|
Post by willc453 on Dec 10, 2020 20:37:19 GMT -6
Me to Santa: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas that will grant my every wish.
Santa: Come on, be realistic!
Me: Okay, just make Joe Biden and Harris tell the truth and be honorable people
Santa: What color do you want the Unicorn to be?
|
|
|
Post by papaof2 on Dec 10, 2020 21:07:52 GMT -6
I asked something similar when Obummer was elected. My unicorn is purple with green polka dots - and not that great at granting wishes. The last time I asked for ice cream, we got a half inch of freezing rain and a quart of half-and-half.
|
|