ydderf2
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Post by ydderf2 on Jun 11, 2022 9:55:53 GMT -6
Thanks. For the cliff and the rest of your story.
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 12, 2022 8:17:21 GMT -6
The 5 men were laying under some low hanging brush. One was watching through a pair of binoculars and was saying something to the other 4. They all started making some lewd gestures and that was all that Clint needed. He was thinking of how to engage 5 men when he saw something.
Right above the 5 men, hanging from the brush was a huge bees nest. Watching closely, Clint saw yellow jacket bees entering and leaving the nest and he smiled as he picked up a fist sized rock. He knew yellow jacket bees were nasty when their nest was disturbed and they stung over and over because they didn't lose their stingers like other bees when they stung. From 30 feet away, he carefully aimed the rock and threw it at the bees nest. His aim was perfect and the hive was broke in two and 10,000 bees came boiling out looking for the enemy. The 5 men became the object of their anger and screams of pain soon filled the air as the men dropped their weapons and started slapping at the bees on them.
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Post by gipsy on Jun 12, 2022 9:15:28 GMT -6
Now that is a nice distraction.
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Post by ydderf2 on Jun 12, 2022 18:31:29 GMT -6
A nice mental picture Thanks
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Post by bluefox2 on Jun 12, 2022 18:40:55 GMT -6
With luck at least one or two of those guys will be allergic to bee stings. even if not, that many stings will likely kill some of them.
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Post by texican on Jun 12, 2022 21:11:28 GMT -6
Was walk thru the woods when I was a teenager and just taped a hornet's nest with my head and the hornets came out looking for a fight. I took off before they could zero in on me, but still got a couple of hits. Glad I am not allergic to bee and hornet stinks.
Did get nailed in the left hand clearing out a fence row by a bumble bee and the hand did swell up but a wade of chewed tobacco took care of the problem.
Texican....
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 13, 2022 5:42:44 GMT -6
Thankfully the men ran away from where Clint was, slapping at the swarm of bees attacking them. The bees were letting scent at each sting which caused all the other bees to home in. Imagine 10,000 tiny dive bombers after the men. It didn't take long for the men's faces to be covered with stings and the bees were working their way under their clothes.
He heard their screams of pain as Clint dashed to Leah who was crouched down with her rifle. Reaching her, he told her what was going on. They could hear the screams that now sounded like it was coming from one place. Clint figured the men could no longer run due to the amount of stings they had received.
He had Leah wait and watch from the cabin while he made a circuit around the farm, looking for any other people. Finding none, he returned to the cabin. They no longer heard any screams. Clint waited another hour and then said he was going to check things out. Leah insisted on going along. Donning their backpacks and checking their rifles, they carefully headed towards the last sounds of the men.
Clint could see 5 bodies lying on the ground, barely moving and only an occasional moan coming from them. He came in on them from the side so as to avoid being in the flight path of any bees heading back to their destroyed nest. They stopped 20 feet away and watched, seeing no bees Clint had Leah cover the men with her rifle while he moved in to check them.
The 5 M4s would be back where the bees attacked them and Clint would wait a day or 2 before getting them, to allow the bees to calm down. He also found 2 holstered pistols and tossed them aside. Rolling them over to check for more weapons, he found several knives and 2 hand grenades. All 5 men looked like something out of a sci fi movie with all the swollen bumps from bee stings. Picking the man that seemed the most coherent, he asked who they were. The man looked towards Clint's voice with unseeing eyes, blind from the bee stings to his eyes.
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Post by udwe on Jun 13, 2022 17:52:21 GMT -6
Wow! I've been stung a few times by wasps and they hurt like the dickens!
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Post by solo on Jun 15, 2022 9:01:11 GMT -6
Hornets can be your best friend. Or not....
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Post by ydderf2 on Jun 15, 2022 10:35:53 GMT -6
Thanks
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Post by phwoarchild on Jun 16, 2022 6:04:06 GMT -6
Me and my brother stepped into a yellowjacket nest while in the woods by our house. I was 7, he was 6. I wound up in the ER with my face all puffed up. My brother, just welts. My mom had to shake the yellowjackets out of his shirt and shorts. I grew out of the allegry in time.
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 18, 2022 8:44:43 GMT -6
Clint started questioning the men. When searching them, he had found several Korans. He saw patches on their uniforms, MOA. It stood for Muslims of Allah. They had been out on a long range patrol from their base in New York City, looking for anything and everything. Very few people had survived the asteroid disease and even fewer of them were women. It was 1 woman for every 100 men now.
They wanted Leah because she was a woman. They had not been with a woman in 5 years. The couple of women that had been found, the leaders had taken them, saying Allah had commanded them to take those women as theirs.
Clint whispered something in Leah's ear and she took off to the cabin and soon returned with a jar. He unscrewed the lid and the aroma reached the muslims – lard! He told the 5 men that he knew how to fight scum like them as he spread lard on each of them. They were screaming in terror. He took one of the pistols he had found on them and put a bullet into each of their heads. While Leah stood guard, he dragged the bodies to a nearby cliff and tossed them over.
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 18, 2022 10:20:05 GMT -6
He was sitting on the porch steps with Leah. Most of the people killed from the disease and he still couldn't live in peace and quiet. There were 3 groups of people – the US officials, the Free America and now the Muslims of Allah. Two groups of them had been proven to be hostile to them.
He didn't think the MOA equipment had tracking chips in them, so they retrieved the M4s and the pistols and ammo. He had watched videos on the M4s before SHTF so he was able to explain its operation to Leah. The grenades were placed near the door. When outside they always had at least a pistol on them and a M4 near them as they worked.
It slowed them down in their work but better safe than sorry, or dead. Their garden did good and they were able to preserve a lot of food. In a few weeks it would be cool enough to start butchering 1 pig at a time. They would preserve the meat by salting and smoking. They hoped to get a couple of deer too.
By late fall, they had not seen any other sign of people. Winter was fast approaching, the geese flocks overhead were flying south and the squirrels were storing nuts like they were in warp drive. Clint and Leah had been doing everything they could for winter. Their food and firewood was as ready as they could be. This winter hit with a vengeance.
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 18, 2022 13:25:49 GMT -6
The 1st storm system rolled in on Dec 1. The temperature was 28F and the system rolled up from the Gulf loaded with moisture. It had been dropping as rain in the warmer areas but in their area it was snow. They had woke up, tended the animals and by 9AM the snow started. Big, heavy, wet flakes that built up fast. It didn't take long for them to have 14 inches of snow. Clint had kept a path to the animals shoveled during the day. Normally an Appalachia winter would get several inches of snow, then melt quickly afterward. Not this winter. It was a storm every few weeks and the temperatures stayed down below freezing so there was no melt off. Before spring came, they had gotten a total of 4 feet of snow.
With all the physical work they had been doing, Leah had dropped to 200 pounds. The snow and ice had stopped them from going out much. By spring, Leah started gaining some weight again. It wasn't from lack of work but due to all the physical closeness they had over the winter.
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Post by gipsy on Jun 18, 2022 13:41:31 GMT -6
"physical closeness" ?
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 18, 2022 14:09:06 GMT -6
According to iamnobody's dictionary
physical closeness = physical intimacy = sex
its been over 6 years so I have forgotten what it is and what it is called
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Post by texican on Jun 18, 2022 14:43:09 GMT -6
According to iamnobody's dictionary physical closeness = physical intimacy = sex
its been over 6 years so I have forgotten what it is and what it is called iam, Guys never forget, but may be rusty. It's like riding a bike. You just have to climb on and get peddling. Texican....
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Post by CountryGuy on Jun 18, 2022 15:51:10 GMT -6
Bump them uglies...
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 18, 2022 17:34:31 GMT -6
I'm waiting for a committed relationship with a woman. I don't do pump'em and dump'em. I am offered fun time by women as young as 20, looking for a notch on her bed post for an old man, and as old as a 70 year old looking for a younger man. As a Christian, that's not for me. 1/2 of the women offering are married, with a big ring on their finger. After my wife died and I found out about her adulteries, I had the urge to throw up, knowing I had put my private part into a cesspool.
I would rather stay celibate.
What other people do is between them and God.
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Post by phwoarchild on Jun 19, 2022 5:43:02 GMT -6
I have been a widower since 2014. I started dating in 2017 and have pretty much stayed with one that is decent for the past 4 years. She likes cars, guns, tattoos and stuff like that. When I first started dating, I quickly adopted an MGTOW attitude. Which is Men Going Their Own Way. It is quite enlightening.
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 19, 2022 7:51:45 GMT -6
With it warming up, they were able to start working outside. It was mid April before the last of the snow melted from the shady areas. Leah would do work but he made sure she didn't overdo it and he kept her from doing the heavy stuff. Lots of garden work, the hens were leading around several batches of chicks and the hog was big, ready to deliver piglets in the near future.
They figured Leah's due date was the beginning of July. They both were reviewing everything they could on childbirth, knowing that any problems could be life threatening. By mid June, Leah felt like she did when she weighed 400 pounds. Clint reassured her that she looked fantastic and gave her lots of attention.
July 2 and Clint had barely fell asleep when Leah woke him up, saying it was time. Time for what? The baby, her water just broke. Clint was wide awake now.
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 19, 2022 9:27:34 GMT -6
Well, after they both got their heartbeats slowed down, the childbirth went normal and soon Clint laid their daughter on Leah's chest. Leah said she is beautiful and Clint said you are both beautiful. They decided to name her Loraine. Soon the baby was nursing and then both mom and baby were napping. They had made some cloth diapers and baby clothing in the months before the birth. No more disposable diapers now.
Thankfully, Loraine was sleeping at night except for feedings. Leah was doing fine and he was a proud papa. One day Clint was working in the garden while Leah and baby were on the porch, taking advantage of the shade. He looked up to see 3 men step into view out of the forest.
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Post by texican on Jun 19, 2022 16:01:19 GMT -6
He looked up to see 3 men step into view out of the forest.God or bad? iam will reveal, maybe? Texican....
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 26, 2022 14:55:21 GMT -6
Clint went on alert and raised his M4 partway but not the full way, since none of the 3 men had their guns up. Leah hurriedly went inside the cabin, taking the baby with her. He knew she would be looking out the other windows, checking for any other people.
1 of the men raised his arm in greeting as they slung their rifles over their shoulders. Clint didn't sling his rifle but also didn's point it at them. They approached him and stopped 20 feet away. They said they were members of Free America and were out seeing if they found any people in this direction, they had only found 2 other people in their travels.
Clint told them he had only seen 6 other people and they were all dead because they had tried to hurt him and his. The 3 men assured him they were not here to hurt him or the woman poking a gun barrel out the window in their direction. Clint laughed and waved the stand down signal to Leah while telling the men she was a crack shot.
Clint explained the first was a downed US military pilot and was getting all tyranny on them. One of the men said they remembered their pilot saying a downed a US jet a while back. Clint talked of the 5 men of Muslims of America. The 3 men said their base had been attacked several times by the MOA.
Clint asked them how many people were alive after the asteroid and was told that in a several hundred mile radius, they had only found 10 people alive. Clint's brain tried absorbing that fact of how many people had died.
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Post by iamnobody on Jun 27, 2022 8:27:49 GMT -6
The 3 men said that they would like to use Clint's place as a way point for their forces, that they would store supplies there for their troops to resupply with. He told them he would talk with his wife, as 6 of the 6 men before them had turned out to be intending evil. They understood his concerns and asked if they could camp out overnight on his place, to which he agreed, provided they kept to the edge of his fields.
The men moved to the far edge and set up a quick camp. Clint had moved to the cabin porch and Leah came out and joined him, both watching the men. He filled her in on who they were and what they wanted to do. The men were being careful in their setup, not destroying things as they worked. Later Clint went down and told the men that just 1 of them could come up and pump water for their use. During the night, Clint and Leah took turns staying awake.
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