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Post by papaof2 on Oct 18, 2021 1:45:30 GMT -6
Stolen from Facebook
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all ofthis? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
ls this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
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Post by 9idrr on Oct 18, 2021 19:52:32 GMT -6
Can I hunt over bait and just take the first one I see on the re-election trail?
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Post by papaof2 on Oct 18, 2021 21:54:19 GMT -6
You'll need to read the complete Medicare Part G document - I think it's about 3006 pages - for the details.
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