canada/the U.S. were both on a full time war/food producing basis. Hawaii was still under Jap control, along with most of south east Asia, with Europe controlled by the Nazi's. Germany, Japan and Italy never did conquer Russia or China as those 2 countries realized rather quickly they were going to be next, even if it might take a hundred years. Neither country fell due to communism, with Russia's king hanging their version of Karl Marx, while China's emperor beheaded theirs. Both countries started secretly shipping weapons and tools to make weapons to the U.S./Canada shortly after first part of the 2nd American Revolution was over. That's what Americans are calling it.. and boy, are all 3 countries pi$$ed/out for revenge.
As for me, when coming to a new/alternative earth, I always try to be invisible until I know/understand what's going on. Like the time where women were stronger/dominant/in the majority, population wise. You wouldn't believe the amount of sexual harassment I got. It wasn't only not verbal, but physical such as pinching my a$$; fondling/grabbing of my crotch while being told oh honey, you've got such a nice package/you need to be ridden several times a day. REALLY weird seeing guys wearing tight shorts and loose opened shirts to show their well developed bodies/chests better, while working as cocktail waiters in Vegas. Kind of funny to watch porn, but this time it would be a woman (or women) raping a guy, with the guy all scared, saying no, please don't, I'm not that kind of boy/man....then of course, enjoying it/wanting more. Well, having been in that part of the movie business before and having access to ganja...... Of course, my films were entirely different in perspective/out come. Would you believe more than one female govt. official wanted to arrest/send me to prison for sick, demented, etc. sexual behavior? Unless of course, we could come to some sort of “arrangement”. Or a female cop threatening me with a ticket/going to jail for jay walking, unless of course..... I was known as a banger, you know, a male version of a sluttish woman. On that world, a lot of woman were shocked when I started describing how I liked and wanted to do sexually with their bodies.
Been to several worlds where AT LEAST 90% of the European population died due to plague (black death), with China or Russia, being the only super power in the world for example. Another was where whites were a minority in what we would call the U.S., with blacks having a civil war just like we did, but it was fought to free whites from slavery, with whites being the butt of many a racial joke/slur/discrimination. Egypt never fell to Rome and expanded its influence and control thru out Africa.
Another is where Rome is a superpower thru out Europe and Africa with Christian and Jewish faith not openly existing. Christians, Jews, Druids and other religious heretics were continually being hunted and when caught, used in their colosseum games. I believe in being religiously tolerant, that is, your religion is your religion and you're welcome to practice/believe in it all you want. But when you try to shove it down my throat or force me to accept your ways, I'll shove my foot up your a$$.....IF you're lucky. Those Romans made the mistake of grabbing a girl I knew and tossing her and a bunch of other no Roman god believers for a colosseum show. Really, really poor judgment on their part. Well, those lions and tigers were really, really hungry and suddenly all the spectators lost interest in what was happening in the arena when these tigers and lions suddenly appeared among them.
You'd be surprised how religious differences disappear when people are being hunted for “sport” and “entertainment”. A Spartacus kind of guy started stirring the sh*t with a slave uprising and like in that movie, found themselves stuck between a rock and a hard place while facing 5,000 combat experienced Roman troops....until I stepped in with a bunch of Hogzilla's wearing battle wool for armor. Less than 50 soldiers escaped to run back to Rome which made more than one Roman Senator go in his loin cloth. I had already visited to what we know as the U.S. and knew more than one tribe there. They agreed to accept them and it actually didn't take that long to convince everyone to go to this new world while also convincing/pay some ship owners to take them there. I checked up on them and they're doing pretty good, with the Indians teaching them how to live with the land, while the ex-slaves showed them the wheel, working with metal, etc. Maybe it helped that I jumped a bunch of horses which the Indians held in such awe. And yes, brought in Hogzilla's and Porkuswines. Hogzilla's are known as the Big People, helping to maintain law and order because their intelligence increased quite a bit thru the years. Of course, there's always someone who wants to force others to follow their religious beliefs, which actually hasn't happened that often. These people are told to either shut up, leave....or be killed. They of course, usually take the first option, but there are others who want the 2nd, but with other tribes controlling other parts of the country and not as friendly/open minded.....
It's said you can't teach an old dog new tricks.....well, actually you can because I'm proof of it. Came a time when I got bored and thinking about music. So started doing a little time jumping to learn how to play a LOT of instruments: piano, cello, violin/fiddle, harp, harpsichord, organ, saxophone, guitar, clarinet, harmonica, bagpipe, drums, banjo, guitar (classical and rock n roll)....well, basically everything. It was like I was on some sort of mind crack in wanting to learn. Even for me, it took a LONG time in learning how to play and I felt sorry more than once the torture I put my instructors thru in learning to play a particular instrument. But of course, I did my best to have the best instructors teach me. Like Ludwig (Beethoven), Wolfgang (Mozart), Frederic (Chopin), Schubert, George (Gershwin), etc.
Of course, by accident, did cause some problems for Ludwig and Wolfgang when I played boogie woogie music on their pianos later on. They loved it, but the majority of their audiences didn't and since they were paying to see him in concert..... As to why you've never any of this kind of music by them, made sure I got all copies of this kind of music they created after they died. However, this music created by them and others, is quite popular on other worlds. However, no one during that time, like fiddle music played on a violin....well, except for the gypsys.
Went to Ireland way back when (violins/flutes), getting them and the Scots (bagpipe/drums) to do a few tunes together. More than one Irish lass lifted her skirt when I got to playing the flute....along with those girls and their gowns in Greece/Italy who thought I was Pan, others Zeus in human form. Others, I was a satyr, but then I had ganja. (never leave home without it) Now Cleo was one scheming woman and stayed with her for awhile, that is until Julius and Marcus showed up. Spent some time with the Marx Brothers, with me and Harpo playing dueling harps more than once. We even played the same harp at the same time which no one had done before. Glad to see they never mentioned me and of course, made sure no photos/films were made of us playing together.
Some advice to guys who'd like to get laid on a regular basis: learn to play an instrument or dance. Better yet, learn to do both. You don't have to be a guitar playing rock star musical wise or Fred Astaire on the dance floor....just do the best you can and those panties, pantaloons, loin cloths, etc. will drop/disappear so fast it'll make you wonder if they were ever even wearing anything under their clothing. Also, think about what you're playing instrument and music wise. Spent some time in the 50's when rock n roll was just starting out while I was working as a teacher in more than one junior and high school. Yeah, Art (Aristotle) and Socs (Socrates) got me hooked on being a teacher (history, civics, philosophy) for awhile. Of course, with my ACTUAL knowledge of history and not the sanitized/fairy tale bs taught in school, it did cause me some problems, but more importantly, the kids started thinking. A VERY dangerous thing indeed according to many parents and school officials. I was called a radical, beatnik, card carrying commie, etc. among other things during the late 40's and the 50's.
I think what drew a lot of the kids to me was me telling them like it was. Then there were the women (wives, girlfriends, students, teachers) who found out I could actually dance and not just shuffle my feet like some sort of brain dead zombie. More than one female found out how good the grass really was on my side of the fence. Some band would be playing something put out by Bill Haley, The Everyly Brothers, etc. and I'd be bored as hell, but inevitably would ask what was wrong and I'd tell them....and of course, you think you can do better? Grab the best drummer and guitar player in the school band, showing them what I wanted, grab my Gibson guitar, with us cranking out Who Do You Love as done by George Thorogood. Of course, the crowd went wild....except for the parents who couldn't understand why the kids didn't play/like the music they grew up on.
Bad To The Bone....oh yeah, more than one female student/teacher, etc. face turned red because they'd been over to my side of the fence more than once. Others curious, did their best to bust down the fence to find out.....and glad they did. Dust In The Wind made more than one student/parent thinking about life. Work with some members of the school band, other times it was kids who wanted to play but not in the regimental style required by schools...or the usual musical instruments. So I'd buy bagpipes and accordions for example for those who wanting to learn/play 'em.
The bagpipe boys (and occasionally a couple of girls), would join me, 2 guitar players and drummer to play It's A Long Way To The Top (if you want to play rock n roll), while I sang the lyrics. I'd get the school band together to play Classical Gas like Mason Williams did, with me on guitar, us playing classical, Celtic, Irish, Chuck Berry, etc. Another favorite was Booty Swing, something the parents/kids couldn't figure out what kind of music it was. But what got the kids (especially the females) was me grabbing the best female teacher dancer and we'd start dancing together. Highway To Hell got me kicked out of school and there was talk of taring and feathering me. But then some of them got stupid and tried ganging up on me to teach me a lesson in not to be subverting their children with songs about Satan. The Shaolin monks would be proud of me for doing so well without using my jumping ability one time. Should of seen the red faces of boys and more than one adult male when I got a girl to sing Legs by Stella Parton. I never stayed long at any one particular school as I'd want to teach at other schools and of course, check out worlds in other dimensions along with time traveling here.
In the south, was told “we's don lake that n*gga music bein' played down heah. Play some good ol' AMERICAN music.” Got fired when I not only objected to their “request”, but continued playing it. Revenge is best eaten cold. Remember those “unicorns” V mentioned at her daughters birthday party? Some interesting results happen when humans eat it...or injected with a liquid form of it. They and their families woke up so black that they made a black hole in space look white. They suddenly found out real quick what it was like to be black in a white mans controlled world in the south in the 50's. And they did NOT like it. They tried hiding, but of course, eventually people in town would find out about it because after all, you can only call in sick to work/school for so long, with so many excuses. Thing is, I did it gradually....that is, first the husband, then the wife, then the any kid that was 10 years or older. All I had to do was jump them to another time, change their skin color while keeping them sedated, then jump them a few minutes after I had originally taken them. Do this over a short period of time and suddenly many town people were thinking these people whose skin turned black, had an infectious disease or some how, their “whiteness” faded!
First time I ran into a couple of these guys, said hey boys, look at what I got and held up a bucket of fried chicken and a small watermelon. About a week or so later, it was followed by me asking them if they were enjoying the black experience? I know I am. Which of course, they KNEW I had done something to them, but no idea how. Yeah, I did their family members too as there was no doubt little cluckers (KKK) would grow up to be big cluckers. Man, the amount of sh*t those families got in those 2 weeks, really opened their eyes. Some came after me with guns, not that it helped them as some of them were forced to move up north. Of course, their blackness only lasted a month or two, but by then it was too late after their former clucker friends burned a cross or two on their lawns. Others were a bit smarter and came to me with in a couple of days, asking to reverse what ever it was I had done to them. I did, but didn't give them a quick/easy pigmentation cure, so it would take a few more days to let their natural pigmentation come back. Their blackness was put down to a severe reaction to some food they ate, water contamination, Commie germ warfare, etc. After that, they were a lot more tolerant to non white people and certainly to other forms of music.
Lived for awhile in the old west doing various jobs like being a bouncer in a whore-house, sheriff, marshal, cowboy, newspaper writer, teacher, shop owner, etc. Met the Earp brothers, Doc Holiday, Bat Masterson and others while working in Dodge, Wichita, Kansas City, etc. Believe me guys, hookers (with few exceptions) back then looked NOTHING like what Hollywood would have you believe. Well, except for Miss Kitty in Dodge. Remember, back then, there was NO sales tax, so a sheriff was paid by the town with everyone kicking in something for their salary. The owners of these places were expected to “contribute” a little bit more than the average business owner, but some times the local cop would get a bit too greedy/expect “free” services. That's when I stepped in and usually the sheriff would realize the error of his ways. The ones that didn't, I'd take over their job by offering to be sheriff for free which the city council/ business owners quickly agreed to. Never was in that many gun fights because unlike now, people KNEW when guns were going to be drawn, someone was gong to die. It was NOT like some video game where you do a reset and have infinite number of lives. People didn't want to believe what they saw when I was in a gun fight because I'd jump about 2 feet as pistols were drawn. And remember, I also had my battle wool under my clothing. I was there when the 2 railroads met in Utah, making the U.S. joined by one railroad track. As to that golden spike used to symbolize this occasion......
Of course, caused some problems with me in the past when I paid another visit to the Vatican recently....as in before I went with Mothers people on that scouting trip. They got a couple of really great organs there....I'm talking really, really BIG ones. Anyone remember the original 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Disney? There's a scene where Captain Nemo is playing Bach's Toccata in D minor on the Nautilus's organ? Well, last time I visited there, it was as the devil, so decided this time to be an angel. You know, kind of balance the books so to speak just in case God and I do happen to meet.
With my long hair and access to advanced technology, it was no trouble to carry a small piece of equipment which generated the illusion of me wearing a halo and having wings. Of course, I had to wear a white robe to complete the illusion. And the Vatican crowd went wild as I played in one of their big churches. That is until they (the Vatican crowd and tourists) got too close and I simply jumped to another organ in another church and started playing the music from the beginning. This time, people didn't come rushing up, but of course, a lot of videos got posted on YouTube and once again, cried it was fake by a lot of people. To really stir things up, I/we were also playing it on an 5 accordions hooked up to loud speakers from 5 different roof tops around the Vatican while also playing the organ. Yeah, I got time jumping down pat, though my time machine is only the size of a pack of cigarettes now. But it does get confusing when I meet myself as I don't know that other me is from my past or future. We just nod to each other and go our separate ways.
Spent some time with those Tibetan monks in learning martial arts, along with making friends with what are called the Abominable Snowmen. They're good people and just want to be left alone. Same with the Sasquatches as they are the same species, just living in a different environment. Then some time in Japan learning another form of swordsmanship from Miyamoto Musashi, but left before the Toyotomi and Tokugawa clans went at each other. He taught me his style because I took him to modern day Tokyo for a couple of days. Which came in handy while dealing with Art.
Problem with that boy was Genevieve as he was getting kind of old (34?) and she was young (16) when he first saw her. While she wasn't satisfied in some ways, she was happy...that is until Lancelot came sniffing around her and from there, things went down hill. What happened with Art and his sword Caliburnus? (Excalibur to those who don't know it by its Latin name) Thing is, he didn't just use Caliburnus in combat, but also a dagger named Carnwenian and a spear named Rhongomyniad, though it was also known as Ron.
The only problem I've had with time traveling is some times getting bored and taking off to see/do something else....and leaving stuff behind. And a gag getting out of hand. Had the sword made up and with advanced technology, able to insert it into a large rock. Pressing a button on a ring released the sword from the stone, which I naturally had/kept. You'd need to put at least TWO TONS of effort in removing the sword from that rock. Thought of having a theme park with different legends being part of the attraction. Have it so only kids could pull the sword from the stone of course. THOUGHT I had left it in the middle of no where, but a few years passed before remembering it and of course, once someone saw it, they started passing the word about it. Of course, I had engraved (by laser) these words “He that who pulls this sword from this stone shall be crowned king”. By the time I remembered, some time had passed. I certainly didn't want to take the chance of jumping back in time and removing the sword because that would change history and something I didn't want trying to do.
As to Art getting the sword, that was an accident. When I arrived back to where I had left it, found a whole bunch of people having a fair. Yeah, he tried pulling it when his knight needed another sword and by co-incidence, I was adjusting the ring on my finger and must of pressed the release button some how. The rest is history...kind of/sort of, it just depends on whose version of history you believe in. As to his half sister Morgana, there was a scheming, self serving b*tch. Bangs her half brother Art just so she could get her hands on the throne via the son she gave birth to. And that kid was an obnoxious little pr*ck, though I figure laying most of the blame on her for that. I thought she was Affected in the beginning. As in having the ability to put people to sleep/drowsy and maybe mental telepathy, like a subtle form of mind control...as in these aren't the droids you're looking for kind of thing. She was really confused when her mental control didn't work, but then I had been dealing with Mothers people for a long time and they aren't the only intelligent species that have telepathy. But her sleep ability, yeah, that did work. As to her abilities, she (among others I've met in earlier times) was a mutant, not Affected like us which may explain why only some of us were Affected and not everyone.
B*tch stuck me in a small earthen chamber dug under a oak tree and felt like it was about a hundred years before I woke up. Man, I was confused when I did, especially finding my beard and hair were almost 4' in length, with my clothing rotting/in tatters. Which explains why I scared the snot out of a couple of peasants when I clawed my way out from under that tree stump. I was also starving, so after cleaning up, hit Amarillo Slims for a free meal. Yeah, the one that normally costs $100 if you can't eat the entire meal which starts off with a 5 pound steak. Shocked them when I complained how come I couldn't get a decent sized meal even in Texas....and ordered 2 more one pound T-bones to finish off. I didn't have a bowel movement for close to a week, my body totally devoured what ever I ate/drank. And of course, went to Hooters for their all you can eat wings for one price Tuesday sale. They lost money big time that day. Once my bodies need for food was satisfied, I most definitely needed A LOT of female companionship. Several Lara's walked bow legged for several days afterwards.
Since I couldn't change history, became Arts adviser, aka, Merlin. The last big fight Art had would of turned out differently, but I was sleeping at the time courtesy of Morgana. After the fight, went back to get my sword and the other 2 weapons with Caliburnus being thrown into a lake by one of the knights, where the Lady Of The Lake rose up and grabbed it just as it got near the waters surface. Yeah, it was The Mermaid and as payment, I did some looking around time wise and eventually found Atlantis, with her and Aquaman spending some time there. The weapons, Arts crown, the first round table and a few more things are stashed in a place only I can get to. Just wished I could of seen that b*tches face when she tried just picking up my “wizards staff” that V saw me use in London. After that A hole tried keeping my pitchfork when I was working as Satan, had it (the staff) modified (in the future) to where it would only work/respond to me because of my DNA, but it would also give that person a hell of a electrical shock when they even attempted to pick it up.
Some (I'm thinking women here) wonder if I ever married. I did...once. Met a red haired, Scottish lass back when Rome ruled the known world. Of course, I'm talking about our world/history. Some Romans were chasing her for “sport” when she came running into the small clearing where I was camped. I had just left Japan and hadn't changed clothes and one thing the Romans didn't expect was a man wearing something that to them, looked like a womans “dress or gown”. The girls name is Carstine and when she fell almost at my feet, she had the look of going from the frying pan into the fire when she saw me dressed as I was. Thought I'd have a few days of peace and quiet while doing a little fishing, camping and reading some stuff that Aristotle had given me. Didn't happen.
Well, heard her call to her Druid gods and she had quite a shocked look on her face when I told her to get behind me in Celtic. And of course, the Romans were also a bit surprised in hearing me speak in Celtic, especially considering the way I was dressed. The 7 of them made the mistake in thinking first they'd have their sport with me, that is, 2 of them sticking me with a couple of their spears while they were on horses. But I had my samurai sword which was not only made by Goro Nyudo Masamune, but it had a some metals not from this planet if you know what I mean as part of its build. Two down, 5 to go. And I did give them a chance to leave when I spoke to them in their own language. But of course, the leader of the group was some young snot nose, know nothing officer and felt the honor of Rome must be upheld after I just sliced 2 of Romes finest in half. So he tried having having 4 of them attack me with their swords. Man, felt sorry for these guys because they KNEW they didn't have a chance against me, so I cheated. Jumped to be behind snot nose and simply cut off his head. Scared the sh*t out of everyone when I did that. The remaining Romans/Carstine now KNEW I wasn't an ordinary mortal. I let the Romans keep their lives, but they had to leave everything other than their weapons/armor behind, which included everything but 1 horse, with me keeping the others, their supplies and what ever money they had on them, which really wasn't that much. But then, soldiers all over the world have never really been paid what they're worth/do. Let them keep 1 horse to carry bodies of the 2 soldiers I had killed, along with snot noses body.....but I kept snot noses head.
Carstine, well, she started carrying on how the gods not only existed, but would respond to ones plea for help. We went to her village which was maybe 2 dozen huts, with the people being farmers/sheep herders....and still filled with Roman soldiers who was showing their version of the new world order. So I called out to 5 of them who were busy ripping off a womans clothes/holding her down, saying this is what I think of the Rome empire and Emperor Claudius, then rubbed my head with my middle finger. Which basically told them that they, Rome and Claudius could suck my d*ck. REALLY big insult back then....this insult also happened to catch the attention of others in this centuriae, which is comprised of 80 men, ESPECIALLY when I threw snot noses head at these 5. Well, there HAD BEEN 80, except for the 3 I had already dealt with. I remember a saying you can't fix stupid. I do, by killing stupids. Darwins theory/evolution at its finest. Quick enough, soon there was only 70, then 60...well, you get the idea. When there was only 20 left, we struck a bargain....they were to leave this village and the surrounding area alone and never return. The village got to keep everything the living soldiers had but their weapons/armor.
Of course, the Romans did come back and were a bit pi$$ed seeing the heads of their former comrades stuck on a stake which defined the land the villagers claimed as theirs. Lot more heads got stuck on stakes at the end of that day. But afterwards, they never came back while I was there. Stayed with Carstine and lived in that village for 38 years. Thing is, as far as she was concerned, I was sent from the gods even though I might be from another time. Yeah, took her to here and now, one time and she couldn't wait to get back home. Considered everything around her to be either dirty to due pollution, etc. or insane because of the way people rushed in a frenzy. So we went back home and during that time, I never left her.
Considering how much I've learned about medicine/sanitation, I improved their lives/longevity. One thing about being thought as a “god/deity/messenger from the gods”, people won't screw with you, ESPECIALLY when they've seen you do things ordinary mortals can't. Additional wells got dug, small dams built to stop water flow damaging the hill sides, etc. And I had a sauna built, though most of the villagers thought I was building some sort of hell on earth thing when they first tried it. Ended up having several being built, some for men, others for the women. Changed the way babies were delivered/cared for, including doing a few “C” sections. Carstine learned a lot about medicine/sanitation from me, becoming the village healer, while I learned more about plant usage in treating wounds and sickness.
And that woman was scratching, biting, clawing redheaded demon from hell when a woman even tried getting me to take an interest in her. And yeah, we got formally married, something I never expected/thought of. Thought I'd hang around for a bit, then be on my way, but she was like a pollen laden flower and I was a pollen hungry bee. When we first met, she was 13 and married the day she turned 14. Of course, thru the years, she got older while I remained in my 30's. Thing is, as she got older, she knew I had never strayed and in later years, it was a comfort to both of us just to lay in bed together, holding back the blackness/uncertainty of death that we both knew that would eventually claim her. When she died, I was there and remember her final words: “until we meet again my love”. I didn't even have time to reply before she died. She's buried on a hillside which has a great view, no matter what time of the year it is. In her later years, Carstine had several women helping her and of course, being trained in medicine. They, along with others, didn't even bother in trying to get me interested in them because they knew how it was between us two. Couldn't stay there any more, so told the villagers I was leaving, gave away some things I had and left, never returning.
Well, that's my story and this is the end.
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Post by millwright on Jan 22, 2016 21:23:46 GMT -6
THE END? Noooooooo
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Post by willc453 on Jul 21, 2016 9:25:04 GMT -6
The Affected: Tale of Two Brothers Chapter 34 Damn.....thought a lot more time as in several cen....mmmm, years had passed since my last blog, but apparently, it hasn't. Been doing all this blogging from a bol that survived those 2 nuke wars I briefly mentioned. And that's the problem with time travel.....you just plain forget about the passing of time or should I say, lack of it? What am I talking about? It's been awhile at least to me, since my last blog, let's put it that way. I'm writing from what I call my super duper, secret lair of supreme, outrageous and decadent evilness. Hope it sounds really kind of sinister. If you want, I can have some women moaning in the background, complaining about my sexual debauchery with their bodies. Actually, it's just a couple of Lara's with me. Hell, would you believe that Hef actually asked me one time for tips? So took him and some of his lady friends into space where there's zero gravity. And yeah, got a place orbiting over the dark side of the moon. Then to the moon where there's some gravity. And no, no one knows where this place is as it's REALLY buried under the surface. Though no doubt, Mother knows about it....but at least she hasn't called me on the carpet about it. Not that I recall at least. Hey DW, sorry I startled/scared the snot of auntie when I came out of her kitchen closet/pantry thing the other day. Anyway, she was really confused not only that I came out of the closet/pantry, but seeing what was behind me....and it wasn't her canned goods either. Of course, I closed the door and jumped out of there pretty quick, so she wasn't hallucinating. Thing is, always wondered if maybe she snuck a few reefer seeds for you to work on unknowingly and maybe takes a puff or two from time to time when you're not around? Also, if she thinks she's losing her mind in forgetting what she had in there, I have to admit to borrowing a couple of fruit filled mason jars. The rhubarb/ strawberry was a bit tart (bitter?), but really liked the apple, followed by the blueberry. And no, I didn't steal her fruit jars either. First of all, I did return them nice and clean. I also left a walnut seed behind. While you can do your thing on it, the biggest you'll get is a walnut the size of your hand. However, your g,g,g,g, etc. granddaughter got them REALLY big. As to her door, it's not her door any more as I replaced it and the frame. With my time traveling/dimensional abilities, the door allows me to travel thru other doors I have at other places/times/dimensions. Saves me a lot of thinking when/where I want to go a lot of times. Even Brainiacs g,g, etc. grandkids have no idea how it works, though they've tried. Of course, being a kind of/sort of prepper, I've got lots and lots of these time/dimensional doors scattered everywhere. Oh yeah and they're booby trapped so if someone tries taking it apart.....boom. Or is it sssllllluuurrrppp as in who ever's with in so many feet get sucked into another dimension/world/time. Never was too good at physics. Of course, I am really, really good at biology when it comes to women. Not bragging, just stating the facts ma’am. Lara's know where they're at and when/if something bad happens, they'll inform a lot of people of the nearest one. And of course, if you want, you can always use it as a safe room. Yeah, I kind of modified the pantry walls, floor and ceiling too. Hope you don't mind. And no, guys, I've not only NEVER done it with a guy and no interest either. I couldn't tell you how many women I've slept with and each is different. I've done it so many times with so many women, I'm surprised I still have a d*ck. Maybe it's curiosity on my part in thinking each time I'll find something different....you know, like how Oriental women are suppose to have it sideways (they don't). Of course, there are a few planets where women have 3, 4 or 6 t*ts! My God, I really gave my tongue and hands a severe workout on those planets. And of course, then me having to dealing with cultural shock returning to planets where women only have 2. For awhile, thought all these women were deformed in the chest dept., but I adapted to their “handicap”. You know, making do with what “resources” are available. As for me, when not chasing/catching women in and getting them out of their skirts, gowns, animal skins, pantaloons, etc., I'd be visiting other worlds and worlds in other dimensions....like the one time I met God. Uh-oh, I can already hear religious people calling me a liar, blasphemer, if it was true; why wasn't I burning in hell, etc., etc. etc. More about that later. I'm sure many think L.A./Hollywood as THE party town in the U.S., if not the world. Not quite. Try Sodom and Gomorrah. Now those two towns could put on a party which NEVER ended and as to Admah, Zeboim and Bela, though near by distance wise, they weren't party towns compared to Sodom & Gomorrah. Those 2 towns put the D in debauchery, decadence, etc. I only spent a few months there till a couple of nut cases came around telling everyone they should change their ways, which didn't go over too well with the locals. But there was something about these 2, so did a little research. As to them being angels, that's unknown. I mean after all, if they were REALLY angels, why didn't they give me the ol' “God knows what you've been up to and you better change your ways” look/spiel. You know, like Mother has done more than once at which time, I had nothing to say because if you don't say anything, they can't hang you on anything said by you. As to S&G....how about both towns were on MAJOR earthquake fault lines and by co-incidence, they got hit by meteorites....a bunch of 'em. And big ones. Yeah, I watched it go....from a distance and after the video taping was done. Wasn't too sure about being turned into future package of Morton salt so wasn't taking chances. As a historian, I started a library awhile back. Well, it's not all books, scrolls, tablets, etc. either. It's basically the history of man. You would never believe the amount of knowledge that has been lost or only partially rediscovered. During the War Between The States (there was NOTHING civil about the Civil War), started off taking photos, being hired by northern photographers Mathew Brady along with Tim Sullivan, David Knox and E.T. (Edward Thompson) Whitney. Yeah, I called him E.T. and he never understood why I always smiled when I said his name. As for the southerners, it was George S. Cook, Robert M. Smith and J.D. (Jay Dearborn) Edwards and of course, I worked for myself, but not only using cameras of that period, but altered ones that were modern ones disguised to look like other period types in use. Of course, I did happen to cause some confusion with people with me being at several places, some times being at the same place/time. Explained we were identical triplets. I mean, if you're going to blow smoke, do it with style. It was also during this time period I worked as a medic, later as a doctor, then dentist. Since I've been around awhile, I've picked up a lot of medical knowledge from other people/time periods/worlds. Something as simple as washing my hands after surgery and ALWAYS having multiple sets of clean/sterile instruments made a HUGE difference. Other “doctors” thought this was ridiculous considering the cost of these additional instruments and of course, you couldn't die from something you couldn't see aka germs. Till they saw what was shown by my microscope which was of that time period. Of course, I got to meet Abraham Lincoln and there was a man with a good sense of humor. Thing is, if you ever get the chance to meet him, DON'T call him Abe as he's named after Abraham of Bible fame and felt it was being a little too familiar with such a famous persons name. Of course, having everyone think of him as Abe was a political trick. Made him laugh more than once by telling jokes that were old to me, but brand new to him. He of course, being a politician, would use them from time to time talking to others. As to living in the west, that was before and after the war and did a lot of odds and ends. Such as running a newspaper in Nevada just before the silver rush started. You'd think I'd check out the history of a place BEFORE going to that place/time, but.... Anyway, met Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain while we worked together at the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise newspaper. Did you know he could have been a multi millionaire, but got impatient and p*ssed away his opportunity by selling part of a claim he had to a couple of mine speculators? Ran into him a few years later and we got to swapping stories....can you guess what his next book was? It was A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthurs Court. Of course, he changed a few things vs what really happened back then, saying my story was simply too outlandish and nobody would believe it. I helped hunt mastodons back in the day before Europeans even discovered what's called the New World. Oh yeah, they existed until the early 1700's. Worked/lived with more than one native American tribe, including several which simply died off, were killed or absorbed into a stronger tribe. People like the cliff dwellers in New Mexico ended up leaving because of a very minor earthquake....which shifted several underground streams and pools of water to simply disappear. They were farmers more than anything and in the desert, water is life. No water, no life. Got kind of ticked when Theodosius I (last Roman Emperor) in 393 AD, decided to cancel the Olympic games. Had to wait until 1896 before getting to see them again. Of course, his plate was kind of full dealing with the Goths, which he never succeeded in conquering/controlling. But I did step in when he made Nicene Christianity the official state church and basically tossed all other religions to the wolves. And believe me, the “peace loving, turn the other cheek, Christians” wanted payback for being oppressed for so long. Couldn't stop the destruction’s of Temple of Apollo in Delphi, the Serapeum in Alexandria or dissolving of the Vestal Virgins in Rome because if I had, I'd of changed history. HOWEVER, I could photograph them and have them recreated on other worlds along with some of their followers. Not everyone was interested in becoming a member of this latest religious craze/following (Christianity). As to the virgins, oh yeah, I DEFINTELY rescued them, some of them going to another world along with others who wanted to keep/believe in their faith. In case you didn't know it, the Serapeum in Alexandria was what was called the daughter of the library of Alexandria which was the largest library in the world at that time. Made copies of all the items in these libraries and substituting them for the original articles, so when these libraries were burned down, all that was destroyed were good fakes. And librarians are good at keeping secrets. I explained/showed to them what was going to happen and they couldn't help me fast enough. Did my best to make sure they and their families weren't harmed when these places and contents were destroyed. Which why they and all of their children work for me at my library, with some Lara's too. And I have more than one, with them dealing with a certain time period of humanity. Along with knowledge, done my best to preserve wildlife. Like the mastodons I mentioned earlier, they're doing very well, along with the dodo bird, etc. There's another world I have filled with dinosaurs. I've got people working/studying them, but my places are more like forts as I want to preserve that world as it was before man came around. Which took some terra forming on the part of the tree people and others. I just went around talking to other beings on what I'd like to do and…... Baby brontosaurus's are a lot of fun to ride, but those stegosaurus’s are pain in the crack of my a$$ not just because of those spines on their backs, but their entire backbone is hard as a rock. Bet ya never saw a dinosaur with a wtf look on its face, but I have. Hardest to deal with was those raptors. Had to figure out which one was the dominant one in the pack WITHOUT being eaten or clawed. Once I figured that out, a few whacks with a 2x4 between their eyes quickly settled them all down who was really dominate. Ever hear of the Philosophizer Stone? In case you haven't, it was a “stone” that when it touched something else, it would turn it into solid gold. Of course, there has to be a “magic word” invoked to activate it. Yeah, I started the legend of King Midas.....by accident of course, just like Art and that sword of mine. Thing is, technology can be so advanced people can't understand how it even works, so it must be/like magic. Now when traveling to different worlds in our space or worlds in other dimensions, what's valuable in once place, is worthless in another. And of course, with my abilities, I can get what ever's cheap from one planet and jump it to another planet where it's valuable. Which is why I got my hands on the “stone” from another world.....actually, several of them, each with the ability to alter the molecular structure to the metal I needed such as copper, brass, platinum, etc. Problem was, I have a little over 2 dozen of these “stones” and while in the early Middle Ages, did my looking around and some how forgot it. When I realized I had misplaced it, it was too late as it had been used for awhile and of course, people gossip when someone suddenly starts throwing gold around like there's no end to it. But got it back, but this time they've all been modified so they only respond to my fingerprints. Even after all this time, I'm still an aircraft buff and have a large collection of aircraft from various times/worlds/dimensions....and a few space ships. If you're wondering, I am qualified to fly multi engine air/space craft which includes fighters and cargo types. And yes, I have several Millennium Hawks built based on those old Galaxy Wars movies. As to Lara's, I have no idea how many there are now. I mean, after all, I didn't want to be prejudiced against non humans...as in humans born/living/existing on other worlds/dimensions. And that includes those which people would call robots or androids. More about those ladies later. However, I am prejudiced in one way: ALL my space going craft are manned by my Lara's. Now one world I visited, it looked normal....as in being designed by humans. Couldn't believe how clean the city was....and quiet. In checking out a new planet/dimension, there were two ways of checking it out. One was from space and with a “telescope”, in my ship, I could see what was below me. The other was using a camera to see what was in/on/around that other world. After making sure nothing dangerous was around, I'd pop into that new world and start looking around, meaning heading for the nearest city, village, etc. via jumping. This time I decided to check out a farm instead. It all started when I came across 3 farmer daughters who were busy painting their house. Since I don't make hardly any noise jumping, I got to admire the view and it was one hell of a view I got of them in tight shorts and their bulging shirts tied under their breasts. One had black hair down to her shoulders, the next was a red head with hair to her a$$ and the other was blonde, also with long hair. T*t size varied accordingly, not that I was going to complain as I was busy in trying to figure out how to get them out of those hot, dirty, sweaty clothes.....you know, I was concerned about their personal hygiene. Didn't want those poor things catch a cold or anything like that. So I said, ladies, you look kind of hot, would it help if I got you some water to drink? And black says, look; he has facial hair and I'm thinking uh oh, this may not be good as I've been to worlds where it was illegal/violating religious taboos to have/not have facial hair, or worse yet, ANY kind of body hair. The 3 of them get off the ladders quick enough, then red says I look more thirsty than they as it is a hot day and would I like to come inside? Wasn't too sure if she meant something else with those 6 last words or not in the beginning, but later on.... Well, black was the first to get me in bed and thought I was doing well because she said she liked what I was doing. But then asked if I liked what she could/would do for me? Soon after she said that my replies were: Oh, yeah. That's great. I REALLY like that. GOD D*MN, KEEP DOING THAT!!! Well, I'm laying there exhausted and of course, being a gentleman, thanked her. She gets up (naked) and leaves the bedroom, but then red steps in, starts taking off her clothes, asking if I'm ready for her?! WTF?! I mean, my name's Ben, not Super Stud....however, there was always ganja. I mean, what kind of gentlemanly/interplanetary/dimensional traveler would I be if I disappointed such a lady so quickly? I've slept in a lot of “beds” from just doing it in knee high grass to a floating pentagonal designed bed that a magic user had created. Asked if I could use the bath-room first and she looked surprised and said it must be a biological function she hadn't been instructed about, but she'd be ready when I came out. Sh*t, didn't head for the bathroom right off the bat as it was poetry in motion as she stripped and when she saw me watching her, did it slowly! Well, the bathroom was a surprise....toilet's mounted on the wall and somewhere in height between my belly button and chest?! Fortunately there was sensor in the toilet and as I got close, it lowered to much more manageable height. Not that I was going to use it of course...at least right then. Jumped to get some ganja, rested while waiting for it kick in, then jumped back shortly after I had jumped out of the bathroom to begin with. Game on ladies. Then it was blondie peering thru the keyhole and listening to what red & I were doing, but this time the ganja was working. I used the bathroom a lot just to get some rest before once again, going into the breech so to speak once again. I did those 3 ladies FOUR TIMES EACH and they were still wanting more, till I told them I had enough and needed something to eat. Tired my a$$....I was exhausted. Well, they fed me ala scantily clothed and of course, wanted to know more about me while feeding me. Told them that I had grown up alone and then it was wanting to know if there were more like me. Since I'm the only time travelin', dimensional traveler that I know of, told them there was only me. You know, trying to uphold the Boy Scout rule of telling the truth. They looked so disappointed, but perked up when I said if they wanted me to, I could spend another day or even two before going to see the big city. Was there for 3 days using ganja on a regular basis.....with me getting a lot of time in the “bath-room”. I just couldn't believe it, these women so so damn eager to please, OUTSTANDING sex, clean house, they knew how to repair basically everything, great cooks....a man's ideal wife. But since they never brought up the subject of marriage, I wasn't going to either. Besides, at this point I had been once and that was enough. The 3 of them wanted to take me into town, as in you know, we're MILES from town. But it was more to keep an eye on me, keep me company and any other woman from getting their hands on me was the real reason. Once out of sight of them, started making small jumps and quick enough, another farm. After that delay, there was another farm. Took me a month to actually get to the outskirts of town. Thank God I've ALWAYS had a large amount of ganja stored. This was due to my prepper thinking/training you understand. Well, here comes a long haired red head in a car, offering me a ride, which being a gentleman, didn't refuse. After all, she was wearing my countries colors which were actually the colors of some sports team which seemed a mixture of lacrosse and foot/basketball. And learned that with her being a big city girl, she knew a few tricks the farm girls didn't....and add to the fact, her car seats not only layed down, there was more than enough room for us to do it in, but in a WHOLE lot of different positions. She wanted to give me her phone number, but told her I didn't have a phone, so she gave me a spare. Thing is, she almost had me when she did this because she was leaning out/over the car door and it was like I was at the edge of the Grand Canyon and looking down.....one hell of a view. But, reminded myself I was there in search of scientific knowledge...you know, to increases man's knowledge and how different cultures were. Not many people on the street and what surprised me there being more women than men....not that I was complaining as there wasn't an ugly or fat woman in the bunch. Then saw 3 women walking towards me and one's dressed like Little Red Riding Hood?! I, being appreciative of such beauty, gave out a low howl and tried singing that line: hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. Everything a big, bad wolf could want, giving a (to me) low whistle at the end. Not only did those 3 stop, but so did everyone on the street! My 3 came up to me and asked if I found them attractive and being a gentleman, I said hell yes and before I knew it, quickly had 6 hands touching/ stroking me....everywhere and asking where I was from, were there any more, etc. I being Boy Scout truthful, said as far as I know, I'm the only one and just got into town. What bothered me was there were about 3 dozen people also trying to get close to me and touch me like I wasn't real. This is included guys (?!), but when I told them I wasn't that way, they simply turned and walked away. Asked if I had time for something, a word I wasn't familiar with and so I said show me. This is when I found out this was a VERY civilized world with rental bedrooms available everywhere! People had decided when they wanted to have sex, they didn't want to do it in some closet at work, on a xerox machine, alley way, etc. Give some dignity to the act, something I immensely/totally approved of. They pooled their money to rent the bedroom and I dealt with them one at a time and they left satisfied and thought that would be the end of it. No. There were 3 female cops and of course, I did my best to show my appreciation and support of law enforcement as best as I could. Thank God these places had a small shower because by the 12th women, I was tuckered out. Again. Thing was, there were at least 100 women waiting for me outside? Time to leave and get some peace and quiet. Now I ended up spending some nights with those first 3 ladies and lady cops, but the day WAS MINE. More than once, I'd have to leave that planet just to get some rest and believe me, Lara's were kind of surprised when I didn't give my usual piratey warning cry of: aaarrrgggg, prepare to be boarded! I, of course, in the interest of learning more about this world and its culture, I had to travel to other cities, which kind of surprised me in there not being many of them.
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Post by willc453 on Jul 21, 2016 9:28:18 GMT -6
Big city girl and local cops
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