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Post by gipsy on Nov 30, 2023 18:27:31 GMT -6
He needs a bigger gun
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Post by feralferret on Nov 30, 2023 19:09:12 GMT -6
That's just his fallback weapon. He has the missile launchers mounted on the sleigh.
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Post by gipsy on Nov 30, 2023 20:33:52 GMT -6
Twin 50s might be a better choice.
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Post by gipsy on Nov 30, 2023 20:38:17 GMT -6
This might be a better choice also
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Post by gipsy on Nov 30, 2023 20:39:17 GMT -6
Can you imagine the screams from the green haired progressives over this?
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Post by gipsy on Dec 4, 2023 7:59:22 GMT -6
Another guess for the weekend.
"Teen boy among at least 11 shot in weekend gun violence across city, police say"
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Post by gipsy on Dec 9, 2023 9:17:05 GMT -6
Just counting headlines 8 and 1
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Post by gipsy on Dec 10, 2023 13:43:50 GMT -6
Sun afternoon 18 and 4
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Post by gipsy on Dec 17, 2023 20:22:56 GMT -6
Sun eve 18 and 1
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Post by feralferret on Dec 17, 2023 21:26:48 GMT -6
Lowest kill ratio I remember seeing so far. These guys need some range time.
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Post by gipsy on Dec 17, 2023 22:03:18 GMT -6
Don't go giving them any ideas
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Post by papaof2 on Dec 17, 2023 23:57:58 GMT -6
Start that range time with some 6' 6" Marine DIs as the staff. Picking the little twerps by their shirtfronts and holding them at eye level while they're two feet away from the edge of the roof and 40 feet from the ground might get them to pay attention to what the DIs are saying. Such as "Boy! You want me to show you how a real man fights?" Or maybe having the kid with a lit cigarette between each pair of fingers and his hands out to the side while the DIs demonstrate accurate shooting by just knocking the ash off the cigarettes - one DI taking the left hand and the other taking the right hand. You'd might need to provide the twerps a place to shower and some fresh clothes...
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Post by gipsy on Dec 24, 2023 8:58:20 GMT -6
Already started 10 and 2
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Post by gipsy on Dec 25, 2023 9:52:07 GMT -6
Christmas Morning 17 and 3
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Post by gipsy on Dec 31, 2023 19:24:48 GMT -6
How about 11 and 1
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Post by feralferret on Jan 1, 2024 4:22:33 GMT -6
Unusually low numbers. It must be getting cold there.
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Post by gipsy on Jan 1, 2024 9:34:40 GMT -6
Headlines for New Year Day CPD said there were 617 murders in Chicago last year, down from 709 in 2022. The number of shootings is also down, with 2,452 shootings in 2023 and 2,829 shootings in 2022. The number of shooting victims in 2023 was 2,883, down from 3,484 in 2022. Problem is the numbers don't really match as the victims number is higher then the shooting number. New math at work?
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Post by feralferret on Jan 1, 2024 17:59:52 GMT -6
Nope, just old lying politicians.
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Post by papaof2 on Jan 1, 2024 20:48:36 GMT -6
They can't count higher than 10 without taking off their shoes and you know they don't have enough trusted people to use 1500+ sets of hands and feet. Besides some of those feet are ticklish and will jerk away and make the number written on that foot - or those feet - illegible.
Or maybe they're counting "fingers" and "toes" on the zoo animals - because they can't tell anyone except Doctor Doolittle - and they don't know that animal hands/feet/paws may not have five fingers/toes each.
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Post by gipsy on Jan 2, 2024 8:17:04 GMT -6
But 0ver 400 more Victims then shootings? that is really bad.
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Post by papaof2 on Jan 2, 2024 19:03:31 GMT -6
One shooting with a 6 round .380 auto with one in the chamber would produce at least 2 victims from that one shooting which involved 7 shots, based on their typical accuracy.
Some of us could probably do things much more accurately than the people in those reports but we're not likely to be doing a drive-by with a 17 round Glock held "gangsta'" style and most of the bullets winding up in doors, windows, walls, roofs and furniture. "Within 6 feet" confrontations tend to be much more accurate. With that "toy" gun in both hands, even an ancient old doddering useless honky would likely score hits with 6 of the 7 shots in a close confrontation.
Pop! . Pop! . Pop! . Pop! . Pop! . Pop! . Pop! is much more likely to be accurate than Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang!Bang! but let's not tell those shooters or give them range time - except for one round from each weapon for ballistic analysis...
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Post by gipsy on Jan 7, 2024 20:45:35 GMT -6
I have a bridge to sell you. They are saying 8 and 2, but there were more in the headlines then that. They wouldn't be telling a fib would they?
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Post by papaof2 on Jan 8, 2024 5:03:22 GMT -6
FIB: from the Crotchety Old Curmudgeon's Dictionary
Finely Implemented Bullshit
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Post by gipsy on Jan 8, 2024 9:35:49 GMT -6
I think they are trying to keep off FOX as one of those bad blue run cities, and they also have enough headline with their first Illegals storage site closed down for polluted land.
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Post by gipsy on Jan 14, 2024 20:32:54 GMT -6
Well the numbers are down 7 and 3
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