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Post by 223shootersc on Jan 20, 2022 22:32:40 GMT -6
Maybe Bob will cash in on the Trifecta!!!
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 21, 2022 11:10:42 GMT -6
Bob stepped out from under the pine trees and stopped about 20 feet in back of the 2 men and the woman. The 1st words out of his mouth was “well, well, well”. The 3 spun around and saw a big person in the dark and holding a gun. They all raised their hands and the preacher said they had no money nor any food. Bob said he wasn't after any of that – Preacher. He spat the word preacher out. The preacher asked if he knew him, trying to squint to see into the dark. Bob said that it was from years ago – when you had sex with my adulteress wife.
A terrified look came into the preacher's eyes and then was covered up. He said welcome brother Bob. Its been a long time since I last saw you, how have you been? Bob said he had been looking forward to seeing the preacher again – when there wasn't 5 TV security people to pull him off the preacher. The preacher said “now brother Bob, you know God's word says that vengeance is mine saith the Lord”. Bob said he was right, that he wasn't here to seek vengeance, the preacher relaxed. Then Bob said he was here to seek justice and the preacher's face went pale in the headlights.
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Post by NCWEBNUT on Jan 21, 2022 11:14:07 GMT -6
Alright Clifford stop that funny business, get on with it. LOL
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 21, 2022 12:29:00 GMT -6
Bob told the 3 of them that he would hate it if they ran out on him before he was done talking with them, so he wants them to drop their pants so it is down around their ankles. They stare at him in disbelief so he motions at each one with his shotgun. 3 sets of pants drop around their ankles.
He looks at President Doolittle and comments that he would of never suspected her as being a Victoria's Secrets woman. Dr Fumble had a neon pink thong on. Then he saw the preacher was wearing women's underwear. Bob had a fit of laughter at that which made the preacher mad and made a move towards Bob. His pants around his ankles caused him to fall in the mud. As he went to get up, the preacher found a shotgun muzzle under his nose. Bob told them he had questions and they WOULD answer him.
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 22, 2022 10:53:53 GMT -6
The roads were always empty nowadays so Bob spent a long time with the 3 of them asking many questions. He learned much. There was some attempted refusal but the placing of the shotgun muzzle against their private parts quickly gained their cooperation. He learned of plans and locations of enemy forces.
The preacher kept calling him “brother Bob” but was corrected. Bob told him he was not the preacher's brother. That the preacher was of his father, the devil, and Bob was a servant of the Lord Jesus Christ, so there was no way they could be brothers.
Bob lined up the 3 of them in the road. They protested that Bob couldn't just kill them. They offered him all kinds of rewards to let them go. Bob told them he was not for sale. He smelled feces as at least one of them manured their underwear and there were 3 streams of urine flowing down their legs. Bob raised his 11-87 and fired 3 times in about 1 ½ seconds, 10 pellets of 000 buckshot shredding their chests.
He left their bodies lay in the middle of the road as he moved to search the car they had been in. Inside the car he found 3 briefcases filled with many documents and a total of 90 gold US Eagles and 150 silver US Eagles. Using the keys, he opened the car trunk. As the trunk opened, it revealed a trussed and gagged person.
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Post by gipsy on Jan 22, 2022 10:58:52 GMT -6
So cliff has appesred
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 22, 2022 13:38:32 GMT -6
Bob pulls the man out and cuts the bonds with his penknife. The man is rubbing his wrists and ankles to restore blood circulation. Bob is watching him from 20 feet away. He sees a man about 5ft 6 inches tall and kind of overweight. It is apparent that the man has lost weight due to his clothes hanging loosely on him. The man still looks to weigh about 200 pounds.
When the man stopped rubbing his wrists, Bob started asking questions. His name – John. Why was he a prisoner – because he had been outspoken about the evil taking place. How long had he been a prisoner – several months.
Bob told the man to come along with him and since Bob had the shotgun, he complied. They walked past the bodies laying in the road. John stopped and looked at them, then kicked each one in the head and continued to walk with Bob.
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Post by ydderf on Jan 22, 2022 15:09:46 GMT -6
The world still continues and there will be little change.
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 23, 2022 12:41:15 GMT -6
It took Bob and John 2 weeks to make it back to the cabin. Bob had taken a roundabout way and it seemed like it had paid off. They saw only 2 FEMANAZI patrols the 1st 2 days, then nothing. The Chinese troops were in hiding. The Russian missile strikes had wiped a lot of them out and the remaining ones were in hiding as they tried making their way back to boats to leave the US.
Bob and John had talked a lot during their trip. As they neared the cabin, Bob slowed his pace even more. He took the time to circle the cabin twice to check for enemy.. He spotted some sign but saw no one.
He eased up to the cabin with his 11-87 shotgun at the ready, the muzzle tracking in front of him. Slowly up onto the porch so none of the boards creaked. Inching to the door, he can hear some voices inside. Shoving the door open, Bob is inside and steps to the side, his shotgun tracking everyone inside. Uncle is sipping a tea, the children are finishing their meal. Beth is looking at him and blurts out “you're alive?” then her face pales as Bob's shotgun muzzle remains on her and she is looking down the enormous hole the barrel looks like. Bob's eyes fix upon hers and her whole body starts trembling.
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Post by gipsy on Jan 23, 2022 12:46:29 GMT -6
We have the spy
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Post by danielsga01 on Jan 23, 2022 14:50:42 GMT -6
and most likely her husband which is why she was the spy all along
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Post by kaijafon on Jan 23, 2022 17:59:17 GMT -6
*refresh *refresh *refresh
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Post by sniper69 on Jan 24, 2022 8:43:08 GMT -6
*refresh *refresh *refresh I'm with you. Hanging on to the cliff and hitting refresh. iamnobody- I keep hearing the voice of Paul Harvey saying "...and now for the rest of the story..."
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 24, 2022 9:27:51 GMT -6
*refresh *refresh *refresh I'm with you. Hanging on to the cliff and hitting refresh. iamnobody- I keep hearing the voice of Paul Harvey saying "...and now for the rest of the story..." Everyone keeps talking about Clifford.
Maybe I should do one called Clifford's Story. lolol
I am working on a segment to get you all off the cliff.
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 24, 2022 12:05:49 GMT -6
Uncle jumped to his feet, grabbing his shotgun, yelling “what's going on!” Not taking his eyes or shotgun muzzle off Beth, Bob said that his trip to the town had been told to the enemy and that Beth was the spy that leaked the info.
Looking at Beth, Bob asked “why?”. She was barely able to stand upright from trembling. Bob's eyes were hard and filled with hate. Beth's pants were soaked from her wetting herself and everyone in the cabin could smell the urine. Bob's finger was on the trigger and she knew he was just a heartbeat away from squeezing the trigger.
The 3 children were huddled behind uncle and crying and hugging each other. Bob again asked why and she started speaking. She had been sent here to spy on Bob and the local area. She had been giving messages to the enemy on almost a daily basis, meeting the guy in the brush or passing notes. Beth saw Bob's finger quivering on the trigger.
That everything had almost been ruined when they captured Laura so Beth had to attack her to throw suspicion off. Beth told of following Bob into the brush that day and keeping him there so the Chinese soldier had time to kill Laura. Bob's eyes were stone cold as he said that she was just pretending to be interested in him then. Beth said that she would of done anything to accomplish her task, she had sex regularly with the guy she was passing info to.
Bob said that she was just after the reward for him then. She said no and Bob asked why then. Her husband really wasn't dead. He was captured and being held prisoner. If she didn't do the spying on Bob, her husband would be killed. Beth was crying and said that she had failed and he would be killed.
Without taking his eyes or shotgun muzzle off Beth, Bob yelled “come on in John.” John came in the door and all 3 children screamed DAD! and ran to him. Beth is staring in disbelief as John walked up to her. She asked him if he had heard everything she had done, to which he nodded yes. Beth collapsed at his feet, hugging his legs, begging forgiveness. Bob told them they could eat and stay the night but would have to leave in the morning.
Next morning John and his family were ready to leave. They had been given food and supplies. Bob was stone faced as he watched. Each of the children came and gave him a hug, Dillon tugged him down so he could hug Bob around the neck. John shook hands with John and pressed a pouch of the silver US Eagles he had found in the car, into John's hand.
As the family went out the gate and down the road, they heard pounding and looked back to see Bob putting up a BIG sign with GIANT letters – NO WOMEN ALLOWED! The sign was readable from 100 yards away. Bob was thinking how close he had come to sinning and unknowingly commuting adultery with a married woman. Beth gave a silent sob as she knew that with his past, what she had done probably finished turning his heart to stone.
Uncle saw the sign and the look on Bob's face. Uncle rook him by the arm and guided him back to the porch and into a rocking chair. Getting 2 cups of tea, he gave 1 to Bob and joined him in another rocker. Both of them sat there and rocked for hours, watching the birds fluttering tree to tree.
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Post by NCWEBNUT on Jan 24, 2022 13:29:29 GMT -6
Bob is a full fledged member of the Our gang women haters club.
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Post by udwe on Jan 24, 2022 15:12:57 GMT -6
Wow! What a story. Am really surprised he didn't shoot her, but had probably figured out that John was her husband.
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Post by texican on Jan 24, 2022 20:14:51 GMT -6
Yep, the only luck that Bob has had with women is just bad luck. When will the next woman show up: iam? Texican....
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 24, 2022 20:55:59 GMT -6
Yep, the only luck that Bob has had with women is just bad luck. When will the next woman show up: iam? Texican.... Maybe Bob was on the old Hee Haw show with the guys who sang "if it wasn't for bad luck, he'd have no luck at all"
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Post by iamnobody on Jan 25, 2022 13:30:08 GMT -6
Toward evening Bob spoke and told uncle about killing Doolittle, Fumble and the preacher. Bob gave the gold US Eagles to uncle to put away. They spoke at length about what may happen now. That evening, shortwave radio was abuzz with the news. Reports of a lot of the remaining high level people running for hiding places.
The next morning after chores, Bob told uncle he would be out in the brush for a while looking for enemy. He wasn't sure how long he would be out. Bob packed up some supplies and ammo and left towards evening.
Over the weeks reports were abounding of a lone man waging war on the FEMANAZI. Dead FEMANAZI bodies were hanging along roads and streets everywhere. FEMANAZI were living in terror now, added to the fact that they were no longer getting paid. The reports of the lone man's war encouraged people all over the country to rise up in rebellion.
After months of fighting, the FEMANAZI were destroyed. Other countries had stayed out after they saw the stamina and determination of the people in rooting out the evil. The people not only went after the FEMANAZI, but also corrupt politicians and people in all levels of government. From the Federal level to the local township and villages, elected or appointed, the evil was removed.
Within a year, Presidential elections were held. Not many candidates ran since there was no longer money being made from corruption.
Word had been spread that Bob had been the lone man waging the ruthless war and people were asking him to be President. He turned them down and went back to his old warehouse job. Women were constantly throwing themselves at Bob but he just stared at them with cold eyes. Many wanted to trap him with a child so that they could be associated with his fame but none of them were successful in catching his eye. Word leaked out on how past women had ruined him.
Years later uncle died of old age and Bob inherited the cabin and property. He continued to have supplies stored for any future SHTF. Bob eventually died of at age 95 with no children. He willed the property to a neighbor who had a wife and children. He was buried next to uncle on the property.
THE END
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Post by cavsgt on Jan 25, 2022 17:47:27 GMT -6
Thank You
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Post by 9idrr on Jan 25, 2022 19:01:21 GMT -6
Thanks. How soon before we get another story? ;^)
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Post by steamroller on Jan 25, 2022 19:21:21 GMT -6
Thank you, very enjoyable story.
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Post by udwe on Jan 25, 2022 20:46:24 GMT -6
Thank you, great story!
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Post by kansasterri on Jan 26, 2022 9:26:12 GMT -6
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!
Thank you very much
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