Post by willc453 on Oct 15, 2020 19:41:10 GMT -6
If not appropriate, delete 'em please.
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There once was a man named O'Doul
who saw little red spots on his tool
His doctor, a cynic,
said get out of my clinic
and wipe off that lipstick you fool!
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There once was a fellow named McSweeny
who spilled some gin on his weenie.
Just to be couth, he added vermouth
and slipped his girlfriend a martini.
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There was an old hooker pulling tricks
who at one time could handle five dicks.
One day she did cry as she pulled out her glass eye,
tell the boys I can now take six!
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There once was a barmaid from Vale.
Tattooed on her chest was the price of ale.
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in Braille.
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There once was a maid from Madras
who had her a pretty young ass.
Not pretty and pink as you might think.
But was grey, had long ears and ate grass.
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The young lass I brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of bright blue eyes.
Her breasts, which were so well kept,
were what I'd expect.
But her penis was quite a surprise.
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The President's loud protestation
on his fall from his intern's temptation:
"This affair is still moral, as long as it's oral.
Straight screwing I save for the nation".
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There was a young lady from Kew,
who said as the Bishop withdrew:
Oh, the Vicar is quicker and thicker and slicker
and four inches longer than you.
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A lady once triplets begat,
named Pat, Nat and Tat.
Though it was fun breeding,
the trouble was feeding,
cause there was no tit for Tat.
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There once was a man named O'Doul
who saw little red spots on his tool
His doctor, a cynic,
said get out of my clinic
and wipe off that lipstick you fool!
--------------------
There once was a fellow named McSweeny
who spilled some gin on his weenie.
Just to be couth, he added vermouth
and slipped his girlfriend a martini.
-------------------
There was an old hooker pulling tricks
who at one time could handle five dicks.
One day she did cry as she pulled out her glass eye,
tell the boys I can now take six!
--------------------
There once was a barmaid from Vale.
Tattooed on her chest was the price of ale.
And on her behind, for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in Braille.
---------------------
There once was a maid from Madras
who had her a pretty young ass.
Not pretty and pink as you might think.
But was grey, had long ears and ate grass.
-----------------
The young lass I brought home was a prize,
with an alluring set of bright blue eyes.
Her breasts, which were so well kept,
were what I'd expect.
But her penis was quite a surprise.
------------------
The President's loud protestation
on his fall from his intern's temptation:
"This affair is still moral, as long as it's oral.
Straight screwing I save for the nation".
------------
There was a young lady from Kew,
who said as the Bishop withdrew:
Oh, the Vicar is quicker and thicker and slicker
and four inches longer than you.
-------------------
A lady once triplets begat,
named Pat, Nat and Tat.
Though it was fun breeding,
the trouble was feeding,
cause there was no tit for Tat.