Post by papaof2 on Aug 14, 2021 21:16:59 GMT -6
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon.
"A bacon tree! We're saved!" he yells.
He runs to the tree and is shot dead.
It wasn't a bacon tree: it was a ham bush.
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Science and basketball.
You can sweat on each other for 48 minutes, breathe in each others' faces and all handle the same ball, but you better wear a mask on the bench and you can't meet the opposing team at half court after the game to shake hands.
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What are your plans for today?
A friend and I are going to get new glasses.
And after that?
After that, we'll see.
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Did you hear about the latest shortage?
Circuses are struggling to find clowns as all the best prospects are going into politics.
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"A bacon tree! We're saved!" he yells.
He runs to the tree and is shot dead.
It wasn't a bacon tree: it was a ham bush.
======
Science and basketball.
You can sweat on each other for 48 minutes, breathe in each others' faces and all handle the same ball, but you better wear a mask on the bench and you can't meet the opposing team at half court after the game to shake hands.
======
What are your plans for today?
A friend and I are going to get new glasses.
And after that?
After that, we'll see.
======
Did you hear about the latest shortage?
Circuses are struggling to find clowns as all the best prospects are going into politics.
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